Disclaimer: My name's certainly not affiliated with Star Wars in ANY matter, much less with Rebels.
Story: Non-linear vignettes detailing the rise, crowning, and reign of Lady Enyo, once known as Ezra Bridger, of the Empire. Dark!Fem!Ezra, slight Inquisitor and Agent Kallus romance.
Set as a genderbent future AU.
Spoilers: Yeeess. Beware.
Warnings: Perverts, raunchy humor, weird humor, craziness, etc…Criminal activity, violence, sexual situations, etc.
Pairings: Not main focus, but occasionally Fem!Ezra/Inquisitor, and Fem!Ezra/Kallus, and shades of Vader.

The God-Queen's Reign
Vignette: Meiloorun

A fruit. A fruit.

The girl wanted a bloody fruit.

"Buy it," he hissed at her, chasing her on the rooftops and wondering where her companions were and if he had to keep a lookout for them if they'd been planning an ambush.

"Why? It wouldn't be as much fun and wouldn't get on your nerves so much if I did!" she laughed freely.

Ezra Bridger aka Jabba the Hut was infuriating.

She tossed one of the meilooruns she'd ran off with earlier at his head, and he nimbly caught it. Why again was he chasing her? And why hadn't he radioed for others to help him corner her?

"Come chase me, Kallus," she teased, waving from a rooftop, before she jumped down and disappeared from his sight.

Kallus snarled and sped up, reaching that spot and jumping down as well. He saw her turn a corner and he hurried so he wouldn't lose her.

"Idiot girl!" he yelled out.

"Sticks and stones, Kallus! Sticks and stones!" the bluish-haired troublemaker tossed another meiloorun at him. He caught that as well.

Growling, he made his legs go faster and nearly had her, when she took that time to do a Force-powered jump that caught him off guard and had him embarrassingly stumble forward and lose his step. She landed behind him and he made to turn to face her, when he had to quickly focus and catch a few more of the fruit she'd stolen. By then, he'd noticed he'd half of what she'd gotten, while she had the other half in her bag.

"What was the point of this?" he demanded, debating dropping the fruit to take advantage of the situation and grab her.

She smirked and giggled to herself. "Maybe I just wanted to see you chase me," she taunted.

He scowled and was about to drop everything and leap forward to catch her, when all of a sudden she'd darted forward and had stuck her face up to his, causing him to arch back awkwardly, though she followed him.

"Tut tut. My, dear Kallus –sticks and stones break bones, remember? So why do you always seem afraid when we're alone? You act like I'm going to suck your blood."

He opened his mouth to protest that, but she took one of the meilooruns from his arms and shoved it into his mouth.

"Play nice," she lectured jokingly. "That way we can play again next time!"

She laughed and ran around him, scurrying up a building and then disappearing from his sight.

He bit down and the fruit fell from his mouth, dropping into the pile he held in his arms. He chewed irritably, watching the direction the long-gone girl had taken.

Kallus might as well keep the fruit and blame the girl for them being lost.

Started 10/5/15 – Completed 10/5/15

A/n: Honestly, I just wanted to do something lighthearted. And after the past few chapters, nice change of pace. Although, why is it that none of the drabbles I have planned are lighthearted, except ones that include Kallus?! Geez. Anyway, please make me feel loved and review~ I severely get depressed at this fandom :(