AWW! (Hands Envelop with 'Brackenfur Warriors Den, ThunderClan Camp. Some british forest by a lake, UK' on it, and whith 'Coco Cookies' on it)
Bye Brackeny! (crys)

THANKS!

-eats cookies in one bite-

It's not goodbye. I'll still write. Please don't cry.

Love, Brackenfur

Dear Brackenfur,
Be prepared for 20 bizarre and some-what annoying questions that will have your head spinning in anger. :D So lets begin!
Who is your favorite cat in ThunderClan?
Why?
Is it because they worship you?
Are you lying?
Are you afraid of death?
Or more afraid of mice?
I bet it's the second one.
Who is cooler? Heavystep or Louis-Joseph, Marquis de Montcalm (I bet you don't know who that is)?
Do you like trees?
Why or why not?
What is 1+1?
Tsk tsk. Explain why you think it's a 3.
What is your occupation?
Don't have one? Thought so.
Do you like twolegs?
No? Is it because they smell so much?
Well then, you should purchase Febreze air fresheners.
They're a great help at odor-controlling.
Do you feel at home yet at FFN?
I hope not.
Feel like killing me yet?
You sure?
Well then, let me teach you how. First you unsheathe your claws, then you raise your forepaw, and let out a battle caterwaul. And you pounce. And fight. And lose. And watch me as I do my happy dance. :)
I'm sorry if I offended you in any way, shape or form, but this is my job-- to give you more reviews, and as an Ask Brackenfur reviewer, I have the right to offend you. Got it? Yes? Great.
(and now for something absolutely ridiculous and pointless...)
Do you like badgers?...
...with ketchup?
-EmogaL-
Dear Moosey,
As the Ask Yellowfang co-writer (collab with Skyheart/Cloudfire), I know the joys and pains of answering these questions (some which are absolutely ridiculous). How do you feel about answering the questions? How long does it take to answer a batch of them? Do you ever get writer's block when trying to think of something humorous and entertaining to say? Do you ever wish you never started this? Or do you thank god every second of your life that you started the wonderful 'Ask ' thing? Did you ever reply to someone's review but then thought of something better to say later? Do you think Skyheart is cool (say 'no')?
Thanks for your time,
- the very pwnful EmogaL
aka Phoenixstar

Dear EmogaL (a.k.a. Phoenixstar),

1) -blushes- Sorreltail.

2) Because she's pretty. –blushes-

3) No, actually sometimes she plays hard to get.

4) No.

5) Not really.

7) Mice are scary. –blushes-

8) You were correct. –blushes-

9) They're all losers. I mean, Heavystep died long ago, and then he came back to life! How unfair is that?

10) Trees are fun.

11) They're fun.

12) Eleventy-7

13) I didn't say three- I said Eleventy-7. That's right, right?

14) ThunderClan Cat. I don't like it 'cause I don't get paid.

15) That IS a job!

16) Moosey's Oaky Doaky

17) Yes

18) Sure, why not?

19) Yes, I believe so.

20) I left recently to return to the forest. Moosey still visits me to deliver cookies.

21) Why?

22) Now, you're cool.

23) Yup.

24) That would be rude.

25) You didn't offend me.

26) Yes.

27) YES.

Love, Brackenfur

P.S. I hand this over to Moosey now.

Dear EmogaL,

I just give Brackenfur advice about how to reply. Sometimes letters make him angry. He nearly burned the last one that Ghostkit wrote.

Brackenfur doesn't take long.

Brackenfur just acts like himself. He really connects with his readers.

Sometimes Brackenfur blames me for the work his job involves, but he got over it.

Yeah. My advice isn't the best sometimes.

I dunno.

Hey, thanks for writing!

-Moosey

I PROMISE I SHALL GIVE YOU OREO COOKIES OF YOUTH, and there DOUBLE STUFFED, which means MORE SUGAR! YAHOO! You know Brakenfur, you on sugar is my normal...thats kinda scary. anyway...crap i forgot what i was gonna say...I REMEMBER...nope lost it...i'll be back...eventually...I LOVE YOU!

here are some COOKIES! and Sprite, sprite zero though i can't have the regular kind T-T, which means this soda has no sugar, caffiene or carbs...tell Graystripe and Firestar i said HI!

Dear for the cookies! I've never tried DOUBLE STUFFED before. They taste simply heavenly.

I love you too.

Thanks!

Kay. I will, don't worry.

Love, Brackenfur

yay for brackenfur coming to ArticClan! anyways, it's so sad it's the end!

Hawkeh,

Its not the end, it's a whole new beginning!!!!!!!!!!

Love, Brackenfur

hey I AM NOT GOING BACK NEVER
SAM:um that is why you were out
ME:got a problem with that
Sam:no

Consider it. The veterinarians are just there to help!!! And you need help!!!!

With Love, Brackenfur