AWW! (Hands Envelop with 'Brackenfur Warriors Den,
ThunderClan Camp. Some british forest by a lake, UK' on it, and whith
'Coco Cookies' on it)
Bye Brackeny! (crys)
THANKS!
-eats cookies in one bite-
It's not goodbye. I'll still write. Please don't cry.
Love, Brackenfur
Dear
Brackenfur,
Be prepared for 20 bizarre and some-what annoying
questions that will have your head spinning in anger. :D So lets
begin!
Who is your favorite cat in ThunderClan?
Why?
Is it
because they worship you?
Are you lying?
Are you afraid of
death?
Or more afraid of mice?
I bet it's the second one.
Who
is cooler? Heavystep or Louis-Joseph, Marquis de Montcalm (I bet you
don't know who that is)?
Do you like trees?
Why or why
not?
What is 1+1?
Tsk tsk. Explain why you think it's a 3.
What
is your occupation?
Don't have one? Thought so.
Do you like
twolegs?
No? Is it because they smell so much?
Well then, you
should purchase Febreze air fresheners.
They're a great help at
odor-controlling.
Do you feel at home yet at FFN?
I hope
not.
Feel like killing me yet?
You sure?
Well then, let me
teach you how. First you unsheathe your claws, then you raise your
forepaw, and let out a battle caterwaul. And you pounce. And fight.
And lose. And watch me as I do my happy dance. :)
I'm sorry if I
offended you in any way, shape or form, but this is my job-- to give
you more reviews, and as an Ask Brackenfur reviewer, I have the right
to offend you. Got it? Yes? Great.
(and now for something
absolutely ridiculous and pointless...)
Do you like
badgers?...
...with ketchup?
-EmogaL-
Dear Moosey,
As the
Ask Yellowfang co-writer (collab with Skyheart/Cloudfire), I know the
joys and pains of answering these questions (some which are
absolutely ridiculous). How do you feel about answering the
questions? How long does it take to answer a batch of them? Do you
ever get writer's block when trying to think of something humorous
and entertaining to say? Do you ever wish you never started this? Or
do you thank god every second of your life that you started the
wonderful 'Ask ' thing? Did you ever reply to someone's review but
then thought of something better to say later? Do you think Skyheart
is cool (say 'no')?
Thanks for your time,
- the very pwnful
EmogaL
aka Phoenixstar
Dear EmogaL (a.k.a. Phoenixstar),
1) -blushes- Sorreltail.
2) Because she's pretty. –blushes-
3) No, actually sometimes she plays hard to get.
4) No.
5) Not really.
7) Mice are scary. –blushes-
8) You were correct. –blushes-
9) They're all losers. I mean, Heavystep died long ago, and then he came back to life! How unfair is that?
10) Trees are fun.
11) They're fun.
12) Eleventy-7
13) I didn't say three- I said Eleventy-7. That's right, right?
14) ThunderClan Cat. I don't like it 'cause I don't get paid.
15) That IS a job!
16) Moosey's Oaky Doaky
17) Yes
18) Sure, why not?
19) Yes, I believe so.
20) I left recently to return to the forest. Moosey still visits me to deliver cookies.
21) Why?
22) Now, you're cool.
23) Yup.
24) That would be rude.
25) You didn't offend me.
26) Yes.
27) YES.
Love, Brackenfur
P.S. I hand this over to Moosey now.
Dear EmogaL,
I just give Brackenfur advice about how to reply. Sometimes letters make him angry. He nearly burned the last one that Ghostkit wrote.
Brackenfur doesn't take long.
Brackenfur just acts like himself. He really connects with his readers.
Sometimes Brackenfur blames me for the work his job involves, but he got over it.
Yeah. My advice isn't the best sometimes.
I dunno.
Hey, thanks for writing!
-Moosey
I PROMISE I SHALL GIVE YOU OREO COOKIES OF YOUTH, and there DOUBLE STUFFED, which means MORE SUGAR! YAHOO! You know Brakenfur, you on sugar is my normal...thats kinda scary. anyway...crap i forgot what i was gonna say...I REMEMBER...nope lost it...i'll be back...eventually...I LOVE YOU!
here are some COOKIES! and Sprite, sprite zero though i can't have the regular kind T-T, which means this soda has no sugar, caffiene or carbs...tell Graystripe and Firestar i said HI!
Dear for the cookies! I've never tried DOUBLE STUFFED before. They taste simply heavenly.
I love you too.
Thanks!
Kay. I will, don't worry.
Love, Brackenfur
yay for brackenfur coming to ArticClan! anyways, it's so sad it's the end!
Hawkeh,
Its not the end, it's a whole new beginning!!!!!!!!!!
Love, Brackenfur
hey I AM NOT
GOING BACK NEVER
SAM:um that is why you were out
ME:got a
problem with that
Sam:no
Consider it. The veterinarians are just there to help!!! And you need help!!!!
With Love, Brackenfur
