During the opening song you see Inuyasha walking and Kagome along with everyone else riding Kirara comes by, as Kagome reaches out to grab Inuyasha she tries to pull him up... yet all she does is tummble over.
Kagome: Ahhhhhh! Inuyasha, you tub of lard, how much do you wiegh fatty Mcfat fat?
Inuyasha: You're calling me fat, I am far from it, the only problem here is how weak you are. You couldn't even carry a box of paper clips across the room without stopping to rest. And besides you're one to talk Thunder Thighs!
Kagome: My thighs are poportinal to the rest of my body, you fall over walking due to all the fat that's in your head! That's it I'm putting you on a diet!
Inuyasha: Fine if you're putting me on a diet then I'm putting you on a trainning program, so I don't have to hear you complain your tired from walking three whole feet!
Three Months Later Ling: Hey guys sorry I've been gone away so long, you wouldn't believe the stories I have.. to tell...yo..u.
Ling sees Kagome who now has the body of a professional body builder, as for Inuyasha he appeared out of nowhere from turning sideways to face Ling.
Ling: AHHHHHH! I'm not in Japan, this is some other dimension! Kagome could plow someone into the ground by just tapping them on the shoulder! Inuyasha, wait where did he go? OH MY JESUS! He's one dimensional! Speak now, did you eat Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Kirara and everyone else or did you kill them by hugging them to death!
Kagome: Ling what in the world are you talking about? I went on a work program and Inuyasha went on a diet, there's not a problem with that is there?
Ling: Yes there is a problem when you shake someone's hand and break a few bones in the process, or if someone can fly you like a kite Inuyasha... Oh come on stop turning sideways! I can't see you at all when you do!
Kagome: Come on now Ling.
Starts walking towards Ling and the earth starts to tremble with each step. Ling: No! Stay away! She see's Inuyasha and ties his arms around her neck, using him as a cape.
Inuyasha: What do you think you're doing Ling!
Ling: I'm going to fly! Ready, set go!
She runs and as a breeze picks up she jumps but falls down, just because Inuyasha can fly doesn't mean he's magical.
Ling: Well that was a waste of time, ah she's gaining on us!Time for plan B, Inuyasha quickly eat!
Out of nowhere Ling pulls out her backpack and force feeds Inuyasha as tears of joy stream down his face as he once again is able to eat his favorite chips.
Kagome: NO! What do you think you're doing, months of forcefull dieting for nothing! She stops walking and gets to her knees as she sulks, meanwhile Inuyasha continues to stuff his face with tears of joy pour never ending from his eyes.
Ling: Yes, eat Inuyasha, eat. As for you Kagome, I think I have something that could make you go back to you're normal body size, as well as hopefully give back your voice that made you sound like a girl.
Yanking the actual backpack out of Inuyasha's mouth Ling pulls out a teen magazine with pictures of Orlando Bloom on the cover. Kagome: Sniff Is that who I think it is?
Ling: That's right Kagome, peer presure, it says here that Orlando always like the damsel in distress, he likes girls that can't do everything on their own. He thinks that woman are at their best when hopeless. Ling waves the magazine in front of Kagome, even though everything she just said was a complete and made up lie.
Kagome: Oh no! I can't be seen like this, I'm not Orlando worthy!
Ling: That's right, and he has a history of dating people who wear at the most a size five dress. I don't think it's possible to get all of those muscles to fit into even a size twelve.
Kagome: NO! I'll stop, I have to be Orlando worthy!
Ling: Yes, I fixed everything... Inuyasha, stop it! No! You can't eat the plastic wrapper! No stop it, ahhh! Don't eat my clothes, I need to ear those!
Back at the workshop where Ling pretty much lives...
Ling: Ah good to be back where I feel most wanted, right Raven...um...Cloud? Ravenspawn? Mom? Kitty? Ahem... ok well anway I'm just going to give you an interview of Sesshomaru, that right people, the person who half of the Inuyasha tv viewer's love it's Sess-homo-ru... hehe, No iI'm kidding... anyway here he is. Welcome dog demon.
Sesshomaru: Why am I here? I don't remember even getting out of bed this morning.
Ling: That's because I had my people dress you and bring you here while you where asleep. It was so cute watching you suck your thumb and clutching to your Ragady Ann doll.
Sesshomaru: For your information that was Ragady Any, and it was a gift from my mom.
Ling: Aww.. that's so cute, tell me do you miss her?
Sesshomaru: What are you talking about, I just saw her yesterday at her house.
Ling: Oh, did you now...
Sesshomaru: If you're done being stupid I would like to go home now.
Gets up and starts to leave.
Ling: I'm afraid you can't do that, really I am SCARED.
Sesshomaru: And why would that be?
He starts to flex his claws as they start to faintly turn green with poison and the points sparkle in the light.
Ling: Because some how information leaked that you where "coming" today and this is the result of it.
Standing up she walks over to the window and draw back the curtain. There was a sea, no more like an ocean of fans out there. Sesshomaru's eye's go big and he sits back down.
Ling: Yes, it would seem that you have no choice but to answer my questions, so how are there Sesshy?
Sesshomaru: That doesn't concern you.
Ling: You're right it doesn't, but I don't care what you end up think about me. So do you still hate Inuyasha because he gets the cool killing sword, even though the one you should be mad at is your father.
Sesshomaru: I question that all the time, a stupid half demon and his mother was the downfall of a great demon, how pathetic.
Ling: Oh, would you say the same thing if that was you and your mother.
Sesshomaru: My mother is nothing like a human, she would fight for herself, she wouldn't need father to take care of her.
Ling: Isn't that why he left her, to be with someone who wanted to be with him?
Sesshomaru: I don't care, all I want now is to kill Naraku.
Ling: But that's not far, Inuyasha was after him way before you did. Is this some form of payback. You are the older child after all, you should have the first pick of swords, but since Inuyasha got the one you wanted you are going after something that he wants, to kill Naraku.
Sesshomaru: You are reading way to much into this, all I want is to get revenge on Naraku. That is all.
Ling: Yes, you are the type to hold a grude, so then let me ask you this, how do you love Rin? As a daughter figure, or as a future lover?
Sesshomaru: What are you talking about, I don't know what love is. She follows me and I didn't kill her.
Ling: Yeah, you brought her back to life.
Sesshomaru: I was just merely testing a worthless blade.
Ling: You already knew it worked after testing it on Jaken, wich by that way I really wished didn't work, but that point aside I think you wanted to save her. Could it be that your heart is no longer as frozen as it once was? Could spring have come to your heart?
Sesshomaru: Do you have anything better to do than to critically analize my life?
Ling: Yeah, like all the homework I never did but this is way better.
Sesshomaru: Riddiculous, I'm leaving.
Ling: With that crowd down there?
Sesshomaru: I've delt with worse. He whips out his cell phone and dials a number. After talking on it for a bit he hangs up. He stares at Ling who is leaning on her hands staring at him with round eyes.
Sesshomaru: What?
Ling: So how are you getting out of here oh great dog demon? Did you just call your lover Rin to pick you up? Or your follower Jaken who is madly in love with you.
Sesshomaru: Rin is too young to drive, how do you think she could pick me up? As for Jaken he can't see over the counter at McDonald's.
Ling: Very true, so show me how you plan on getting out of here.
Sesshomaru: Simply, I have a voice controled helicopter, it's on the roof right now. Farewell.
He leaves and you can hear his helicopter fly off and looking out the window you could see it fly off. Ling: Well there he goes, I didn't get him good or anything, man. Uh oh... he...he just fell right out of the helicopter.
into a sea of ravenous fan girls.
She gets down on her knees and says a pray. Ling: It was nice knowing you Sesshomaru, but nothing could have saved you, not even the sword that you left here in my office. Picking up the sword Ling walks over to her computer and puts up a bid on ebay.
Say what you will, I know I deserve any hate you have to give to me. Gracias to my old fans for reading and not giving up on me!
