requested by the brilliant mind of Mirrorflame of course XD

"l-lisagna...I love you!" Said lisanna

"Huh?" Said Lasagna

"I said I love you" said Lisanna "it talks..."

"but...okay so, first natsu" said Lasagna

"I love you" said Lisanna

"Then bixlow" said lasagna

"I love you" said Lisanna

"Now me?" Said lasagna

"I love you" said Lisanna

"But, I'm a food?!" Said lasagna

"Yeah well, cake was taken" said Lisanna

"Oh thanks" said lasagna sarcastically

"And I'm lactose intollerent" said Lisanna

"Ew. Well, what happened with bixlow" said lasagna

"He bought me ice cream" said Lisanna

"And?" Said lasagna

"I'm lactose intollerent" said Lisanna

"I see. But didn't you tell him that you were lactosre intollerent?" Said lasagna

"Would you tell someone that you uncontrollably fart after eating dairy products?" Said Lisanna

"I dunno, I'm a lasagna" said lasagna

"I love you " said Lisanna

"Uuuugh" said lasagna

"Ew" said the guild in unison