A/N: Oh hi there. I'm finally done! Last chapter:
Fang and I ran towards the direction of the noise, and found, to our surprise (ahem, that's sarcasm) the flock.
"What I mean to say is, if you're gonna eat a cheese puff, you eat the cheese puff, not throw it at down a cliff. What a waste of cheese!" Iggy drawled, flinging his arm around Gazzy, who was hunched over, laughing hysterically.
What had I just walked into?
Both Iggy and Gazzy were clutching black cans of soda with an M on them, and practically crying of laughter.
Next to them, Nudge was bouncing up and down with Angel standing near her, both of them holding cans as well.
I could hear Nudge talking about 3 times faster than usual, which was at terrifying speeds. "And then I was like, no, and she was like, yeah, and I don't really remember what comes next and oh my god is that an orange? Nevermind, it's a purple, hey am I talking too fast? Someone tell me if I'm talking too fast because I don't have a good view of myself-"
Angel just listened to Nudge, enraptured, an unnaturally wide grin on her face.
"What happened?" Fang muttered finally.
Massie, who must've spotted him, shrieked and stomped up to him. "Your friends here drank all of my Monster!"
"What's that?"
"Monster's so amazingly good I can't even explain it's like rainbows and unicorns and unicorns riding rainbow colored unicorns exploding in your mouth-" I tuned Nudge out.
"It's an energy drink with tons of sugar in it," Angel exclaimed in a sing-song voice.
They got high off of an energy drink? I didn't know whether to laugh or yell at the flock.
"BOMBS AWAY!" Gazzy yelled suddenly, cackling like a maniac. He was standing on the drinks table.
"No, Gazzy, don't-" I started.
He leaped into the punch bowl, feet first, and with a splash, everyone in the vicinity was drenched in bright red juice, included Massie.
She jumped back, her clothes, face and hair soaked. "Oh my gawd," she yelled. Her makeup was smearing, giving her the look of a drowning raccoon.
I laughed then, and even Fang cracked a smile.
"Leave!" Massie wailed. "Get out!"
The flock and I were ushered to the front door by an enraged Massie and her friends. By now, we were all snorting and chortling with laughter.
She shoved us out into the porch. "And don't come back!"
I gave her a mock salute. "Bye. Thanks for inviting us!"
She just glared at me with puffy, black rimmed eyes.
So with that, we marched down the stairs and the pathway, looking like a very strange procession of stumbling and giggling kids.
As we reached the edge of the forest, I could hear Massie screech, "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LAWN?"
"Let's leave," Fang advised. "I'd rather face the Erasers than her."
I couldn't argue with that.
