"Last time on Total Drama: Kazan Island." Chris begins to announce. "Chef and I dumped the kids on a knockoff Boney Island, where their challenge was to find their way back to the island. The Bears were in the lead, or at least they thought they were, until they realized they swam to the wrong island. The Bears came in last place, and it was bye-bye Tyler."
"Who will be shoved into a submarine this episode? Who will betray each other? Found out right here, right now on Total. Drama. Kazan Island!"
The camera shows the sun rising a beautiful yellowish-orange color. It then pans to Katie going at it on the punching bag.
"Wew, wee, hooo." She gasps as she punches the giant red bag.
Dakota walks out of the cabin and lets out a big yawn. She then walks over to Katie.
"Why do you insist on exercising so early?" Dakota asks.
"Because, we're in a competition here Dakota." Katie replies. "You should start taking this more seriously."
"But I'm not here for the money, I'm here for the camera time." Dakota responds.
"That's not what your dad said on Snap-blog."
"What? What did he say?" Dakota whines.
"He said a month ago that he cut off your allowance."
"Oh… I forgot."
PSSSH. The camera shows Dakota in the confessional. "After it cost a ton of money for my anti-mutant cosmetic surgery, my dad cut off my allowance! So I guess I should take Katie's advice."
"You're right Katie, I need to toughen up! No more miss nice princess!" Dakota exclaims.
She punches the punching bag and it swings back and hits her to the ground. "Ouch…." She moans.
"Dakota? Are you okay?" Katie asks, rushing to her.
"Yeah, I'm totally fine…" She grumbles. "I need an ice pack or something…"
Scott and Justin emerge from the cabin.
"What happened here?" Justin asks.
"Dakota got attacked by a 50 pound bag." Katie responds.
"Hahahah!" Scott laughs loudly as he points at her.
Katie and Justin give him weird looks.
Scott rubs his neck nervously. "Oh, Um… that was about something else."
PSSSH. The camera shows Katie in the confessional. "Who does this ginger wuss think he is?"
"Shut up Scott, you're such a loser." Katie snarks.
"I said it was about something else, sheesh!" Scott replies.
Chris starts shouting over the loudspeakers. "You guys know the drill by now, shove some food in your gob."
"Come on Justin, let's go." Scott snarls.
Katie and Scott exchange dirty looks.
The camera swaps to Noah and Brick getting ready in the bathroom.
"Mmmmmmph." Brick mumbles sadly as he starts to brush his teeth.
Noah side-eyes him.
"Mmmmmmmm!" Brick whines as he flops his body around dramatically.
"Okay, what is it?!" Noah asks aggressively.
"I'm sad, Noah!" Brick whimpers as his eyes begin to water.
"Why? Is this about Tyler?" He questions. "He was annoying."
"He was my best friend… and you're so mean to me…"
Noah walks over and pats Brick's shoulder as he cries into the sink.
"There-there… there-there." Noah comforts.
"I-I-I, don't get iiiiit!"
"Okay, this is getting kinda gross." Noah states. "You want a tissue?"
Brick looks at him and nods his head as he sniffles.
The camera swaps to the dining area where Scott and Justin are the only ones to be sitting there.
"So Justin, I was thinking, why don't you…."
"What? Join you an alliance and vote off Katie?" Justin asks.
"How did you know?"
"Because, it's obvious." Justin replies.
"How do I know you'll actually do it?"
"Well, it's your funeral I suppose." Justin snarks. "You don't have much of a choice."
"Yeah, yeah, I get it."
Katie and Dakota walk into the dining area.
"Hi." Dakota greets innocently.
"What were you guys talking about?" Katie interrogates.
"Oh, nothing." Justin mumbles. "You guys should sit down, it'll hurt your ankles standing for too long."
The camera swaps to the contestants eating their breakfast on 3 different tables, separated by team.
Brick pulls out a lucky rabbit's foot from his pocket. "Look at this guys, this little guy has kept me safe in cadet training."
"Aw, cool!" Izzy yells. "Ya know, I hear they work a lot better if you cut off a real rabbit's foot."
Noah and Brick are sitting across from Izzy and Eva. Brick and Noah give weird looks to Izzy.
"What?" She questions as she tilts her head.
Dawn slides across the floor to Brick creepily. "Is that a rabbit's foot?" She asks in his ear.
Brick jumps onto Noah's head.
"Oh, sorry Dawn, didn't see you there." Brick says.
"Get off of me!" Noah exclaims. Brick climbs down back into his seat.
"Rabbit's feet are only actually lucky if it's a real rabbit's foot, and you wouldn't carry around such a gruesome item, would you?" Dawn asks.
"Of course not…" Brick replies.
"Good." Dawn replies. "Now I must go fill my mouth with food items."
PSSSH. The camera shows Noah in the confessional. "That girl, is seriously weird."
Chris walks into the room. "Hello campers, ready for today's challenge?"
"That depends, are you going to put us to sleep again?" Noah asks.
"Nope, not this time." Chris smiles. "Follow me, if you will."
The camera swaps to the starting area of the mutant vegetation challenge from episode 6.
"Welcome campers, to today's challenge." Chris announces.
"Aw yes, I'm so ready." Harold snorts. He does some "karate" moves and falls over after losing balance. "I'm okay."
"For today's challenge, you teams will be in search of 2 ingredients for making eucalyptus tea for these thirsty koalas."
The camera shows 3 koalas in cages. They're all standing completely still, except for blinking.
"Each team must collect some wild eucalyptus that has been placed in random parts of the island, and some fresh water from the northern waterfall." Chris explains. "After you've found these ingredients, you must come back here and brew the tea in these pots. The team that fails to complete this challenge, will be sending somebody home. And because the Serpents got first place last time, they get a compass."
"Did the eucalyptus get planted?" Harold asks. "Because they can grow rapidly and become an invasive plant-" He is caught off by Chris.
"Calm down Harold, the plants are in pots, nothing to worry about." Chris groans. "On the count of 3, you may begin your challenge. 1, 2, 3!"
The teams race off. The Furious Bears and Malicious Bucks head north for the spring water, and the Serpents begin to the East looking for eucalyptus.
The camera swaps to the Serpents looking through some bushes.
Katie points towards something off screen. "Is that it?" She asks. "Scott, come help me pull this thing out."
As Katie and Scott walk away, Justin nudges Dakota on the elbow. "Hey Dakota?"
"What?" She responds.
"Have you noticed how aggressive Katie has become?" He questions.
"No, what do you mean?"
"Never mind."
PSSSH. The camera shows Justin in the confessional. "I'm gonna have to be more slick than that…"
"Okay, that wasn't what we were looking for." Katie asserts. "Let's keep moving."
The camera swaps to the Bears.
Eva has her head down and is moping.
Izzy turns to her. "Eva, what's wrong?"
"I feel bad for having to vote Tyler off when I just started to tolerate him." She responds.
"Aw, don't be sad." Izzy cheers. "Will a million dollars make you feel better?"
Eva looks up and smirks. "Yes."
"Then let's go get that invasive plant!" Izzy exclaims to the air with her hands up.
"Yeeeaah!" The team cheers.
The bushes start to rustle.
"Is that you Izzy?" Brick asks.
"She's standing right next to you." Noah snarks.
A huge brown bear comes out of the bushes and scares them away.
The camera swaps to the Bears panting in a clearing of viney trees trying to catch their breath.
"Is everybody okay?" Brick asks. "I wouldn't be able to deal with myself if I lost my platoon."
"We're fine." Noah responds. "But which way is north now?"
The camera swaps to the Bucks.
"Look, there's the waterfall!" Cody calls out. "Now we just have to take this water back to camp and…"
A bear walks by them scratching itself with a stick. It plops itself down for a nap right by the river with the waterfall.
"Oh, crap." Harold moans.
"It's fine guys, it's just a cute little bear." Dawn comforts.
"A little bear?" DJ questions.
"I'll just go talk to the bear, no worries."
Dawn walks up to the stream but comes back shortly after reaching it.
"We're gonna need a carrying device for the water." She tells her team.
"Well, what are we gonna use?" Cody asks.
"I've got a lunch bag." DJ whispers as he pulls it out of his pants.
"Okay, DJ, I love you man, but nobody wants to touch a lunch bag from your pants." Cody squeals.
"Okay fine, I'll do it!" DJ whisper-yells.
He slowly tip-toes up to the river and collects some water. He tiptoes back to his team and whispers. "I got it guys." Just as he says that, he trips on the bear.
The bear slowly rises as DJ shifts his eyes towards it.
DJ quickly gets up and runs away.
The bear roars loudly.
"Dawn, do something!" Cody commands.
"Okay, hold on guys." Dawn assures. "Come here little bear." She whispers to it calmly.
The bear makes a calm face until it roars again and knocks the Bucks through some bushes.
"Ruuuun!" They yell in sync as they scurry off.
PSSSH. The camera shows Dawn in the confessional. "What was up with that bear? It barely felt like it had a spark of life."
The camera swaps to the Serpents looking at one of the pots.
"There, there!" Dakota yells.
"Where is there?" Scott asks.
"Over there!" She exclaims as she stomps her foot and points.
"Good eye, Dakota." Justin sweet-talks.
Katie tries to pull the pot out from the ground. "Little help?" Katie asks as the camera shows Dakota looking in a hand-held mirror and Justin looking at his nails.
"Okay, fine, I'll help." Scott moans.
Scott and Katie pull the pot from the ground.
"Good, now let's go north to the waterfall." Katie suggests.
"Which way is north now?" Scott grills. "We've been going in all different directions looking for this plant."
"We'll have to go to the beach and travel along until we reach north with out compass, these plants are so hard to travel through." Katie replies. "Let's go."
The camera swaps to the Bears near the river. The bear is nowhere to be seen, since it chased the Bucks into the forest.
"How are we gonna collect this water?" Eva asks.
"Leave it to me." Izzy says menacingly.
She climbs into a tree while spy music plays, she's crawling up like a retarded monkey. She gets to the top of a tree. "See guys, look, coconuts."
"Bring one down Izzy, we can use one as a bowl!" Noah calls to her.
"Oh, you were gonna use it for a bowl? I was just gonna eat em." Izzy bashes her head against a coconut and 4 fall from the tree.
"Nice job, Izzy." Eva congratulates. Izzy jumps down from the tree.
"Here, crack this Eva." Noah asks of her.
She cracks the coconut open straight in half.
Noah takes the coconut halves and fills them with water. "Here, everybody take 2 halves and carry them slowly."
The camera swaps back to the Bucks. They have beards and tribal face paint on.
"How long have we been out here." Cody moans as he twitches his eyes.
"I don't know, but it feels like forever…" Harold groans.
Dawn is rocking back and forth on a rock.
DJ looks at her. "How come you couldn't calm the bear down?"
Dawn slowly turns her head to him. "I don't know…. It's never happened before… the bear felt so distant." She stutters as she continues to rock.
Cody gets up and trips on a pot.
"Hey, isn't that the pot we need for the challenge!?" DJ exclaims.
"Yeah, it is." Harold states oddly calmly.
The Bucks stare at each other before throwing their hands in the air and celebrating.
"WOO-HOOO!" They cheer.
"We can still win, we gotta go back to the river!" DJ commands.
The camera swaps to the Serpents at the river. Katie is weaving a bowl out of grass.
"There, perfect, let's get the water." Katie says as the water flows into the bowl she made.
"We should get back to Chris fast." Justin suggests.
The camera swaps to the Bears mucking through a thick part of the forest.
"It feels like we've been walking forever." Brick moans.
"I already drank 2 of the coconuts…" Izzy groans.
Her team stares at her. "What?"
Noah sighs as he looks into the sky. His vision is blurring.
"Hey? Is that one of the pots we need in that tree?" Noah asks.
"I think it is." Eva replies.
"Izzy, can you climb up there?" Brick asks.
"Yeah… hold on…" She starts to slowly climb the tree like a sloth.
The camera swaps to the Serpents coming out of the clearing to Chris.
"Chris!" Katie calls out.
"Welcome Serpents, you're the first team to arrive." Chris states. "Put the leaves and water in one of the pots above the campfire and start cookin'."
The Bears come out of the clearing. "Waaait!" They cry.
Chris says the same thing he said to the Serpents.
The camera pans to the Serpents brewing the tea in the pot.
"Is it ready yet?" Dakota asks.
"I don't know, I don't drink tea." Katie responds.
"Looks brewed enough, let's get going." Justin says.
The Serpents get to the koala cage.
PSSSH. The camera shows Katie in the confessional. "You guys remember when Gwen got that eucalyptus allergy? Gross!"
The koala growls through the cage.
Scott looks at Dakota nervously. "Ladies first."
Dakota looks back at her team and they're doing thumbs-up while putting on fake smiles.
"Ugh… I hate this show." Dakota moans. "Nice.. koala…" She pours the tea into the tea cup inside the koala's cage without getting mauled.
"Nice!" Chris exclaims. "That means, you guys get first place! Let's see how the Bears are doing."
Chris locks his eyes on Brick getting mauled by the koala.
"Just…" Noah begins to say before he's cut off by Brick's screaming.
Eva punches him in the face which gets him to pass out. She takes the koala, puts it back in the cage, and gives the tea to it.
"And the Bears win 2nd place!" Chris announces.
"Waaaiiit!" Cody yells as his team comes from the clearing.
"We got the stuff, Chris." DJ explains.
"Too bad that you guys are late. It's elimination time for you guys this evening."
"Aaaaw…" They moan.
Chris turns towards the Serpents. "And for coming in first place, you guys win this box of donuts and cherry soda."
"Woo-hoo!" They cheer as they lift Dakota up in the air.
PSSSH. The camera shows Dakota in the confessional. "I've never felt more loved!"
Dawn runs up to Chris. "What was that bear back there? I couldn't tame it!"
"It's mechanical." Chris responds. "Got too many lawsuits and stuff about animal cruelty and we had some left over from Pahkitew."
PSSSH. The camera shows Dawn in the confessional. "Phew, I thought I lost touch with the only things that have understood me since I was young."
The camera switches to the Serpents partying with their soda and donuts.
Katie walks over to the Bears on their porch. "Hey, what kind of soda did you guys win from that one challenge?" She asks.
"Lemon-lime." Eva replies.
"Oh cool, wanna trade?" Katie questions to them. "I'm not a fan of cherry."
"Cherry? I love cherry!" Izzy and Eva yell simultaneously.
Katie and Eva trade cans of soda."Thanks for the trade, Katie." Eva smiles.
"No problem." She whispers. "But between me and you… I wouldn't trust Justin or Scott when we get to the merge, those two are trouble."
"Really?" Eva asks. "Thanks for telling me."
"That's what friends are for." Katie replies as she walks back to her party.
PSSSH. The camera shows Katie in the confessional. "It's okay Justin, it's not personal, you're just expendable." She laughs menacingly.
The camera pans to the Bucks sitting sadly on their porch.
Chris shouts over the loudspeakers. "Get your butts to the elimination ceremony."
The camera swaps to the bonfire ceremony.
"If you receive one of these local delicacies, you are safe." Chris explains. The players have already voted.
"The following players are safe: Cody and Harold."
Dawn and DJ look at each other nervously.
"And the final candy goes to…
Dawn. DJ, you've been eliminated."
DJ looks sad but smiles as he gets up. "Well, it was a pleasure to be on your guys teams."
The camera swaps to DJ walking down the dock with his luggage. He climbs into the submarine.
"Bye DJ, we'll really miss you." Dawn goodbyes.
Cody waltzes up to him. "Sorry for voting you off… I really like everybody on the team and…"
"Don't worry, it's fine, no hard feelings." DJ responds.
The submarine drives off into the beach.
Chris turns towards the camera. "DJ has just been voted off the island, who will go home next episode and who will get one elimination closer to victory? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Kazan Island!"
Thanks for reading. If anybody was left confused:
Cody and Harold voted for DJ. (They liked him least)
Dawn voted for Harold. (She liked him least)
DJ voted for Dawn. (He thought it was weird she went crazy about the bear)
These may seem a bit weird, but all 4 of them are friends so it's difficult for them to make a decision about votes for each other.
Also, if any of you would like to send private messages or reviews and tell me who you're rooting for so far, I would greatly appreciate it. Next episode is going to be another Aftermath episode with Anne Maria, Sierra, DJ, and Tyler being interviewed.
