Title: Expectations
Rating: K
Genre: Romance/ Humor
Word count: 275
Summary: Because life never seems to work out the way you thought it would.

Disclaimer: Do Not Own Naruto.


Life was full of surprises. That was a fact. For instance, she never expected that Sasuke would really leave the village and leave her on a bench after giving her words of thanks.

She never expected to be able to demolish brick walls with only her pinky.

She never expected that Naruto would be that great of a friend, or for Sai to be so adorable for a guy who had no idea what it meant to be adorable.

She never expected to become one of the head medics of the hospital.

She never expected that she'd see her former sensei's unmasked face, or how good-looking he was.

And she never expected herself to get married-though she dreamed of it as a child-and certainly not to the famed Copy Nin.

Life was full of surprises, and being a kunoichi, she was taught to expect every possible outcome, but imagine her expression when she told Kakashi she was pregnant with his child.

And now, as she stared at the man on the floor, slowly regaining consciousness after stuttering like a fool and gasping like a fish out of water before fainting who was now staring wide-eyed as a shaking hand pointed at her as his mouth fumbled with the words 'you're pregnant,' that she had to place her hands on her hips and raise a brow with a noncommittal "Huh."

Out of all the things that could've happened, she certainly hadn't been expecting that.