A/N: Hey people! This is the next chapter. Enjoy!


Chapter 11

Yaoi Fan


It was a quiet twilight. Houses had unlit lights, and there was a faint noise of a wind chime. It was a moonless night; the clouds were partly covering the dark heavens. Serenity filled the whole village; almost everyone was asleep.

Meanwhile, in one little house at the end of the road, the lights were still brightly lit, there were noisy cries and yells.

The children were lively, while the two criminals who were asked to do a parent's job looked worn out. Sasori's hair was messed up— but the red ribbon wasn't removed; his apron had stains of different colors. Deidara's hair wasn't that good; the ends of the strands were glued together.

It was a chaotic house. Horrible, indeed— drips of melted chocolate on the floor, blankets unfolded, and toys scattered— what a big mess that is. The blonde and redhead didn't expect that those kids were wild ones. They were like monsters.

"Man, I'm so stressed with these little ogres, un!" Deidara grumbled, wiping off the drips of chocolate with a torn piece of rug. "Sasori-danna, the baby is crying again! Please feed him with milk and let him sleep. The bottle is on the table, un."

"I told you this is a bad choice, Dei dei. If you didn't insist to save Koyama, then this would not be happening to us." Sasori retorted.

Carrying the baby compact in his arms, the redhead placed a milk bottle in the little hole on the baby's lips. But still, the baby didn't stop crying, making Sasori sway his body side to side like a rocking chair, and began singing softly.

Here's your mother, dear,

Do not shed some tears.

I'll keep you warm all day,

And drive the harm away.

While singing, everyone halted for a while to watch a short man with a ribbon on his head, who was carrying a baby very compact surrounded by his arms, and acting like a true mother who is full of love.

After some time, the baby fell into a deep sleep. "Dei Dei, prepare his crib. He's deep asleep now…" Sasori whispered.

He landed the baby inside the crib, and asked the older kids to sleep. The girl obeyed promptly, but Koyama didn't. After a few hours, they finished the housework, and Deidara removed the gloves in his hands, and combed his hair with his hands. Sasori took off the apron, but didn't untie the red ribbon for a reason.

The two criminals and the young boy sat outside, closing the doors to gain their privacy. "Thank you for being good parents to us, big brothers." Koyama said.

Deidara, who just turned off the light in the room, bragged. "Yep! My danna and I know a lot of household chores, un. That didn't sprain our backs!"

"You need to go to sleep, Koyama. It's already past eleven; Deidara and I have to talk." Sasori said frigidly. "Goodnight."

"Oh, danna. Maybe he could stay here with us for a while, un." Deidara insisted as he tapped Koyama's shoulder. "Stay here, okay? Don't worry… if Sasori-danna will hurt you, I am just here, un."

Koyama stared at Sasori. "He looks serious, Ddeidara-san. Maybe you will be having a very serious talk."

Deidara glanced at Sasori, who was obviously serious. However, the ribbon on his head lessened that look. "Danna, is it really that important, un?"

"Yes."

"If Koyama will not leave, I guess I have to say this…"

Koyama trembled. "Okay, I'm leaving—"

"Stop, Koyama. Stay here. You told me you like yaoi, didn't you?" Deidara gaped upon Sasori's serious eyes, and he knew a bit what his danna meant. "Yes Koyama. Stay here and watch carefully, un."

"Uh… okay."

"Do not blink because you might miss the show." said Sasori. "Watch carefully. But, do not tell me I didn't warn you."

Sasori leaned towards Deidara; there was only an inch gap between the tips of their noses. Koyama watched intently, feeling excited what actions would his two babysitters make. "Deidara, please untie… my ribbon…" Sasori whispered as he kissed Deidara's nose.

Deidara, quite hesitating to obey, said, "But… danna… I think Koyama shouldn't watch—"

Sasori rapidly crushed his lips against Deidara's so that he would have no chance to finish his words. Deidara liked it, and did as he was told. He brushed his fingers against Sasori's red hair, and carefully pulled one of the tails of the ribbon. He did that as he kissed him back. He licked his lips. He did everything to express his love.

Koyama liked the show. It is a great movie, making him shake and cheer, "Crush his lips, Sasori-san! You, Deidara-san, go beat him! Smash!"

"Danna, you know I love you so much, un." Deidara rolled at Sasori's side, kissing his temples. He encircled his arms around Sasori's neck, and whispered against his ears, "Kiss me more, un."

Sasori brushed off some strands falling over Deidara's face, and placed his lips flat on his forehead.

"Dei Dei, I think we have to stop. Koyama is being lucky today." he murmured, letting go of his grasp in Deidara's waist. "Yet I loved that show."

Deidara combed his hair with his fingers, "Koyama, are you satisfied, un?"

"Absolutely, Deidara-san!" he jumped in excitement. "That's one of the best movies I've ever seen."

Sasori crossed his arms, "You'd better sleep, Koyama, your mother might see you awake at the middle of the night. And, do not tell anyone about this, understood?"

"Hai!"


A/N: The next chapter will be cool, I swear. Watch out for it! XD