[OPENING CREDITS SEQUENCE]

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY: Chris R. Jackson and Joseph Thomas

CREATED BY: ThatWrestlingFan


INT. BECKY AND ALEXA'S APARTMENT (LIVING ROOM)

ALEXA is passed out on the living room floor, surrounded by beer bottles, chip bags, and other varies snack wrappers.

*Laugh Track*

ALEXA begins to wake up. SETH emerges from behind the couch.

ALEXA: *groans in pain* What the hell happened?

SETH: *sits on the couch* I have no idea.

ALEXA: *looks around the living room. Picks up a beer bottle, reads the label, then drops it* This strangely reminds me of Bible camp.

*Laugh Track*

SETH: Reminds me of the first day of school.

ALEXA: College?

SETH: Seventh grade.

*Laugh Track*

SASHA emerges from her bedroom, hair a mess, clothes wrinkled, etc.

SASHA: Why do I get the feeling I'm back at church camp?

*Laugh Track*

ALEXA: What happened last night?

SASHA: (sits beside SETH) We were celebrating... Something, and we obviously did a pretty good job. Kevin's still passed out.

CAMERA shows KEVIN slumped against the kitchen wall with a lampshade over his head.

*Laugh Track*

SASHA: That's an impressive feat.

AJ emerges from ALEXA's bedroom.

AJ: Wow, those definitely weren't my underwear.

*Laugh Track*

ALEXA: (shocked) What?

*Laugh Track*

SASHA: Wait, where's Becky, Bayley and Sami?

SAMI suddenly falls into the frame from the ceiling.

SAMI: (face down in the carpet, muffled) Present!

*Laugh Track*

BAYLEY walks into the living room from the bathroom.

BAYLEY: Can you guys please not yell?

ALEXA: Isn't that the top I was wearing last night?

BAYLEY: (chuckles) Not after I had a say.

*Ooh Track*

Everyone turns and stares at ALEXA.

ALEXA: Oh come on! So what if I make out with Bayley when I drink? Seth likes it when I [CENSORED] him in the ass.

*Laugh Track*

Everyone turns and looks at SETH.

SETH: *remains silent for a moment* So, looking for Becky.

*Laugh Track*

SASHA: Last time I saw her was on the fire escape at about eleven.

ALEXA opens the window to the fire escape. BRAY enters the living room through the window.

BRAY: The fireflies speak to me when the harvest moon rises in the midnight sea.

BAYLEY: How high are you right now?

BRAY: About six-three.

*Laugh Track*

The group of people, with the exception of SAMI, BRAY, and KEVIN meet in a circle.

SASHA: Who's the pot head?

SETH: Bray, I think.

ALEXA: Who's Bray?

BAYLEY: My pot dealer.

Everyone gives BAYLEY shocked and confused looks.

*Laugh Track*

BAYLEY: Why do you think I'm always so upbeat?

*Laugh Track*

ALEXA: Uh, guys?

The group turns in BRAY's direction. BRAY is laughing maniacally, stripped down to his underwear, and rolling around on the living room floor.

*Laugh Track*

SASHA: That must be some great pot.

BAYLEY: *reaching in her pocket* Want some?

ALEXA: *elbows BAYLEY* No!

*Laugh Track*

SASHA: I need to go find out what happened to Becky.

AJ: I'll come with you.

SETH: I'll try to find out what else went down last night.

ALEXA: I need to change my clothes.

BAYLEY: I'll come with you.

*Laugh Track*

ALEXA starts walking for her room. BAYLEY attempts to follow her but SETH stops her.

*Laugh Track*

SETH: Please stop trying to sleep with my girlfriend.

BAYLEY: I don't need to try if it already happened.

ALEXA: *from her room* It did not!

*Laugh Track*


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INT. 34TH STREET COFFEE SHOP

SETH and BAYLEY walk into the coffee shop. SUMMER, who is waiting in line, sees SETH and BAYLEY and waves to them.

BAYLEY: What I wouldn't do to get some of that.

SETH shakes his head at BAYLEY.

*Laugh Track*

SETH: You have a boyfriend.

BAYLEY: Who's passed out drunk at the moment.

SETH: Because that changes things.

*Laugh Track*

SETH and BAYLEY join SUMMER in line.

SUMMER: I can only imagine how bad your guys' hangovers are.

SETH: Yeah, we all woke up in sporadic places at Becky's.

SUMMER: Was that before or after Dean broke out the Jager?

SETH and BAYLEY share confused looks.

SETH: Uh... Dean?

SUMMER: Yeah, Dana's new guy: Dean Ambrose.

SETH: Uh, we don't know who that is.

SUMMER: Wow, you guys were messed up.

BAYLEY: Apparently so.

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER: Me, Dana, and Dean showed up right after you guys cut the cake and started serving sushi.

SETH: *Shakes his head in disbelief* Huh?

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER: Yeah, sushi and birthday cake, because you were celebrating... *stops and tries to remember* Huh, I can't seem to remember.

BAYLEY: Story of our lives.

*Laugh Track*

SETH: That's actually what we're doing. We can't find Becky and none of us remember what happened last night.

SUMMER: Wait, so Kevin won't remember the lap dance I gave him?

*Laugh Track*

BAYLEY and SETH stare at SUMMER in shock.

*Laugh Track*

BAYLEY: ...Anyway.

*Laugh Track*

BAYLEY: Is there anything you can tell us about last night?

SUMMER: Yeah, I think so...

INT. BECKY AND ALEXA'S APARTMENT (OUTSIDE HALLWAY)

A graphic saying "The Night Before" shows up across the screen.

SUMMER walks up to the apartment door. Before knocking, SUMMER glances down at her blouse.

SUMMER: *unbuttons top two buttons to show off more cleavage* Might as well let the girls breathe.

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER knocks on the door. After a few moments, KEVIN opens the door.

KEVIN: Hey, Summer. *noticing SUMMER's accented cleavage* Uh, so nice of you to stop by.

SUMMER: See anything you like?

KEVIN: *smiles and laughs nervously* Uh, I do, as a matter of fact.

SUMMER: Why don't you invite me in, Kev?

INT. 34TH STREET COFFEE SHOP

SETH: Can we skip the whole lovey dovey crap?

SUMMER: Can take it in the ass but can't take a love story?

Most of the people in the coffee shop turn and stare at Seth.

*Laugh Track*

SETH: And another place I can't return to.

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER: Anyway...

INT. BECKY AND ALEXA'S APARTMENT (LIVING ROOM)

KEVIN: *leading SUMMER* Drinks are in the kitchen, stereo is over there but be cautious of DJ Bayley, and we just cut the cake so that's over by the sushi.

SUMMER: Care to get me a beer?

KEVIN: Absolutely.

KEVIN walks off screen. SAMI walks past SUMMER but sees her outfit and stops.

SAMI: Whoa, girl, you are showin' off tonight.

SUMMER: I know, I'm trying to go home with Kevin tonight.

SAMI: I've known him for years. It's not that hard.

SUMMER patiently waits for KEVIN to return. KEVIN returns with a bottle of beer.

KEVIN: Bottle of Babst; Hope you like it.

SUMMER accepts the bottle of beer and takes a drink.

KEVIN: Wanna dance?

SUMMER: Want a lap dance?

INT. 34TH COFFEE SHOP

SETH: Wait, you just came right out and asked Kevin for a lap dance? There was no emotional connection before hand?

SUMMER: Are you sure you're a guy?

*Laugh Track*

BAYLEY: Not when Alexa's around.

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER: Well, there was some small talk but I cut that out because I didn't want to bore you.

BAYLEY: That sounds like how me and Sami got together.

*Laugh Track*

SETH: *under his breath* Little Miss Innocent, my ass.

*Laugh Track*

SUMMER: After the lap dance I started doing shots. After that I forget. Since I woke up in my apartment alone, I guess my plan didn't work out.

BAYLEY: It was a good plan.

SUMMER: Thanks, anyway.

SETH: Do you remember who was there when you showed up?

SUMMER: Everyone like usual. Except Charlotte, but I remember AJ saying something about just stopping by because Charlotte was having cramps all day.

SETH: He woke up in Alexa's room this morning.

SUMMER: That's not good. Dana and Dean were in their when I left.

SETH and BAYLYEY exchange worried looks.

BAYLEY: So... You're saying AJ might've cheated on Charlotte?

SUMMER: No, I wouldn't say that. I've known Dana for awhile, and Dean's a regular, they're both a bit cooky but they wouldn't do something like that. Dean wouldn't let someone sleep with his girl.

SETH: Ok, that's good. So we got a little bit of the story figured out. Now we just gotta find Dean and Dana and see what they know.

SUMMER: They're probably at Murphy's already.

SETH thanks SUMMER and leaves the coffee shop with BAYLEY.


INT. BECKY AND ALEXA'S APARTMENT (LIVING ROOM)

SASHA is sitting on the couch with SAMI, holding a bag of peas against his head.

SASHA: What were you doing on the ceiling?

SAMI: You guys dared me to duct tape myself to the ceiling.

SASHA: For what?

SAMI: *sheepishly* A sex tape of you and Becky.

*Laugh Track*

SASHA: Son of a bitch...

*Laugh Track*

ALEXA walks into the frame and sits on the couch on the other side of SAMI.

SASHA: How's Kevin?

ALEXA: Hungover as hell, but he's fine. Any luck getting a hold of Becky?

SASHA: *shakes her head* I have no idea where she is.

ALEXA: I'm sure she's fine, probably just getting coffee or something.

SASHA: Yeah, maybe.


INT. MURPHY'S BAR

SETH and BAYLEY walk up to the bar and sit down.

MURPHY: Hey, guys, what's goin' on?

SETH: We're trying to remember what happened during our party last night.

MURPHY: Yeah, great party. Best sushi I've ever had.

BAYLEY: You were there?

MURPHY: Yeah, but just a little while. Summer wanted me to come pick her up. You guys were messed up when I got there.

SETH: So we've heard.

*Laugh Track*

SETH: We were looking for a regular here: Dean Ambrose.

MURPHY: Oh, him, he's right over there. *gestures a few seats to SETH's right*

DEAN: I ain't buyin' anything before you ask.

SETH: We were just wondering if you remember anything from our party last night.

DEAN: I got a wicked bj in one of the bedrooms.

*Laugh Track*

SETH: Anything besides that?

DEAN: *takes a drink of beer* What's it to you?

SETH: We're looking for one of our friends: Becky.

DEAN: I don't know anyone named Becky. Just Dana. And Bray.

BAYLEY: The pot dealer?

DEAN: You know him?

BAYLEY: Yeah, he's my regular guy.

DEAN: Me too, that's so crazy.

SETH face palms and shakes his head.

*Laugh Track*

BAYLEY: It just sucks I didn't get anything from him last night.

DEAN: Trust me, sister, you got plenty of dope.

*Laugh Track*

DEAN: Anyway, since you must know, after Dana sucked the life out of me...

*Laugh Track*

DEAN (cont.): We left the bedroom, and some chick with orange hair and this dude went in after us.

SETH: That's our friend Becky.

DEAN: Oh, well then she's right over there.

SETH and BAYLEY turn around. Sitting by herself with a mug of beer is BECKY.

BAYLEY: Thanks, Dean.

BAYLEY and SETH rush over to BECKY.

BECKY: *looking at SETH and BAYLEY* What?

SETH: Are you drunk already?

BECKY: What's it to you, bottom?

*Laugh Track*

SETH: Everyone's looking for you. Sasha's worried.

BECKY: She'll hate me when she finds out what went down last night.

SETH and BAYLEY exchange worried looks.

BAYLEY: Why would she hate you?

BECKY drops her face into her hands.

SETH: Becky?

BECKY: I slept with AJ last night.

BAYLEY: What?

BECKY: *uncovers her face* I had sex with AJ last night, ok? I cheated on my fiance, he cheated on his wife.

*Stereotypical Trouble is Brewing music*

To be continued...


[END CREDITS SEQUENCE]

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY: Chris R. Jackson and Joseph Thomas

CREATED BY: ThatWrestlingFan