(A/N: SORRY for the longer awaited next chapter! I wrote it but my computer turned itself off so it was never saved and now that is gone forever! So I had to rewrite the whole thing! So there…WELL I like chocolate milk! So besides that, Pluto is one mysterious killer, and now there are some un-answered questions I must answer, some may be in this chapter but some will have to wait! Cause I can be evil like that. BUT WITHOUT FURTHER ADU!
I GIVE YOU CHAPTER 11!)
Gaz's POV:
I woke up and practically crushed my alarm clock. I got up and got ready for yet another day full of morons and idiots. I went down stairs and got some breakfast, Dib was there and being as annoying as ever by just being here. "Hey Gaz, what were you guys doing at Zims last night?" He asked the one question that I really didn't want him to. "Dib why do you have to stick your big head in everyone's business?" I said in a very annoyed tone as I took a bite of toast. "Well Ivi had on a brace! Skoodge was staring not like usual, and after I got chased out I ran into Pluto in the bad side of town, the whole thing was weird." He said, I kept my annoyed scowl.
"So Ivi's a klutz and Skoodge is an idiot, that doesn't seem to different to me." I said after sipping my breakfast poop. (That real in IZ universe you know) He looked dissatisfied with my answer. I wondered why Pluto was in the woods, but shoved it away. I got up and got my back pack and jacket, I put them on and headed out the door, he soon followed. I saw Ivi come out of her house with her crutches and brace. She nodded to me and Dib and we made our way to her side of the side walk. We chatted and walked to the retched skool. We got there and ran into Zim and Skoodge, Dib glared. Pluto soon came and she nodded every now and then at what we were talking about.
We split to go to our lockers, mine was by the gym sadly. That sweat hole, ugh…I had been able to make enough excuses and death threats all this time. But when I somehow got 'friends' I made these excuses for them too, but not Dib…he still had gym. I ignored the smell and put my books in my locker. I passed a few preps and they snickered and whispered stuff as I passed to my other class, I just ignored them and minded my own business…which was playing my game slave 4 as I sat through my boring class.
Skoodge's POV:
I went to my locker and it just so happened that Ivi's was just across from mine. I put in my stuff and went over to her, she had just put in her things amazingly keeping as much balance as if she had no brace and crutches. I leaned on the locker next to hers and her door in my face. She slammed it and saw me, she looked a bit surprised. "Hey, uhh sorry for your ankle pain." I said. "Meh…it'll heal in a few days, I'm a fast healer." She said slightly glaring. "And I'm sorry for staring when you know Gaz busted the door down." I said looking down a bit at the floor. "Thh…" she scoffed.
Just then a girl with dark green pigtails and lips with an orang-ie dress on…I believe her name is Peeyoopi came up and was shocked at me. "Yes?" I asked. She just stood there completely frozen. Ivi tapped on my shoulder, I turned. "Skoodge that's her locker you're leaning on." She pointed out. I looked and saw a little sign that said; PEEYOOPI. "Oh." I said as I pushed off the locker and faced Ivi instead. She stared at me while putting her books in her locker, I gave a weirded out face. "So anyhow, I wanted to apologies, I feel like your brace is my fault." I said. "It's not your fault, it's your soap…throw it away, let your dog eat it I dunno just destroy it and I'll be fine…then I'll destroy you when I'm healed." She said with a dark tone, I was a bit freaked out. I knew she could destroy about anything, that includes me! She nodded darkly. "So I'll see ya in class Skoodge." She said and went off, I stared where she was last for a bit. Then I noticed Peyoopi staring at me wide eyed.
"What?" I asked. She giggled like a maniac and mumbled something inaudible to my holograph covered antennae. I gave a creeped out look and went to class.
Dibs POV:
I went to my locker and I saw Pluto's not too far from mine. I put in my books and stuff and she ended up disappearing from her locker, I cocked my NOT BIG head to the side. I closed my locker and walked to class. I got there and I sat down, Pluto was right behind me writing something, I tried to peak but she jerked it away without looking up. I sighed and sat down in my seat, then a shadow appeared in the corner and quickly went beside the desk and arched over and took the form of Miss Bitters. "Now class, today we will 'learn' about the worthless government that we all must follow to the end of all days and be doomed doomed doomed doomed…" She said as she slowly with every doom moved to her seat.
I just sat back, I was sort of mad that I couldn't seem to find any evidence of Ivi being whatever she is and Zim and Skoodge being aliens, and I was being left out of whatever was going on at Zims base! What was going on there? I only managed to find out that Ivi had slipped and fallen to twist her ankle and for some reason needed to change, they had been down in his labs all night, Skoodge looked even more stupid than I thought.
I needed to find out just what was going on there…and I think I have a plan; I started to write down my plan.
Pluto's POV:
I was writing as usual, and I looked over Dibs shoulder and copied what he had done, he was planning to find out stuff about Zims plan. I smirked when I had finished his plan, and I had copied it, I wrote the rest of class. The lunch bell rang and we were always the last ones to leave, we got to the lunch room and took our positions. "Hey I heard there's gonna be another new student…" Dib said shoving his 'food' down his thought. I was a bit shocked at this. "Wow, me Pluto Skoodge and now this person…they need to stop!" Ivi said dramatically. I nodded in agreement. "Yeah, I can barely stand everyone else but someone who doesn't know our reputations is even more annoying." Gaz said not looking up. "Ugh MORE worm-babies? I may just snap!" Zim said clenching his unused spork.
"Man this place is weird…" Skoodge said looking nowhere. "I'll be back guys." Dib said getting up. "Where's he going?" Ivi asked in bewilderment. "Maybe the bathroom, I mean he did just eat the skool lunch." Gaz said repulsed by it. I made a 'your right look' even though she couldn't see it. I saw him go to a table with a nerd named Walter or something. He stared at me in math class…creep. I continued to write. "So you guys can come to my house tonight if you feel like, I don't care ether way." Gaz said not really caring as she just said. I sat in a normal way as did Ivi, who was leaned up to mine. I nodded in acceptance. "Yeah sure." Ivi said. Gaz just nodded in our way. "What's tonight?" Zim asked real perplexed that his helpers in world domination were meeting without him. "Zim it's nothing just a girl thing, okay." She said not wanting anyone to make a huge deal out of her birthday. "Hmm…why are females so weird?" Zim asked himself.
Then for some reason that girl with the green hair was squealing. "See what I mean?" Zim said. We turned to her she had been staring at us, well Skoodge. I sighed and rolled my eyes, Zim and Skoodge freaked out. Gaz ignored it all and Ivi just chuckled and shook her head. She then scurried over with her friends and the just stared with expecting faces. I was silently laughing at this whole thing. I gasped for air, Ivi was also laughing and gasping for air. Zim was totally freaked, he probably didn't like being around to many humans at once. Gaz snickered and hid it.
Skoodge pushed Zim in front of him to use him as a living shield. This horrified Zim and he began to yell and flail. That made me and Ivi crack up, we held our guts at this. They moved to his other side and he moved Zim that way, they shoved Zim out of the way and he hit the wall on his face. We were out of breath completely. I was turning blue, as was Ivi. She couldn't stop laughing though, I immanently stopped my silent laughter and tried to help her. Skoodge saw my worry and slid over the table next to Ivi. Gaz actually dropped her game and let her person die so she could help Ivi, we slapped her back and tried to open her air ways, but she gave the universal sign of chocking. "Holy shit she's chocking!" Gaz said.
Of course Skoodge had to come to the rescue, Zim and Dib eventually came to the commotion with worried faces. Skoodge somehow knew the Heimlich maneuver, and a piece of wadded up sliced ham popped out of her mouth. She took one long breath. "CURSE YOU MARKS DELI SLICED HAM!" She yelled as she pointed at her sandwich. Everyone had been watching the scene, she turned to Skoodge. "Thanks Skoodge." She said. "Can I have a kiss?" He asked. "No…" she said, he made a sad face and hung his head. "But I will congratulate you with a hug." She said giving the universal sign for a hug/ He hugged her and all the girls shirked in anger towards Ivi.
The stopped hugging and everyone went back to their activities. We sat back in our normal spots and Zim had a few cuts on his face from hitting a brick wall. We talked some more and had to go to class.
Ivi's POV:
I went to class and sat at my middle room seat, all the girls glared at me but I ignored them totally and completely. We were doing science, I don't know why we had the same teacher for every single class. But the room somehow turned into a science lab I sat next to Pluto at the same metal table, Skoodge had to sit with Zita who just stared at him, Dib had to sit with some kid named Brian, Zim had to sit with a person named Aki. "Now class, we have a science fair and you all have to participate, or else you will be forced to get a call from your parents instructing them to love you less, and will be later sent to the underground classroom. You will be partnered up randomly, not by whom you're sitting with…Zita…" Bitters looked at Zita who was staring at Skoodge who had moved to the farthest side of the table and seat with a freaked out look on his face. She snapped to her seat when she heard Bitters growl her name.
I chuckled at this but hid it. Miss Bitters opened a hole in her desk and a few lost souls flew out along with fire and a piece of paper that was burned at the ends. "Brian." She got another one. "Jessica." They were instructed to share Brains table, so Dib had to move to Jessica's. Bitters went on until almost everyone had a partner. That is, everyone but me and my friends, "Dib." She said and Dib looked up in attention, he had been moved around a few times so now he was all the way in the back. There was one other person that hadn't gotten a partner yet, and it of course was "Gretchen." Miss Bitters said, Gretchen jumped in the air and zipped to Dibs side.
I wanted to chuckle but had to hide it in a real weird face, "Ivi." I swiped my face away and sat up straight."And…Skoo-""ARG!" Me and all the girls went. Skoodge went. "Yeah!" and fist pumped the air. I hopped off my chair and sat next to Skoodge with an annoyed face. "I'm tired of you by the way." I said crossing my arms and leaning back in my chair. He had a super happy face on. "Well it's more convenient, cause you always c-" I slapped my hand over his mouth. "Are you really that stupid?" I said rhetorically. He got the message and shut up.
I wonder why he hasn't wondered why we come over all the time. "Pluto…and ugh... Zim…my best student and worst student great." Miss Bitters mumbled the last part but we all heard. Pluto moved to Zims table not super happy but tolerating it. We did science things and then the class room changed to normal and we sat in our normal seats. We were lectured on…stuff and we were done. We walked out and went to our lockers, I walked to mine with Skoodge 'cause his was right by mine. I was really annoyed with all the things going on, like someone was trying to make me be around the short little alien way to much! STOP POWER FULL BEING THAT IS MAKING ME BE AROUND HIM! JUST STOP KILLING ME!
It was agonizing to me, I wanted it to stop. I mean he's okay but not great, you know. Ugh…he was loven it though, he got to see my undies, save my life and be my science partner all in the course of a day, technically…well the ending of one day and most of another. IT WAS SO ANNOYING! Sorry no offence Skoodge. I got my books and things and walked out and met up with Zim Pluto Gaz and yes Skoodge. We walked to Zims, and Dib walked with Gretchen half the way with us, she was going to work with Dib at his house, we passed their house and I waved. "Bye Dib see ya later!" He waved back and we kept on walking.
We got it to Zims base and me and Skoodge had to stay up in the house level cause we had to work on the project, but with Irken tools and materials then we'd be done in a bit. We were just gonna make a fully functional laser cannon, but we just took on from the weapons vault and painted over the insignia. I had indeed cheated but who cares! I was picking up, my bag and I looked beside me…there was a very large cantaloupe just sitting there…I poked it, it didn't move. I kicked it, it giggled. I raised an eyebrow at this, I shifted my weight to one crutch. "Alright Gir come on out." I said looking at the melon.
It did nothing. "Just come out…" I said hoping my short attention span would help me out here. I sighed, it rolled a bit, I expected something to happen, but it just continued to roll. "Give up the act…" I said. Then I heard a familiar squeaking sound to the beat of footsteps, I turned and saw Gir with some monkey hat on just staring at me all blank like. "MMmhh…HAHAAAHAAHAAAAHHAHHHAAAHAHaha… he…" He had for some reason laughed like a maniac and stopped. "do de do do de do do do, MONKEYZ! Do den do da do do do do da." He sang a little tune and walked to the couch. I shrugged and went down to the labs not knowing where Skoodge went.
Gaz's POV:
I was down in Zim's labs, he was in the process of cleaning up the tools. Pluto was again working on weapons, they had made an advanced mind control device, Dib would freak if he knew, heh heh heh…that ought to be fun, I also had a science project to work on but I had 'finished' it, and by finish I mean I made Zim make a less advanced light absorbing device that my partner would try to take all the credit for but I could doom him if he did. I was again making plans on how to gain power of Russia, that one was a bit harder cause of some circumstances, but I could manage a strategy just fine. I saw Ivi come down and to the table Zim was at he was looking at DNA stuff for the what.
That was an important part, it was the whole army, so that's why Ivi only had one major job to do, the part of destruction. She helped with a few decisions on them and telling him more info on how it all works. Pluto then perked up and went to her back pack, I had paused my strategizing, she got a note book out and brought it to her table. She made the come here motion, so we did just that. I read the paper; it was a copied version of a plan that looked like Dib had created it. It was a plan to find out what was going on here. I chuckled at it, like Dib would ever find out and stop it, it was the inevitable now.
It was a not well devised plan to sneak in a 'well' disguised camera in the base. The disguise was…a cantaloupe…how ingenious Dib, a melon in an aliens house, that won't be noticed when they don't eat human food. "Hey…I saw a cantaloupe up stairs and it moved, that was the camera…Dib Dib Dib…when will he learn." Ivi said shaking her head. "Well let's go destroy the Dib beast's filthy lame camera!" Zim said and went up to the elevator I followed 'cause we couldn't trust Zim with this kind of thing, he liked to rub his 'superiority' in people faces and never gets to the destroying part.
We got up and indeed saw a cantaloupe sitting there in the kitchen. I sighed and shook my head. "Ivi was right…stupid stupid Dib…" I said shaking my head downwards. We got out of the toilet and landed on the camera. It almost got crushed but didn't, I decided to use my shadow tentacles things to destroy it. I doubt Zim had seen them before, I made them grasp the melon and crush it within their grasps, and indeed no melon guts came out, wires and plastic and metal pieces came out. The tentacles made them catch a purple fire and burn up into oblivion. Zim stared in shock at me, I just walked pass and in the toilet. He soon followed, we got down and I went back to the finishing plans. Ivi was looking at the DNA papers again and Pluto was in the testing room. I went to the Russia plans again and continued to strategize.
Pluto's POV:
I was in the testing room, it was basically a high-tech larger stronger indoor shooting range. Like the ones you see police use but way bigger and more for heavy duty weapons. I had on those classic goggles in blue and those earmuffs, I lifted the Laser cannon 6,010 Pluto edition to the target, it was being tested on accuracy, the target was a dead hog, after all pig was the closest to human flesh, after that a mock army tank, after that a mock building piece. I aimed it at the pig on a slaughter house hook, I readied it, aimed, and fired! In shot out an indigo stream of energy and shot right at the pig's heart and it exploded into charred hunks of pork.
I smirked at my accomplishment, and then pushed the button to change the target, it was the mock army tank, I again readied, aimed, and fired. Again the indigo energy stream shot out and hit the tank dead-on, and exploded good for me the explosions were a long way away from me so I got no impact from them. I was proud of myself, I now had the building to shoot at and same results as the pig and army tank. Now I held the Slicer-shot 826 P edition, and same targets except this time I had more, like a mock fighter plane, and other army battle vehicles from America and everywhere else, and it didn't make them explode, it sliced them into a bunch of little thin slices.
And it worked on them all too. I had tested almost half when Zim came down in a quite a rush. I gave him a questioning look.
Zima's POV:
I was talking with Ivi-what about the clones DNA structure. "Well what if we mix this one and this one and then they'd be this." She said while pointing at things. I then had an INGENIUSE epiphany, I scrambled through a few papers and stuff until I found a certain one, I looked over it and then I sprouted an evil grin -cause I'm evil- "What?" Ivi-what thing asked. "Just look look! Look at this one!" I said shoving it in her face…literally… She pushed it far enough to be able to read it. Her face also split into an evil grin, Gaz-human looked curious at us and our evil grins.
"Gaz-human look!" I said running over to the planning table. She looked over it and understood, she never actually smiled or grinned so she just smirked a bit with an evil look in her eye that was ever so slightly open. "Go tell Pluto down in the testing room." She said waving me that way. I did just that I ran down and in the slidy door, she had a laser bazooka on her shoulder and those earmuff things I yanked them off so she could hear the almighty ZIM! She gave me a 'what is it?' look, I shoved the paper in her hands.
She smirked a bit bigger than Gaz human did but didn't grin like me and Ivi-what. "See? You know what this means right?" I asked not caring to use my name anywhere in the sentence. She nodded vigorously and ran with me up to the room where the others were. They were all exited and stuff, I sometimes wonder why I only have females to help dominate the earth. Well no matter, we had a breakthrough! What that paper said was just the right DNA combo to have the clones perfect and stronger, and have all of them done in just a month!
Now that we had the clones down we just needed to copy the weapons and have the strategy down, and need to be prepared and trained, you know just in case. Sadly we couldn't clone Ivi-what now cause if we did they'd all have twisted ankles, don't ask me how but they would. I put the paper in a safe place, and we resumed what we were doing, I now was helping Gaz-human with the strategies, Pluto-human had resumed her testing the weapons and such, Ivi what was just bored now that she couldn't train or do DNA stuff so she just drew on that bright green note pad that I never saw what was in it.
Time passed and it was now late for them, they said bye and stuff and left, I decided to make sure the security was up-to-date and re-enforced. I made sure the gnomes were fully functional and my entire base had no entrances and all the weaker points had traps and cameras with alarms and whatnot. I had finished and went up to the house level I saw Gir watching a Bloatys Pizza Hog commercial, I shuddered at the memory. I saw Skoodge out of disguise come from some place. He looked bored, I shrugged and plopped down on the couch, I had worked hard today I deserved to be lazy.
Pluto's POV:
I walked with Gaz and Ivi to Gaz's house. I had packed a few clothes and necessities, and I had made my own security system while at Zim's, sorry Zim but I stole some scrap stuff. We went in just as Gretchen was leaving. She looked at me weird I gave a 'what cho looken at?' look she backed off. "Yo Dib." Ivi said, "Hey big head." Gaz said. I nodded in his general direction, "Hey guys back huh?" He said cleaning up his notebooks and binders and what not. "We'll be in my room don't come in." Gaz said heading upstairs, me and Ivi followed her.
We went up to a door that was all purple metal and had a few signs on it that said things like 'STAY AWAY.' And 'If you want to enter a nightmare world then I suggest you not enter.' I shrugged at them. We went in after Gaz had done a bunch of security things at the door. It was mostly black and purple and gray, she had huge stuffed animals by the door that kind of creeped my out, other than that it was a normal room with a walk-in closet and a medieval violet vanity. We plopped our bags by the foot of her bed.
"So what are we gonna do?" Ivi asked us. I thought as did Gaz. "Well we could go torment my brother." She said in a 'it's not great but It'll do' way. I shrugged in a 'eh what the hell' kind of way. "Sure why not…" Ivi said we went down stairs and Dib was at the kitchen table doing Dibby like things…whatever that is. Gaz Ivi and I walked up to him, Gaz with no expression on her face, me just there, and Ivi looking around not completely here mentally. "Yes?" He asked looking up from some paper that had a few more plans on it, I luckily have a photographic memory, so when he covered it I still knew what I was.
"Nothing…we're just bored is all." Gaz said. He gave us a weirded out look. "Okay I know you never just stand there, so what?" He asked us. "Why's your head so big?""Do you ever consider contacts?""A 5 6 7 8.""Do you like cheese?""Do you know a guy named Cheese?""Pop UP'S!""You have no idea!""Have you ridden a giraffe?""Koi ponds are calming.""The male Koi fish always fight to the death with other male Koi fish.""Why is your hair like that?""Have you considered getting a tan?""11 is a number.""Jeopardy is hard!""Do you like the 90's?""Have you ever seen I Love the 70's?""Hippies in front of bulldozers die.""U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi!""Cheerleader…PURE EVIL!""Vincent Vangoh.""HEY!""AM I TALKING TO LOUD!""Yellow?" Ivi and Gaz were babbling random stuff right in his ear and I was on the other side poking his head repeatedly. "ARGGHH! SHUT UP!" He yelled as his eye twitched.
"Jeeze you could have just said nicely 'please shut up.'" Ivi said with her hands behind her back. "Just leave me alone okay?" He asked trying oh so hard to be calm. "Fine it was getting boring anyhow." Gaz said walking away and me an Ivi in pursuit. "So wanna play me at Dragon Slayer X6.7?" Gaz asked. I nodded knowing I would lose. "Sure…why not…déjà vu!" Ivi said and we went in the living room and started up her game system and started to play the game three way.
(A/N: SO yeah…I'll start the next chapter up while their still at Gaz's place, Review please! It makes all writers happy and smiley! I haven't written the next chap but I'll put it up faster than I did this one! Well until next time people! (By next time I mean when I post again.)
