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Rose sat at the table reading the newspaper and occasionally shoving the sleeve of the top she wore to bed back up her arm. The Doctor sat next to her, reading over her shoulder and munching into toast. Rose sighed angrily and stared at him pointedly. The Doctor grinned at her and blew a kiss, winking mischievously. Rose giggled and began to move towards him.

"Good morning, Rose. Doctor."

Rose jumped back slightly. She turned to face the door, smiling at her mum, dad and Jack.

"Are you feeling better Rose?" Jack asked, clambering onto her lap.

"Much better, Jack. Takes more than a few scrapes to keep your sister down." She ruffled his hair and Jack made a face in return.

"Why did you bring the doctor back with you though? If you're better then you don't need a doctor."

Rose smiled slightly and looked at the Doctor, who was acting as if he was in shock. She leaned towards Jack, and whispered into his ear.

"Remember that man I told you stories of? The man who could go everywhere. This is him."

Jack gasped in awe and turned round to face the Doctor. The Doctor stared at him; worried slightly about the look the young boy was giving him. He looked at Rose and relaxed as she gave him a reassuring smile.

"Morning all!"

Rose turned to the door again, this time being met with the smiling faces of Mickey and Jake with Martha not far behind. Mickey came over to Rose, kissing her on the forehead.

"Don't you dare do that again! Nearly killed me, you did."

Rose smiled lightly, nodding at him. She reached out her hand towards Martha.

"I'm sorry about the slight rudeness when I met you. Wasn't myself. I'm Rose."

Martha reached out with a smile and shook Rose's hand.

"Martha. Martha Jones."

The Doctor looked between Rose and Martha, his jaw dropped in shock. He gave a pointed look at Rose.

"And why weren't you this civilised when you met Sarah-Jane?"

Rose ignored his comment, turning straight towards the paper again. The Doctor sighed, throwing his arms up in the air, a gesture that made Jack laugh. The Doctor smiled slightly. He found it strange that he enjoyed the sound of a young child's laughter. The Doctor shivered. This was all too…domestic. He looked around the kitchen as Jackie made breakfast for everyone, whilst Mickey, Pete and Jake discussed Torchwood with Martha listening intently. His gaze fell on Rose again, who was trying to make Jack eat his breakfast. Jackie shoved a plate down on the table, sitting herself down and started eating. The Doctor suddenly got very scared. He didn't hate the domesticity as much as he used to. He was enjoying it. Now he knew he was getting old.

"Rose. Why did you and the Doctor have a fight last night?"

Rose's brow furrowed in confusion.

"We didn't Jack."

Jack turned to face her.

"But…I saw the Doctor take you into your room. Then a while later, I heard banging and moaning and yelling. I was going to come in to see if you were okay but your door was locked."

The Doctor instantly dropped the piece of toast that was making its way to his mouth. He looked up through his bangs at the rest of the room. Jake looked like he was about to explode with holding in his laughter. Mickey and Pete were looking amused yet angry and protective at the same time whilst Martha looked like she expected it all along. But Jackie was the one he was scared about the most. The knife she was using to cut pieces of bacon had never looked more terrifying. He coughed lightly and looked at Rose. A bright tinge of red spread across her cheeks. Jackie was looking between the both of them, deciding how exactly to handle this.

"Jack. Why don't you and me go play some video games?" Jake yelled.

Jack happily bounced off his big sisters knee and ran off into the living room, quickly followed by Jake. Rose sat at the table, staring directly at the table. The Doctor slowly began to move, hoping if he moved quietly enough he would not be seen.

"Doctor!"

The Doctor had faced many terrifying monsters in his long life. But Daleks and Cybermen had nothing compared to Jackie on warpath. He turned around slowly, a large grin on his face.

"Yes, my dear Jackie?"

"Sit!" She said harshly. The Doctor looked ready to protest but didn't dare.

"Yes Ma'am."

The Doctor sat down next to Rose, daring a glance at her. She looked ready to burst from either embarrassment or laughter. Possibly both. Jackie looked at Mickey and Martha, commanding them with her eyes to leave. Mickey grabbed Martha's hand.

"Have you seen the garden? It's awfully nice." Mickey began to drag Martha out of the room, with a sympathetic look towards the Doctor. He remembered clearly what happened when Jackie found out he and Rose had started sleeping together. Still had the bruise too.

"I'll just go to!" Pete said, making a mad dash for the door.

"Don't you dare Peter Alan Tyler!"

Pete cringed slightly and moved towards Jackie.

"So. You two?"

The Doctor and Rose nodded slightly.

"And it was protected? Don't want Rose getting some mad alien sexually transmitted disease or having alien babies."

The Doctor stilled slightly, then both him and Rose shook their heads.

"Oh my god, it can't get any worse can it."

The Doctor couldn't believe he felt ashamed for letting this woman down. He was over 900 years old! He shouldn't be getting told off by some other woman. It was then his previous incarnations started giving him grief. A chorus of 'how could you be so stupid?' as well as 'Get in their my son,' rang through his head. The Doctor smiled lightly as he listened to the banter within his mind.

"Do you find this funny?" Jackie asked him, glaring deathly at him.

The Doctor instantly stopped smiling and looked away from her.

"Mum. How do you know if he could even get me pregnant or if he can give me diseases? He's an alien. For all we know he could be immune to all the diseases and stuff like that." Rose asked, quickly drawing her mothers gaze away from the Doctor.

"Well do you know if he is?"

Rose opened her mouth to tell her mother she knew he was immune to things like that. Only thing was, she didn't know. It wasn't something she spoke about with the Doctor when they were travelling together. Sex was never an issue. Sure there were times when they had slept together after many dangers, but they never discussed it.

Jackie noticed her hesitations.

"Thought as much." She said sounding disapproving.

"Jackie, don't you think you're over reacting? Rose is nearly 25, she can look after herself." Pete asked, trying to calm her down.

"Oh, and you approve to your daughter shagging an alien do you?"

Pete shrinked back down into his seat, deciding not to say another word.

"So Doctor. Are you able to get my daughter pregnant or give her diseases?"

The Doctor looked slightly scared for a second then with a look of determination, began to speak.

"It is a possibility. On my home planet, we were made to use looms to create new life. No one reproduced, what you would call the normal way, for years. Doesn't mean it can't be done. Just hasn't been done for a very long time."

The Doctor looked up at Jackie, who was looking very confused.

"So does that mean you can get me pregnant or not?" Rose asked.

"I might be able to do that. I'd need to practice a few more times with you before we can find out."

The Doctor wriggled his eyebrows suggestively, making Rose giggle. Next thing he knew, he was getting attack by a loaf of bread. He flinched and looked up at Jackie who was initiating the attack.

"Oi! Do you mind?"

"Don't you ever try you're evil ways with my daughter! I don't want you 'practicing' with her. I don't want you doing any research into the reproduction of your people with her! If I find out you've been having sex with my daughter one more time then I seriously will kill you!"

The Doctor mumbled something.

"What was that?" Jackie asked, stopping the attack for the moment.

"I said I would just regenerate." The Doctor retorted quietly.

Jackie screamed and started hitting him again.

"Mum! Mum stop it! It's not as if I told him to stop! I let him! And it's not the first time, and it probably wont be the last, despite what you say."

Jackie turned to Rose, horror in her eyes.

"You two have slept together before? When?"

"Loads of times, mum. The first time was after I went back in time to see dad die. Well my dad from the other universe. The last time was just before we came and seen you, when we first saw the ghosts."

"Wait! You went to see your dad die when you were with the other Doctor. Oh my god you slept with big ears."

Pete suddenly looked uncomfortable. Jackie noticed this, and told him just to leave. Pete ran out, almost jumping for joy at being able to leave.

"Yes mum, I slept with him."

The Doctor started crawling out, hoping not to be noticed. He got as far as the door when a spoon hit his head.

"Don't even think about it!" Jackie told him.

The Doctor got up and walked over behind Rose.

"Jackie. I know how you must be feeling. I was a dad once and I hated the thought of my children experimenting with the old ways. But let me assure you that I would not be sleeping with Rose if all it was only a bit of fun and experimentation. I value her too much."

Rose smiled slightly at the comment, but stopped when she saw the look on Jackie's face.

"You're already a father! Rose, do you hear this! He's been with other woman!"

"Mum, I knew that. I was shocked at the time but then I realised off course he's going to have kids. He's 900 years old! And mum I know what you're thinking. Just because he has kids doesn't mean he can definitely get me pregnant. He talked about looms, that's where his kids came from. Or so he told me." Rose looked suspiciously at the Doctor.

"I assure you Rose, they were loom grown."

Rose nodded and turned to face her mum.

"Anyway. If you have a problem with me and the Doctor, I could always just get my own flat." Rose said confidently.

"Or we could go back to the TARDIS. She's missed you."

Rose grinned.

"I've missed her too."

"Oh for crying out loud it's only a machine."

Both Rose and the Doctor looked shocked.

"She's not a machine. She's alive." Rose said.

Jackie looked at her as if she was mad. She stared at the Doctor accusingly.

"Okay. What else have you brainwashed my daughter into thinking?"

The Doctor sighed.

"I give up!"

Rose laughed, patting him on the arm.

"So mum. Are you fine with us being together?"

Jackie thought for a moment then faced the Doctor.

"And how long are you planning on staying here for? A week then you get bored? And don't you dare think of taking my daughter away to our old Earth!"

The Doctor rubbed at his ear nervously.

"That's what I don't know. You see the TARDIS took a bit of a beating when we fell through. She's still fully functioning. Well when I say fully functioning I mean she still has all the necessities. Minus the whole travelling part. So she's just like a normal home for now. Until I get her fixed."

"And then?" Rose asked.

The Doctor looked her in the eye.

"And then I fix this whole mess. If I don't, both this universe and the other will collapse completely, taking billions of other planets and stars with them. And if I don't hurry, god knows what creatures may leak through. There's already one alien race on its way straight here. I picked their signal up just before we fell through. Something here is drawing their attention. And if we don't stop that from happening, we are in serious trouble."