Disclaimer: I'm not Dan. So I did not create iCarly or its characters.
TO: Carly
FROM: Gibby
SUBJECT:
Guppy and I have decided we don't like being spies. Plus…I have a big test in history and its guppy's birthday tomorrow….we don't want to chase sam and Freddie around…
They hold hands and stuff its weird.
Gibby
TO: Gibby
FROM: Carly
SUBJECT:
They're holding hands?
I don't understand!
Carly
mPuck: thanks for the ham
freddieB: people at school think we r dating
mPuck: ive heard this
mPuck: not worried about it
freddieB: why?
mPuck: I punched that travis kid in the face for saying it
freddieB: oh well then
freddieB: at least you handled it maturely
mPuck: its better than telling people you dont know!
mPuck: if carly knew we were acting like a couple shed freak out
mPuck: there would be endless sheep sounds
freddieB: carly isnt sure shes coming back
freddieB: and I wouldnt care n e way
freddieB: its my choice to like and date who I want to
mPuck: carly crutches on the fact that u like her
mPuck: i kno she wont talk about it with n e one but u r her shoulder to cry on
mPuck: when guy problems ride she depends on ur compliments
mPuck: its never quite reliable from a girl
freddieB: really?
mPuck: yes but dont ever say n e thing about it
mPuck: momma didnt tell u
freddieB: It doesnt matter
mPuck: really now?
freddieB: I dont like carly n e more
mPuck: y dont u think on that one
mPuck: im gonna cook some ham
TO: Carly
FROM: Freddie
SUBJECT:
Before anyone else tells you, Sam and I have been close. It even looks as though we r dating. We are not dating. And before you go on and on and on about how we should have been sending pictures and talking to you about it, I want to make something clear.
I don't have feelings for you anymore. I know you never returned them, but over time I've grown more comfortable with the idea of liking you than I have any actuality of being able to date you. It seems crazy now to imagine how big of a deal I made it.
I am a little confused about everything right now because you don't know if you want to come home. You think you've fallen in love with this Jon guy (who Sam keeps telling me about). Then there's the entire iCarly thing to consider. I am at a loss for words and all.
Freddie
mPuck: heeeeey!
cShay: sam
cShay: r u dating Freddie
mPuck: no
mPuck: I am not dating Freddie
cShay: spencer has a flight back home for tomorrow
cShay: socko called and apparently had these great concert tickets with backstage passes that he won
mPuck: that's cool. when is he packing your stuff up
cShay: I talked to jon and ive decided not to stay here
mPuck: u rnt staying? Why?
cShay: I want to finish high school in America where I don't have a lot of catching up to do
mPuck: u r smart
mPuck: u could have caught up
cShay: im not done
mPuck: ….ok
cShay: i will coming to stay with dad in the summers
cShay: and I might come to college here afterwards
cShay: that's still three years away
mPuck: have u told Freddie?
cShay: Freddie and I arent talking right now
mPuck: im sorry : (
cShay: no its not ur fault
cShay: he said he doesnt like me like me n e more
cShay: I guess its just a wake up call really
mPuck: Freddie is just being Freddie
mPucK: he will always love u carly
cShay: I don't know why im even sad
cShay: I don't like him or n e thing
mPuck: u relied on him to be there drooling when u were feeling down
cShay: …yeah…
mPuck: u have jon now
mPuck: u'll be fine
TO: Sam
FROM: Freddie
SUBJECT:
Come over as soon as you get this please.
: )
Freddie
