Disclaimer: I'm not Dan. So I did not create iCarly or its characters.


TO: Carly

FROM: Gibby

SUBJECT:

Guppy and I have decided we don't like being spies. Plus…I have a big test in history and its guppy's birthday tomorrow….we don't want to chase sam and Freddie around…

They hold hands and stuff its weird.

Gibby


TO: Gibby

FROM: Carly

SUBJECT:

They're holding hands?

I don't understand!

Carly


mPuck: thanks for the ham

freddieB: people at school think we r dating

mPuck: ive heard this

mPuck: not worried about it

freddieB: why?

mPuck: I punched that travis kid in the face for saying it

freddieB: oh well then

freddieB: at least you handled it maturely

mPuck: its better than telling people you dont know!

mPuck: if carly knew we were acting like a couple shed freak out

mPuck: there would be endless sheep sounds

freddieB: carly isnt sure shes coming back

freddieB: and I wouldnt care n e way

freddieB: its my choice to like and date who I want to

mPuck: carly crutches on the fact that u like her

mPuck: i kno she wont talk about it with n e one but u r her shoulder to cry on

mPuck: when guy problems ride she depends on ur compliments

mPuck: its never quite reliable from a girl

freddieB: really?

mPuck: yes but dont ever say n e thing about it

mPuck: momma didnt tell u

freddieB: It doesnt matter

mPuck: really now?

freddieB: I dont like carly n e more

mPuck: y dont u think on that one

mPuck: im gonna cook some ham


TO: Carly

FROM: Freddie

SUBJECT:

Before anyone else tells you, Sam and I have been close. It even looks as though we r dating. We are not dating. And before you go on and on and on about how we should have been sending pictures and talking to you about it, I want to make something clear.

I don't have feelings for you anymore. I know you never returned them, but over time I've grown more comfortable with the idea of liking you than I have any actuality of being able to date you. It seems crazy now to imagine how big of a deal I made it.

I am a little confused about everything right now because you don't know if you want to come home. You think you've fallen in love with this Jon guy (who Sam keeps telling me about). Then there's the entire iCarly thing to consider. I am at a loss for words and all.

Freddie


mPuck: heeeeey!

cShay: sam

cShay: r u dating Freddie

mPuck: no

mPuck: I am not dating Freddie

cShay: spencer has a flight back home for tomorrow

cShay: socko called and apparently had these great concert tickets with backstage passes that he won

mPuck: that's cool. when is he packing your stuff up

cShay: I talked to jon and ive decided not to stay here

mPuck: u rnt staying? Why?

cShay: I want to finish high school in America where I don't have a lot of catching up to do

mPuck: u r smart

mPuck: u could have caught up

cShay: im not done

mPuck: ….ok

cShay: i will coming to stay with dad in the summers

cShay: and I might come to college here afterwards

cShay: that's still three years away

mPuck: have u told Freddie?

cShay: Freddie and I arent talking right now

mPuck: im sorry : (

cShay: no its not ur fault

cShay: he said he doesnt like me like me n e more

cShay: I guess its just a wake up call really

mPuck: Freddie is just being Freddie

mPucK: he will always love u carly

cShay: I don't know why im even sad

cShay: I don't like him or n e thing

mPuck: u relied on him to be there drooling when u were feeling down

cShay: …yeah…

mPuck: u have jon now

mPuck: u'll be fine


TO: Sam

FROM: Freddie

SUBJECT:

Come over as soon as you get this please.

: )

Freddie