I'm sure you'll all love this.

Many many thanks to my reviewers, without you guys, there wouldn't be much point to this, would there?

WTF? Wimbledon Typhoon Fragert?

The Special Edition Chapter!

The Reviewers Are Heard!

Brought To You Before A Live Studio Audience!

The Chapter With Way Too Many Names!

"Hello everyone! I'm Kagome from Inuyasha..., just kidding, I'm Amaya, a character of 'You People Are Joking Right?'.", Amaya said as she waved to her reviewers and fans. She, Ed, and Al were sitting in plush armchairs in front of a fireplace in front of a live studio audience. (actually it was a bunch of naked mannequins they stole from the strip joint down the street with a few scattered fans, a shady guy selling drugs and liquor near the front door, and some old guy who was getting a little too friendly with one of the mannequins.)

Ed was a little nervous about being this close to crazed fangirls. He couldn't even remember how Amaya had convinced him to do this. Maybe it had something to do with that thing she had slipped into their drinks. All he knew was to go along with it and hope to any gods out there that they wouldn't be able to remember this.

"Me, Ed, and Al are here to read the reviewers comments! Every ten chapters, we will make a funny skit using the weirdest and funniest reviews we have ever gotten.", Amaya explained, "And I can't wait to do this, how about you guys?", she asked, giving them a look that suggested that if they went against her they would be digging their own graves out front.

"Yeah, we agree too. Totally excited." Al said nervously. Ed looked like he was going to pass out.

Amaya turned in her chair and winked to a burly security guard standing by the back doors, blocking their only exit. She then whispered to them, "If you two try to escape, I will convey my unhappiness to him with a series of grunts and whistles. And then he'll convey my unhappiness to you by beating the shit out of you. Got it?" she asked.

They both nodded; that guy really did look like he could actually kill them.

"Let's start off with our first comment! This one says..."

That. Was. One. Of. The. Most. Hilarious. Things. I have seen in my entire life. YOU ROCK!

Maiwyn Hearts

"Yes. It. Is. Thank. You. For. Replying." Al said, wondering if this person had a speech impediment.

"What. The. Hell. Al?" Ed asked.

"WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING?" Amaya asked. Roy Mustang suddenly burst through the front doors.

"I got here as quick as I could, my Screaming Midget and Geeks senses were tingling." Roy huffed as he stopped for a moment to catch his breath. The drug dealer started edging toward him, pulling some weed from under his jacket. Roy gave him a look that said, "If I was on duty today, I'd through your ass in jail. Now quick, give me a bag before the others find out."

"Look, just take a seat in the audience; we're kind of in the middle of something." Amaya said. Ed and Al started trying to send him a sign to show Mustang that they were being held there against their will, but Roy didn't seem to notice as he tried to sit down between two particularly positioned naked mannequins.

"Let's just move on to the next comment, shall we?"

Ah, that's frightening. I'm a fangirl this Halloween, but a Mary Sue would be fun (if at all possible)

Steeple 333

Ed suddenly perked up. "Oh god...is Mary Sue here?"

"No Nisan, relax, she isn't here. She threw herself out of a window and was then dumped in a lake, remember?" Al reminded him.

"Huh? Oh yeah..."

-gigglefit- insane

Freddo the Amoeba

"What the hell is an Amoeba?" Ed asked.

"Beats me..." Al shrugged.

"Maybe its one of those new cars or something..." Ed suggested.

You are on crack. But I love it. XD

Cree

"What is with these people and their obsession with crack and swearing?" Ed asked.

Al was about to point out that no one had sweared in their reviews yet and crack was only mentioned just now, but Amaya then said,

"Maybe if they weren't on crack, they wouldn't have such fuckin' dirty mouths. Their parents really need to be washing kids who talk shit like that out with some soap. Hopefully that really pissy kind that will make you volatile sick..."

They both stared at her.

"What?"

tries to find the keyboard in the dark I can't type! no room, keyboard is trapped! that was a great chapter! hahaha...al was acting emo!

Kyasarin-Maarukeehii1

"Isn't an 'emu' some kind of large ostrich bird or something? When were you acting like one of them Al?" Ed asked.

Al and Amaya both smacked themselves while Ed conjured up mental images of Al acting like an "emu" They weren't pretty, I can tell you that...

WTF! I just noticed that you had this fifth chapter up! smacks head I'm such a doofus! LOL! This one was good too, heh. I once inserted myself in a fanfic just because I could, and strangely, a whole lot of people liked it! LOL! I suppose it's because I wasn't planning on making Ed fall in love with me, which I'd told them in an author note, heh. shrugs I don't know. I commit the taboo of self-insertion, and they love it! Go figure, LOL. Most of my stories aren't like that though. I tend to prefer weird, bizarre, supernatural-type stories, for some odd reason, hehe. It's fun. Anyway, this is still really good. Please update soon!

agent000

"Hey Amaya, what does LOL mean? And WTF?" Al asked.

"This person used it like 3 times in this whole paragraph..." Ed pointed.

"Oh that? WTF means... Whimbleton Typhoon Fragert, and LOL means...uh...Lick Oliver Love", Amaya made up off the top of her head.

"Is Oliver Love some celebrity or something?" Ed asked.

"Yeah...sure..."

Wow, you really did your homework on the "Amaya" & "Night Rain" thing... I give your deserved props on that!

Kiarra-Chan

"Wait a second..." Ed said as he started to read that comment again, but Amaya suddenly tore it up into little pieces and threw it into the fire.

"You heard nothing fanfic whores!"

Simply. You. Are. A. Genius.

Bramblerose4

"Does everyone have a speech impediment or something? Gods, speak in a complete sentence, or don't speak at all!" Ed said angrily. There was a loud crash up near the top of the audience. The old man from earlier and one of the mannequins were in a certain position that I dare not describe and let your imagination pick up from there as you say to yourself, "that guy obviously doesn't get around much if he has to resort to that"

"Right...moving on..."

Good, good, now do crossovers

getuo6

"I'm getting to it; you'll see...you'll see damnit!!!"

No need to tell you who said that...-coughsjackassescough-

PHTAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
OMFG!that-haha was so-hahaha freaking hilarious!! and i can just see it happening! envy and wrath getting drunk was my fav,sniker then making out with inanimate objects...a real palm tree...GENIUS! i think this is my favorite chappie! congrats!

Pink Ikawa 001

"...Remind me never to invite her over for New Years, I think that her laugh will scare everyone away...maybe even Envy", Amaya said after a moment.

"By the way, why didn't we do a New Year chapter?" Al asked.

"We all got so drunk we could barely see and we were found lying outside in the Big Lots parking lot wearing nothing but cardboard boxes and tin foil hats, remember? And the massive hangover that followed after?" Amaya reminded them.

"Oh god, don't bring that up again. It's not my fault that my drunken self thought Aliens did all their evil conspiracy stuff at Big Lots..." Ed sighed.

Two of the guests suddenly ran off, both wearing Big Lots uniforms. "Damnit, he's onto us! Back to the mother ship!"

"Ok..."

It's been a while since I read this fic. Anyway, Loved It! Can't wait for more, so on and so forth.

CatsEyeFlashlight

"Hey Amaya, isn't that your cat Catty over there?" Ed suddenly pointed. They turned to see a big brown and black striped phat cat (yes, I said PHAT cat) suddenly jump down and come to them.

"Is that your cat? Ooh...tell it I said hey." Al said. They turned to stare at it as her cat jumped up on her lap.

"Are you hitting on my cat!?" she asked.

"No, of course not!" Al said quickly. After a moment...

"It is a female cat, right?"

"MOVING ON..."

(The cat mysteriously vanished sometime while they talk and they don't bother to notice, creating a huge plothole that leaves the readers with unanswered questions. Or not.)

love the gangsta touch, good job, I hope you continue soon

Sliferservent

(response to this one was all three of them doing a gansta snap, including Mustang, which accidentally made one of the mannequins catch on fire and it caught the one the old man was doing sordid things with on fire as well...)

Can you give me a cameo?

Billy Everyteen (Oh for gods sake, he isn't real)

"Interesting question. We now go to a live video feed of Billy Everyteen as we give him a small couple of seconds for a cameo. Billy?" she asked as they turned to a screen that just happened to be on the wall behind them. ("This fanfic doesn't make any fuckin' sense!!!" Ed cursed)

"OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. ME, ON MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FANFIC! I WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY! AND MAYBE MY MOM WILL STOP CHOOSING MY CLOTHES FOR ME FOR NOW ON, AND I...", but Billy couldn't continue his rant as a stolen prison bus driven by Envy came down the road and smacked into him, causing everyone to go "HOLY FUCK!"

Billy lay twitching on the ground. Envy suddenly came back, got out of the bus, and stood over him. After a long minute, Envy then shot him for good measure to make sure that he was dead before hopping back on the bus and driving off like a maniac (he later caused 15 car accidents, backed up traffic for a whole 4 hours, and killed all the nuns that chased after them with their school rulers as he yelled, "Take this, Da Vinci Code!", which honestly makes no fricken sense to me...)

"At least I can cross off 'Watch someone get hit by a bus' off the things to do before I die." Amaya said as the screen flipped off. (AN: ANYONE ELSE WANT A CAMEO? HUH? DIDN'T THINK SO!!!)

"We have time for one final review!"

XD nice! I take it that someone's watched Yugioh: The Abridged Series?

Aiko Moonchild

The front doors suddenly burst open. "Amaya Marie Elizabeth Kinra Another-Made-Up-Middle-Name-I-Can't-Remember Illusion, your under arrest!", called out a cop as he showed off his badge.

"Yes! We're finally getting out of here Al! We're saved!" Ed cheered.

"Actually kid, we're arresting her for getting ideas through Little Kuriboh's movies. A 315..."

"Failure to clean up after a dog when walking it?"

"No, I said 315, not 351. Unoriginality." he answered as he started dragging Amaya off.

"Damn the justice system! I will get you all, I swear it!!" she pledged.

No one really cared about her being pulled out as Ed and Al escaped, Roy and that old guy somehow got involved with two mannequins, and that drug dealer went on to sell and make the best crack ever, only to be shot to death a few moments later by the drug police.

And Envy killed a bunch more people by hitting people with the prison buses' electric batons. Everybody wins!

...Except for the Canadians who had it too good for too damn long

(Just kidding on that last one)


Wow...I think that was the longest chapter ever...

THANK YOU ALL!!!

Happy 100 something reviews, I kind of wasn't really paying attention.

R&R everyone!