Hi! Guess what? I'm wearing my pajamas!

L: Please dress.

No!

Mello: That's an awfully short nightgown…

I've had it for years! Isn't it great? *Smoothes down nightgown fondly*

L: EowynsPen, please get dressed.

…Fine.

L: Really? *slightly surprised that she agreed so quickly*

Sure! *starts taking nightgown off*

L: *grabs EowynsPen's hands* Never mind…

Mello: O.O *sits down*

Heeheehee… I get to wear pa-jaaaaaaa-mas! I get to wear pa-jaaaaaaaaa-mas!

L: So help me…

Yes, Mello is still with us, although L is back from visiting mello-rox-my-sox.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT!

master holykira

yeah well i hoping my dad can stop being such an ** then everything will be

better. i hope my threat got to him

(michael: u didn't) (did). other than that i still have my cousins and i

hoping that i get a new case.

later going out to the trails and getting my truck mudding

Dear rain,

I hope you have good luck.

puddingcup:

lol i like toast too!!

you should try it with butter on one side, crunchy peanut butter on the other

and then fold it over like a sandwhich... or maybe that was on rasin bread...

-shurgs- well, it's good :D

Matt: would you be scared if i became the new L because you, near, and mello

died? (ignore the fact that you would be dead so you couldn't be scared)

Rachel: yes... just saying...

lol well, those Star Trek stories aren't part of the Star Trek Crap series...

it's got me as Jim Kirk's younger sister (by two years) and i'm a part of the

bridge and senior crew of the Enterprise!! and later on, Spock and i fall in

love and get married (although that would be much later on).

the only problem with me putting it up is that most of the stories are just

the episodes plus me... altough i have started writing some with my own plot!

:D there's one where Uhura and Janice Rand force Bones and i to go out even

though we're JUST best friends... that's probably the one with the most

written on it. and then there's one where Spock and i somehow swtich

conciousnesses (spelling?) and that gets interesting...

Dear puddingcup,

Toast is good.

(EowynsPen: Ew, no, I could never have peanut butter and butter together. I tried that once at lunch and it was DISGUSTING! But then again, it WAS really suspicious butter… I couldn't tell if it was green or blue…)

Matt, in that event I would not be scared, as you are a very intelligent young man.

(EowynsPen: But… you aren't going to kill us all in our sleep, are you? I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND! *sobs*)

*sigh*

How interesting.

(EowynsPen: Ya! I can't wait for your fics!)

Mimi the Popo:

YAYSIES! They finally got the computer up and running for once so... *grins

evilly*

you had to become a mystical creature what would you be?

2. chocolate or strawberry?

3. what's you're favorite book?

4. if an evil hamster comes and attacks you would you keep it and call the

DHH? (What it means is a secret though) XD

Dear Mimi the Popo,

1. A Shinigami, as I know nothing about any others and might get pulled into a bad deal.

2. Mmm… Strawberry.

Mello: CHOCOLATE!

(EowynsPen: We are aware, Mello.)

Mello: *pouts*

3. Impossible to say.

4. No.

(EowynsPen and Mello: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! *grin evilly and rub hands together*)

*sigh*

Crimson Cupcake:

Any will do ^^ Ahh, okay, thanks for the firewall update. So, when's

Beyond-kun coming over? XD More questions!

1. My friend wanted to ask this, but is Beyond your brother with red

contacts?

2. Oh...oops?

3. What do you do on the internet...apart from this and solving cases?

4. What's your favorite TV show?

5. Why did you decide to have three detective aliases instead of one?

6. Um...how old were you when you solved your first (real/hard/complicated)

case?

7. No idea . I'm hopeless. Although it does ring a bell...

8. Ever watched Detective Conan/Case Closed?

9. What type of shampoo do you use?

10. I'm sorry if this has been asked before, but why do you hold things so

delicately?

Ja ne! *waits patiently for Beyond to turn up*

Dear Crimson Cupcake,

He should be there in about three hours.

1. No. We are not related. We don't even look alike, he used makeup and hair dye in the LABB case.

2. It's alright.

3. I research persons of interest.

(EowynsPen and Mello: o.o)

4. I don't watch television very often. I enjoy the news. It's interesting to see the contrast in what I know about a situation and what the public knows.

(EowynsPen: That's just cruel. Funny, but cruel.)

5. I actually have 86, but almost 100 if you count the nicknames people have given me, such as the "Ghost Detective" and the "Phantom Sleuth".

(EowynsPen: *snorts*)

You can't blame them for being so imaginative. In several instances I solved the case on my own, then dropped the conclusions and procedures off in the police station mailbox.

(EowynsPen: Niiiiice.)

6. 6 and a half, but 4 if you count one I solved accidentally.

7. The answer is a fish. It is one of the riddles asked in The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien.

8. No.

9. Strawberry scented.

(EowynsPen: *grabs L, shoves his head into her lap, and sniffs his hair* Cool! It's true! *lets go of L*)

Mello: …

10. So that I leave as few fingerprints as possible. I also don't want to run the risk of damaging it with oil, because anything could be evidence.

*phone rings*

(EowynsPen: *picks up phone, listens, nods* Okay. Thanks! Bye. *hangs up* That was Beyond. He's getting on the plane now and should arrive at your house within three hours.)

As I said.

Twiliteyes93:

Dear L,

I see... coffee, huh? I can't stand the stuff myself. Even if I drown it in

cream and sugar, it's still too bitter for me. Anyway, it's question time

again!

1: Besides the Kira case and the LABB Murder cases, what other case(s) that

you've done really stick out in your mind?

2: You sing? What range? (like Bass, Tenor, Baritone?) I sing 2nd Bass,

myself, but I can sing up to Tenor range if I try hard.

3: What's your least favorite Ice Cream flavor? I don't much care for coffee

flavor, myself.

Dear Twiliteyes93,

(EowynsPen: Same with me, but then I tried French Vanilla. Heaven! Also, he really doesn't drink coffee. He fills the mug with sugar and adds in a little coffee to dampen it into a drinkable sludge and so he can say he's drinking coffee.)

…True.

1. One would be a case of an American killer who modeled himself after the famous "Jack the Ripper" of 1888, in the sense that his targets were prostitutes, and retained a certain fondness for evisceration. I was quite happy to lock him up.

2. Alto and Tenor. A mid range, I suppose.

3. I'm not fond of spinach ice cream.

(EowynsPen: I love coffee ice cream! It tastes like the smell of coffee!)

Mello: I like chocolate.

(EowynsPen: Big surprise.)

rosethourne:

Hello again, L and EowynsPen! And hi to Mello too, if he's still there!

You got the first two riddles, but not the last one. Although, I suppose

that air fits the description as well... and makes sense with the 'live and

breathe' reference. The original answer was 'Tomorrow'.

By the way, an alternate answer to the second riddle could be a coup

d'etat... if you succeed in overthrowing the government, there's nobody to

punish you. ...Sort of like Kira's basic plan... Ah, well. On to

questions!

1. Did you ever actually attend classes at Wammy's, or was it established

after you were already a professional detective?

2. L, you sing?! O.O ...was EowynsPen's faint a good sign, or bad, I

wonder...? But... since I'm a singer myself... I guess I can't help but

ask... are you a Bass, or a Tenor?

3. Fangirls AND fanboys? *shudder* That sounds REALLY disturbing... They're

not too stalker-ish, are they? That would be horrible.

4. A random question: have you ever been to Las Vegas? My mom's going

tomorrow for a business expo or something... (and leaving me in the cold and

the snow...)

5. Hmm... do you have any questions for me?

Sorry to add to your phone bill, EowynsPen! I just... have a big problem with

Light's superior attitude... And, if he was asking how to spell my name...

I'd suggest keeping a closer eye on him, perhaps? Personally, I like the idea

of putting Light in a cage at the zoo. (Come and see the vicious Kira in its

natural environment! Hahaha!)

Hasta luego!

Dear rosethourne:

Mello: Thanks. I feel appreciated.

(EowynsPen: Aww we love you too Mello!)

I see.

1. It was established after I was made a detective. Watari, aka Mr. Wammy, set it up so he could make a successor for me. It was against his nature to not have a backup in case the original failed.

2. Yes, I sing. And I'm not sure about the faint…

(EowynsPen: *blush* good sign)

And Tenor-alto.

3. No, they're not-

(EowynsPen: *interrupts* DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE? EH? EH?!)

Mello: Shit, here she goes again!

4. Many times.

(EowynsPen: And what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!)

Mello: …

5. As you seem to be good with riddles, try this: No legs lay on one leg, two legs sat nearby on three legs, four legs got some.

(EowynsPen: It's fine. I'd go see. I'd point and laugh! I know it's mean, but the thought of him there, probably willing to give anything for some hair care products, just cracks me up!)

Girlycard6-6-6:

Dear Ryuzaki,

That is in fact, false. I'll be nice and let you try again.

Dave and Barbara never leave the house, and they don't drink exept when they

breathe.

you know about You being played by Johnny Depp in the American Death

Note movie? I learned it just today, and I fangirl is going to be

really odd, since I believe he is much older than you.

you have your own house besides Whammys?

That will be all for now! Hasta luego!

Dear Girlycard6-6-6,

Then they should have been dead long before that. Unless, in fact, they are cactuses. Are Dave and Barbara cactuses?

1. Yes. I have answered this in another question. He is in his 40s. *sweatdrop*

2. There is no point; I'm always moving around.

Hasta pronto.

Yuka-Chan16:

-grins from ear to ear- I got kissed on the cheek by L-sa- oh..I mean L-sama?

or L-kun? or L-chan? Which do you prefer? Meh, I still got kissed on the cheek

by L the three greatest detectives!! Yay!! lol.

Okay, Finals are finally over!! Yeah, woo! And guess what?! I perfected the

English exam! -dances- Ice cream whenever I want time! lol.

Oh, my classmate wants to ask something!

Shimizu-chan:

1) Aren't you supposed to be suffering from diabetes by now?

2) Can I have candy?

Mine:

1) Will you please kick Light and say it's for killing you and then tell him

I love him.. Just to confuse him. lol.

2) Who do you think is a potential lover for you; Light, Mello or Near?

3) Will you be willing to be in a relationship with the person you picked

from the above question?

4) Why do I start crying(a bit) whenever I rewatch the seen when you die?

5) Did you really hear bells when you were up on the rooftop under the rain?

Or is it only to trick Light again?

6) Do you think you will ever love a murderer?

7) Do you know how to swim?

I love you Eowynspen-san! I really did need someone like you to tell all the

boy stuff. My friends are really not trustworthy..or could offer advice.. I

love you!! -hugs-

-hugs L- I like you! You're fun! Here! -hands over plate of cookies and 2

milkshakes- Bye!!

Dear Yuka-Chan16,

Your level of excitement disturbs me.

(EowynsPen: L you're so mean! She has a right to be happy!)

Shimizu-Chan:

1. No. My brainwork burns all of the sugar.

2. Of course. Go and buy some.

Back to Yuka-Chan16:

1. Very well…

(EowynsPen: Hold on. *dials numbers*)

Light: (over the phone) Hello?

(EowynsPen: Hey, it's EowynsPen. Can you meet me at the you-know-where behind the you-know-what at three?)

Light: Is this the place you used at the third?

(EowynsPen: Yeah.)

Light: Okay, sure.

(EowynsPen: Thanks. *hangs up* Come on, L, let's get in the car.)

Mello: Me too?

(EowynsPen: Fine. L, since this is all because of your fans, I'm making you pay for the gas, kay?)

:-( fine.

Mello: Woo! Can I drive?

(EowynsPen: No! I like life! Well actually I don't but if I die my kitty will be neglected!)

Mello and L: O.O

(EowynsPen: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! We're driving!)

*at the you-know-where behind the you-know-what at three*

(EowynsPen: We're here. Hi, Light!)

Light: Hi. What's going on?

(EowynsPen: ask him. *jerks thumb at L*)

*Sigh* Come here, Light.

Light: *scared* W-what, L?

*kicks Light*

Light: Ow! L, what the hell?

(EowynsPen: You made a rhyme!)

A fangirl of mine insisted that I kick you, for my death.

Light: But… you're alive…

I know.

Light: Then why…

Fangirl.

Light: oh… that explains it, then.

(EowynsPen: *ahem*)

Oh, yes. She also says to tell you she loves you.

Light: Who is this?

(EowynsPen: Yuka-Chan16. Remember her? She's had us call you a few times before.)

Light: Oh yes. Please tell her to stop, I have a job now.

(EowynsPen: Really? Where?)

Light: Starbucks coffee.

(EowynsPen: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY! NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN1 L, MAKE HIM GO AWAY! *hides behind L*)

Light: What?

(EowynsPen: I've been writing a novel about a guy that gets this awesome power from creatures called the Hyiephyr, and tries to rule the world!)

Light: So?

(EowynsPen: He worked at Starbucks too!)

Light: … *makes plots to keep an eye out for "Hyiephyr"*

Well, it's been lovely, but I believe we have to go.

Light: Okay. Goodbye, L, EownsPen, Mello.

Mello: Can't I shoot him?

No, Mello.

(EowynsPen: transfer to Caribou, Light! Please!)

Light: *thinks about it* …fine *sigh*

(EowynsPen: YAY!)

*L, Mello, and EowynsPen go home*

2. None of them.

(EowynsPen: but if you had to pick one?)

…Light, I suppose.

3. No.

4. I suppose you are sad.

(EowynsPen: Hmm… does someone have a little crush on out L-kun? My my! I sense romance in bloom!)

5. Yes, they were unusually loud that day.

6. Unlikely.

(EowynsPen: What if Yuka-Chan16 was a murderer, eh? *nudge nudge wink wink*)

EowynsPen.

(EowynsPen: Yeah, yeah… *mutters* lover boy.)

Yuka-Chan16 and I are merely friends.

(EowynsPen: That's what they all say!)

7. Yes, I do.

(EowynsPen: Swimmy the Sea Serpent! GO SWIMMY!)

(EowynsPen: THANK YOU! You called me –san! YAYYYYYY! This is a happy day in my life!)

Thank you for the hugs and food.

Mello: N-no ch-chocolate?

(EowynsPen: Awwwwww poor Mello! Here, have some Hersheys kisses?)

Mello: YAYZ!

That's it guys! Oh, and pity me! I got in an escalator accident and there's a bruise bigger than my hand on y thigh, with some big gashes! It HURTS!