Dear Marauders,
If I have an orange, an apple, and a pear, how many peaches do I have?
Love, Severus Snape
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Dear Snivellus,
What the heck is this? I mean, oranges and apples are nice and all, but where did the peach come from? If you have an apple, an orange, and a pear, you don't have any peaches! Are you really that awful at-
I think, he's trying to trick us, mate.
Oh? Well, Sirius Orion Black is immune to-
Oh my gosh! Sirius!
Hey, who just emptied the box of fruit over Sirius' head?
Snape's over by Madame Pince.
Grr! This is what we get for working in the library - ok, everyone out, back to the dormitory!
...We hate your guts. So much.
Love, Marauders
