Later, after their fateful confrontation...
Far up in the more woody parts of the mountain, Kiba, Naruto and Sasuke were sitting side by side near a fire...and the two green-clad freaks were staring at them with their frighteningly beady eyes. Sasuke thought he was going to piss himself out of fear, and Naruto actually did piss himself.
"Uh...why did you bring us here?" Kiba asked nervously. He was afraid they were going to eat them or something.
The adult man, who had introduced himself as Gai-sensei, smiled so wide his teeth glistened in the sun as he replied, "We overheard your troubles, and we have decided to help train all three of you in the ways of taijutsu!"
"Yeah! Gai-sensei is the best!" exclaimed the other man in green, who was a teenager around Kiba's age named Rock Lee.
'Oh god, no...' Kiba thought, trying his best not to cry.
"Just a random question," Sasuke said suddenly, "But, are you and Rock Lee related? Like...are you his father?"
Gai shook his head. "Nope! Not in the slightest! My excellent protege just copies my style!"
'I think I'm going to be sick...' Sasuke thought, regretting that he had asked such a question in the first place.
Raising his hand in the air, Naruto shouted, "Hey! Pick me next! Pick me next!"
"JUST ASK THE STUPID QUESTION!" Kiba roared.
"Okay! Umm...why are you two living up in the mountain when you could be in the city like everyone else?" Naruto quickly asked.
'Isn't it obvious? They're both fuckin' psychos!' Kiba thought.
"That's a good question, Naruto-kun!" Gai explained, "You see, after me and Rock Lee met on an Internet dating site by accident..."
"Yeah, I'm sure it was an 'accident'..." Sasuke muttered under his breath.
"We learned we really did have alot of similar interests, and we both wished to be able to fight like Bruce Lee and other kung-fu specialists!" Gai continued, ignoring Sasuke's comment, "So, we set out into these woods here and have been living in complete solitude with only each other for company for the last five years. We train every day, every hour, every minute, every second...except for the occasional snack and bathroom break."
"You've gotta be shitting me!" Kiba snapped. He stood up and stamped his feet on the ground as he snorted, "I doubt you two freaks could even break an egg, much less break a bone!"
"...Don't believe us?" Gai asked, his tone suddenly becoming serious.
"FUCK NO!"
Sighing, Gai looked at Lee and said, "Alright...show him your punch. But don't do it too hard, okay? You'll kill him..."
Kiba scoffed as he watched Rock Lee get to his feet and walk over to him.
"Sorry if this hurts..." Rock Lee whispered as he pulled his fist backwards.
Kiba chuckled and said, "Yeah, whatever-"
All the breath blew out of his lungs as Rock Lee's fist collided with his stomach. Kiba let out a pained scream as he flew backwards and crashed right through a tree before skidding to a stop on the grass.
"Uh...are you okay?" Rock Lee hollered over to the dog boy, but there was no answer.
Sasuke stood up and cried, "HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT!"
Gai nodded and put his head on his palm as he replied, "Yeah, that's what I said when I first saw it, too..."
After seeing that display of power, pee wasn't the only thing Naruto was letting loose.
'Damn, why bowels really seem to be malfunctioning today...'
Tenten let out a soft moan as her tongue entwined with Neji's, his shirtless muscular body pressed up against hers. As they continued to kiss, he slid his hand down her jeans and began to fondle with her clit.
"Ooh...ooh...N-Neji...ooh..."
"Tenten..."
Tenten could feel the powerful impact of Neji's wonderful handy-work flowing throughout her body, fueling her sexual drive. A trail of saliva hung from her lips as she and Neji broke apart for a breath of air. Taking that moment, Tenten began to undue Neji's pants as well...and then the Hyuga boy's cellphone began to ring.
(A/N: That was my first time writing any real serious het scene. HOLY SHIT! I should do it some more.)
"Dammit!" Neji cursed out loud as he climbed off the bed and took out his cellphone.
"You really should have left it off, Neji..." Tenten muttered, upset that their moment was ruined.
"I know, I know...stop nagging." Neji muttered as he held the phone up to his ear, "Hello...oh, hey, Hanabi! What's up? Huh? Hinata's gone missing again? What? She ate my chocolate, too? THAT BITCH! Fine, fine...I'll be there in a moment. See ya."
"...You're leaving?" Tenten asked, downtrodden.
Sighing, Neji nodded and he snatched his shirt and jacket up from the floor and put them on.
"I'm pretty sure Hinata wasn't kidnapped or anything this time, so it won't take too long, I hope. I'll be back soon..." Neji finished off these words by planting another passionate kiss on Tenten's lips before heading out.
'You better come back soon while I'm still feeling horny, Hyuga Neji!'
"Have a nice night, Gaara." Officer Shikamaru waved as his fellow police officer headed out for home. Outside, the sun was only just beginning to set, but due to Gaara's extreme resourcefulness and hard-working attitude, he was one of the only officers who was allowed to go off duty earlier than anyone else.
'It's nice being better than everyone else...' Gaara thought with a slight chuckle as he walked along the sidewalk back to his apartment building. He shared a single room with both Temari and Kankuro, but since Kankuro was out of town on another call, and Temari had to stay up by Mt. Hokage all week, Gaara had the whole place to himself.
'I'm gonna go on iO and watch 'Finding Nemo'!' the red-haired young man decided, grinning to himself.
Suddenly, he heard the sound of a can hitting the ground.
As Gaara spun around to look, he saw a dark figure about to jab a knife right into his face.
"GAH!"
With amazing reflexes, Gaara jumped back just in time, causing the knife to leave a small scratch on his forehead instead of slicing his face off.
Clutching at the bleeding wound, Gaara realized the dark figure was actually a young man in a black jacket, holding a knife in his right gloved hand.
From within the shadow cast by the jacket's hood, Gaara could see a few strands of red hair similar to his own over his assailant's face...and a pair of grey, lifeless eyes staring back at him.
"W...Who are you?" Gaara shouted as he pulled out his pistol and aimed it at the mysterious young man.
"My name is Sasori." he replied, and Gaara was surprised to hear that this man's voice was a emotionless and devoid of life as his eyes; it was like looking at a living doll.
"A-Attacking an officer; hell, attacking anyone with intent to kill is a serious crime!" Gaara barked, his pistol aimed at Sasori's face, "Put down your weapon and put your hands over her head. I'm taking you to the police station right now!"
Instead of listening, Sasori charged forward, aiming his knife for Gaara's face once again.
"DAMMIT!" At impulse, Gaara pulled the trigger of the gun and shot Sasori square in the head. The red-haired attacker let out a small "oh" before falling onto the ground. Panting heavily at the horror of what he had just done, Gaara had to check the young man with bleak hopes he was still alive.
Suddenly, just as Gaara was about to walk over, Sasori rose to his feet. He coughed a bit and then shook his head...causing a single smoking bullet to fall out of his forehead and clatter onto the ground.
"Oh...oh my god..." Gaara stammered, frozen in fear.
Raising the knife, Sasori charged again, acting like nothing had happened. This time, though, he had a different plan of attack.
Cursing loudly, Gaara grasped tightly onto his pistol, aimed it...and pulled the trigger once again.
