Deadpool Gets A Bullseye - Finale
"We were sent here by the X-Men to help Wade. You were taking way to long to take out all these assassins." The first one said. She was a female with barely any hair and wore all black. She also wore black makeup and a long black trench coat.
"Its not my fault the author takes so damn long to type these fucking chapters." Deadpool said, standing up and dusting himself off. The second one stepped towards Deadpool. He was huge and was chrome. He walked towards Deadpool and looked him up and down.
"What the fuck do you want chrome dome?" Deadpool asked him. The man hit him with barely any power, but he sent him flying into a nearby coffee shop, sending people screaming. "What the fuck was that for?"
"You called me chrome dome." the chrome man said in a Russian accent.
"I apologize. Jesus you hit hard. Okay so who the fuck are you people?" Deadpool asked taking off his mask to clean it.
"Put the mask back on you looked like an avocado had sex with an older avocado." the deep voice said.
"Or a testicle with teeth." the higher pitch voice chimed in.
"Why do you look like Freddy Kruger face fucked a topographical map of Utah?" a pedestrian said walking by. Deadpool immediately shot the man in the head, killing him instantly. His face had a really bumpy texture due to the experiments done ti him by Weapon X. It kinda looked like a pink raisin. Now that the mask was off, Wade looked up at the two with his bald, pink raisin head and raised an eyebrow.
"Oh right. This is Colossus." The girl said pointing at him. "And I am Negasonic Teenage Warhead."
"What the shit? That's the best fucking name ever." Wade said, staring at her.
"Well... Thanks. Now what are you waiting for? We have to go that factory." Negasonic Teenage Warhead said.
"What warehouse?" Wade asked.
"You know, the one you passed in like the first Bullseye chapter." the deep voice said.
"What are you talking about, chapter?" Wade asked the voice.
"Remember he doesn't understand that stuff. Only Deadpool." the high pitch voice clarified. Wade shrugged and put the mask back on as his eyes went wide.
"OH THAT FACTORY." Deadpool said, running to catch up with the two new mutants he met.
Boom Boom, Cable, and Domino were tied and strapped to a wall in the basement of a factory located in the middle of Paris. Dogpool was in a cage on the ground next to the three mutants. The basement had many weapons stored down there and guards were constantly coming down to watch the captive mutants. The only reason they were being held here was to lure Deadpool to the location. Bullseye walked down to them with two huge elite looking guards next to him. They both held assault rifles in their hands and their belts had a bunch of different things attached to it. Grenades were mostly what covered the belts along with other clips of ammo and the occasional small knife. Bullseye had on a long leather coat and black cargo pants. He had a utility belt full of projectile objects he could use to throw. He had the imprint of a bullseye on his forehead and was bald with a goatee. The top floor of the factory was just to hide what they were really doing. The factory was a base of operations to rediscover the mutant Exodus, or Bennet du Paris.
"I hope you all know this isn't personal." Bullseye said, as he played around with one of his many knives.
"So what is it?" Domino asked.
"It's so I can get that freak Deadpool." Bullseye said walking up to her and placing the knife under her chin. "You just happened to be useful." he moved the knife away quickly and walked back upstairs. The two elite guards followed him and five of his regular troops came down to watch the mutants.
. . .
Outside the warehouse, Colossus, Deadpool, and Negasonic Teenage Warhead arrived. They Stood there and tried to prepare a plan.
"So what's the dealio?" Deadpool asked.
"What?" Negasonic Teenage Warhead asked.
"You know, the plan? What are we going to do once we get in?" Deadpool asked again, face-palming before he talked. Colossus and Negasonic both just shrugged. Deadpool sighed and pulled out his two katana's. "Of course I always have to do this shit. What do you expect. It's my story." Deadpool walked up the factory and motioned with his head at the door. Colossus walked up next to him and grabbed the door and ripped it off. Two men inside looked at the two mutants and were about to signal the others when Colossus threw the door at them, sending the two flying. The two being sent flying alerted the others and soon Deadpool and Colossus were swarmed with guards all over as Negasonic waited outside. Deadpool stabbed one guard right through the chest as Colossus picked up one and used him as a wrecking ball. He swung the guard into others knocking them all out. Deadpool threw his sword straight into one man's forehead and pulled out a pistol. He shot the remaining guards and received his sword as Colssus stood outside another door.
"What are you waiting for?" Colossus asked. Deadpool ran up to him and waited for the door to be taken down. In the room was one of Bullseye's elite guards. Colssus looked him up and down before saying, "Go. I can handle this." Deadpool ran off to the next room as Colossus and the elite soldier had a stare down. The guard lifted his AK-47. He began shooting at Colossus but the bullets just went right off his body. Colossus smirked and charged at the guard who tried to swing his gun at Colossus. Colossus grabbed the gun and broke it in half over his knee. The guard whipped out two pistols and tried to use those to shoot Colossus but the same result happened. Colossus hit the pistols out of the guards hands, but got drop kicked afterwards. He fell to the ground as the guard jumped on top of him and tried to hurt him with multiple punches too the head. Colossus covered his face and head as the guard continued to swing away. Realizing that no damage would be done this way the guard grabbed a grenade and immediately pulled the pin. He dropped it and starting sprinting for the exit as Colossus was right behind him. Colossus didn't reach the door in time as the grenade blew up, sending him flying back out to the first room.
Deadpool was running through a long corridor which had mirrors that watched over the conveyor belts in the factory. He stopped at one old wooden door and tried to listen. He heard mummers but didn't know who it was. He took a few steps back and charged at the door. As he charged, the door was flung open and he went flying down a fleet of stairs. He made a bunch of noises as he hit steps along the way and finally landed on a floor with a bunch of crates labeled "ammo". He rubbed his head and lifted himself up onto his knees.
"That fucking hurt." he said. He stood up to see himself with a bunch of guards staring at him. He threw a arm over his chest and yelled, "You pigs, my eyes are up here!" The guards looked confused as Deadpool chuckled. He pulled out his pistols and began to fire away at them, taking each one out while they were helpless. As the last one dropped he blew the smoke from his pistol and tried to swirl them around his fingers. He failed miserably and the pistols dropped to the ground.
"Fuck you author. At least no one saw it." he said, bending down to pick up the pistols.
"Um, we saw it." a familiar voice said as Deadpool jumped up.
"You almost made me shit my pants." Deadpool said looking at the wall where his friends were trapped. He ran over to the cage on the ground and dropped to his knees. "DOGPOOL! YOU'RE OKAY!" Deadpool yelled out. Dogpool responded with a growl as Deadpool stepped back. "Wow, bitch." Deadpool said, as he kicked the cage open. Deadpool then went on to cut down Boom Boom, Domino, and Cable. Cable walked over and picked up his gun as Domino walked over and placed her Desert Eagle in her holster.
"So how are we escaping Wade?" Cable asked.
"I've kinda been winging it this whole time." Deadpool said with a nervous laugh.
"Are you serious?" Boom Boom asked.
"When do I ever joke around?" Deadpool asked as steps could be heard walking down the staircase. Appearing before them was an elite guard, Bullseye, and multiple regular guards.
"Well if it isn't the man of the hour." Bullseye said. Deadpool looked around and when he couldn't figure it out he shrugged.
"You, dumbass." the deep voice said.
"Oh, that makes sense." Deadpool said throwing his hands into the air. He pulled out his pistol but it was knocked out of his hand by a bullet.
"MOTHER FUCKER!" Deadpool yelled as he looked at the bullet hole in his hand. He pulled out his swords and jumped at the elite guard. Cable held his gun like a bat and used it to hit two of the guards in the head, knocking them out. Domino did a barrel roll dodging stray bullets from a gun. She pulled out hers and shot three in the chest, shoulder, and head. Boom Boom used the energy blasts from her hands to take out four of them. Dogpool bit the last one's ankles as Cable punched him in the jaw, knocking him out. Deadpool was in a sword battle with the elite guard who somehow was able to counter whatever Deadpool threw at him. Domino chaged at Bullseye who avoided it. He kicked her into the wall and held her there. He tied her hands behind her back. Dogpool jumped onto Bullseye who threw him back into the cage and closed it. Dogpool whimpered as a still conscious guard crawled over to Domino and tied her ankles together so she couldn't move. Cable charged at Bullseye who got punched in the stomach. Bullseye came back with a knee to the face and an uppercut. Cable stumbled backwards as the elite guard threw Deadpool into a wall. Deadpool jumped at Bullseye as Cable when after the elite guard. Deadpool missed Bullseye and had three knives go into his back. He turned around and saw Bullseye smirking. He threw his sword at him, and Bullseye moved out of the way just in time. Cable swung his gun and knocked the sword out of the elite soldier's hand. He kneed the soldier in the stomach then swung the gun up into the guards chin, sending him flying backwards and knocking him out. Cable turned around to see Bullseye with a knife to Boom Boom's throat as Deadpool stood there not knowing what to do.
"Wait! Give her up and I'll go with you." Deadpool said raising his arms and throwing down his weapons. Two guards came running down to the room and grabbed Deadpool and rushed him away. Bullseye smiled, but didn't let go of Boom Boom. Cable held his gun up at Bullseye who raised an eye brow.
"Ah ah ah. Do that and she dies. We need the energy she is able to produce." Bullseye said as he backed up towards the staircase with her. A guard came down and placed special gloves and handcuffs around her hands and wrists. They took her upstairs as Bullseye began to back up. As he reached the top step, he was kicked back down and was unconscious as he landed on the ground.
"Was I a little late?" Negasonic asked as her and Colossus entered the basement.
"They have Wade and Tabitha." Cable said, as he freed Dogpool and untied Domino.
"Well what should we do?" Negasonic asked.
"We go for Tabitha. Wade did that on purpose so I believe he can handle himself." Cable said as he began walking up the staircase. Negasonic used her future sight powers to see that Deadpool was off to England and Boom Boom was headed to Vancouver.
"To Canada." Negasonic said. The group left the factory and began their journey to Canada, making sure to drop off Bullseye with the authorities. Elsewhere, Deadpool was incapacitated in the cargo part of a plane, on his way to England.
