"Alright, so my list has been slashed down to almost half…" The pensive blue-feathered brawler told himself as he reviewed his list once more.

If you were to look over Falco's shoulder, you would see something quite similar to this…

CakeNapper Suspects

A List Constructed By Falco

Obese Pink Marshmallow

2. Sonic, Hyperactive One-Pupiled Hedgehog

3. Link, Fairy Swordsman

"This means I am so very close to finding out who has stolen my cake!" Falco suddenly stopped to perk his ear up.

From the corridor where he stood; the azure-feathered brawler thought he heard a faint voice coming from Pit's dorm.

As he approached the door; he concluded that his realizations were correct.

There was in fact a voice coming from Pit's dorm room; the only problem was…Pit was talking to himself!

"Oh great…" Falco scoffed. "Lucky for Ness, he'll end up having company at the Mental Institute."

Falco hid his head behind the door to Pit's dorm slightly and began to spy on the young man with the angelic face.

"Oh Lady Palutena…" Pit whispered softly and joined his hands together as if he were praying with his whole heart. "Please do the honor to appear before me…"

"Pffffttt…" Falco snarled softly. "Kids are so crazy these days; with their silly imaginary friends…"

In only a matter of seconds, a bright white light flashed before the two males; blinding them only momentarily.

As the bright white light began to dim; Falco watched in amazement as a beautiful green haired damsel in a white toga and golden armor formed in the remains of the light before the young angel.

"Uh…she's ok." Falco thought as he stared at the young woman from head to toe. "To be completely honest, she's nothing compareth to the Great Goddess of Dat Ass. Beholdeth brother, Samus Aran."

"Pit, my most loyal servant…" The Goddess of Light spoke in a soft whisper. "You have summoned to me; is there perhaps something troubling you?"

The young man bashfully kicked at his feet as he spoke to her. "Nothing wrong, Lady Palutena…I…" As he gazed upon the beautiful goddess, his blue eyes shimmered brighter than ever. "I just really wanted to see you again."

As the green haired damsel smiled, a faint pink color overpowered her pale face. "Is what you're speaking of really true; you have only summoned to me simply to see me?"

"Well…I was also wondering how things in Angel Land were doing…" He replied. "Is everything alright?"

The young Goddess smiled warmly. "Everything is alright in Angel Land, Pit. There is no need to worry yourself."

"Must you go?" Pit asked her.

"I must…" She sighed sadly. "I have pending things to do here…"

"Well, before you go…" Pit smiled as he handed the green haired Goddess a white rose. "I'd like you have this…"

"I've never seen anything so beautiful…" Lady Palutena brought the flower to her face and closed her eyes as she inhaled the fragrance of the rose.

"The flower had a lot of sharp thorns. Since I didn't want you to get hurt; I took them out myself…" Pit blushed as he stared down at his pricked fingers.

The young angel's face reddened almost instantly at the sound of Lady Palutena's giggling. "For this you must be rewarded, Loyal Servant Pit."

"And how will I be rewarded, Lady Palutena?" The curious boy asked her.

The young Goddess giggled once more as she slowly began to approach the young angel's face with her puckered lips.

Pit closed his eyes as he expected to feel a small peck on the cheek but a loud and obnoxious voice completely sabotaged Pit's moment…

"Wow, just a tiny kiss on the cheek? What kind of reward is that…It's childish?"

When Pit's eyes shot open; he was face to face with Falco Lombardi; Lady Palutena was nowhere in sight.

"So you've come to ruin my day just like you've ruined everyone else's, huh?" Pit snarled, he so badly wanted to choke Falco at this precise moment.

"No…you ruined my day for taking my cake!" Falco bellowed. "Admit it or I'll send Peach up here to give you a good spanking."

"I haven't even been downstairs for your information…" Pit replied monotone.

"Wait…you haven't?"

"No…" Pit sighed. "If you want to know who took your cake so badly, talk to Ike. Everyone knows Ike Greil has an irresistible sweet tooth."

"Ike has a sweet tooth? Then I must find him now…"

"Halt!" As Falco began to march toward the door, Pit stood right before him. "Before you leave this room you must apologize to me."

"Do I have to?"

"Do it or I'll send Peach over to give YOU a good spanking."

Falco rolled his eyes as he dropped to his knees. "Oh I am sorryeth to haveth indrudedeth in your maaaaakeout sessioneth, Oh Great Palute…OW!" Pit had yanked one of Falco's feathers from the top of his head. "What the hell was that for?"

"Just leave, Falco." Pit instructed as Falco rose from his knees and paced to the door. "Don't forget to take your fake apology and shove it right up your feathery…"

Falco quickly shut the door to Pit's dorm room before hearing the rest; and then proceeded to further investigation.


If it wasn't Mario, Peach, ROB or Mr. Game and Watch...

If it wasn't Red, Squirtle, Ivysaur, or Charizard...

If it wasn't Lucario, Jiggly Puff or Pikachu...

And neither Popo, Nana, nor Lucas.

Samus, Snake nor Captain Falcon...

Or Olimar, Yoshi, Diddy nor Donkey Kong

Toon Link, Zelda, Fox nor Wolf, Ness or Pit ...then who could it be?

You may or may not find out in the next chapter.

Thank you for reading! :]