Chapter 4

Ben woke up and found a blonde woman sleeping near him. Wtf? Regaining his senses, he realized that it was Luxanna Crownguard of Demacia, and that she was too close for comfort. He began to get up slowly when Lux rolled over and rubbed against him. Ben froze instatly, and rolled from under her. He got up with an intake of breath and turned around.

There before him, was Garen. Ben found himself awkwardly apologizing to Garen.

Garen laughed. 'What did you do?' I saw her, she was rubbing against you like a bitch in heat. Now, come and listen to a song I made.'

I chose top lane

and picked a shield

Helped with blue, to my lane I ran

My foe I would soon have yield.

While he tried to farm and avoid my skills,

he tried to retaliate I silenced him

I forced him to the knees against his will

And the light for him grew dim.

When I was bot lane I saw their carry,

I hid in a bush,

I knew he was weary,

I yelled Demacia!

With my hungering sword

And sent his head due north.

And yet, they all just flamed,

called me a easy champ,

I would never get played

and then jax ran away with his lamp.

Spin to Win

Spin to Wiiin

They tried to dodge my aa

Spin to Win

'Um Garen you don't know how to sing. Sorry bro'

'Ah, goddamnit!' Garen exclaimed

Out of the bush appeared a guy holding a lance.

'Ahh' Ben yelled.

'What's the matter Garen? Are we under attack?'

'Attack?' Another guy who Ben recognized as Jarvan IV appeared. 'Topple their forces!'

'Guys, hold on. There is no attack', Garen said. 'Instead the guy which we so rudely walked on has woken up and found my sister rubbing against him.'

'Really now? Jarvan regarded Ben with interest 'What did you do to her? Tell me. Uh for uh research of course. She's never been one to do such things.'

'Pervert!' Xin accused Jarvan. So, go on tell us what you did.'

'Relax guys, he did nothing.' Garen explained. 'Ey, what did you say your name was again?'

Eliciting no response, Garen turned around and saw Ben gazing into the distance.

Looking in the direction Ben was facing, Garen saw a caravan."Hey guys, its a caravan."

"Noxians", Ben said simply.

The demacians all looked again and saw that he was right.

As the caravan halted to a stop, Ben knew who it was.

The red-haired noxian walked out of the caravan and winked at Garen.

In a flash, she teleported near Ben and he saw a bright silver flash heading towards him.

The silver dagger stopped inches away from his face. Katarina jerked her hand back stiffly.

'I told you, you'd find me slicing your throat. But unfortunately, I'm not entitled to kill anyone while I'm in the league', she said with disappointment in her tone.

This bitch is crazy, Ben thought, she actually feels sorry for not murdering innocent people.

Katarina turned around noticing the demacian group. 'Hey guys, where's your caravan? I would have thought you'd travel in style.'

'Well, uh'... began Garen.

'We came on foot, so we can begin training for the hardships of the league', declared Jarvan. He blinked.

'Impressive. I always knew a strong man like you would do things the hard way. I like things hard as well'. Katarina pushed playfully at Garen.

In another flash, she was at her caravan, and the door closed.

'Garen, demacia is a better cause to fight for than that noxian bitch'. Jarvan told Garen, who was frozen in place.

'Yes, yes of course, uh Demacia! I'm cumming' he whispered.

'Guys, meet you in a few minutes okay?' Garen said while hurrying off into the bushes.

'So guys, why don't you have a caravan?' Ben asked.

'Well, we were on the hunt for a huge beast. It was enormous. Yet, we didn't find it, and our caravan got crashed'.

'Why were you chasing a beast?'

'Game, my friend, game. Its the thrill of the hunt chasing the beast'. Jarvan said. 'And of course, the meat is good as well'.

'So, what's your name? Where are you headed?' asked Xin.

'I'm Ben, heading for the institute.'

'You're taking part in the league?' asked Jarvan.

No, I have a...vendetta against a particular someone. I am certain the institute will be the best place to start my search'.

'Really? What did they do?'

'Uhhhhh' Ben said. 'I have no idea, i have no evidence yet, only my instincts. I'm searching.'

'Well, we all are searching' Jarvan held Ben's hand. 'So, you want to join us? Its better than going alone and you might get lucky with Lux.'

'Ok, sure.'

'Great, welcome aboard friend' Xin said.

'Ahhh.' A particularly happy Garen walked up to them. 'So friends, what have you been talking about?'