WARNINGS: HORRIBLE SINGING, JESSE'S TALKING IS MODELED AFTER HOW PEOPLE TALK WHERE I LIVE XD

CASE: JESSE VS. AXEL

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NO SONGS, TV SHOWS, OR ANYTHING ELSE BUT THESE PANIC ATTACKS I KEEP HAVING.

[E P I C A L]

Jaden got a new TV. He was currently watching his love, Judge Millian, when he heard a cat screeching.

"Ooooooooooooooooh, I wish I was a brand name weiner-dog! Cause that is really what I want to beeee. If I was a brand name chili dog, everyone would reeeeeeeeeally liiiiiiiiiiiike me!" a Southern voice sang.

Jaden picked up his TV, no way was it getting thrown in the ocean again, and went to the source of the screeching.

"Yo Jesse, what up man?" Jaden asked the teal headed boy.

"Hey Jay! Ya heard my singin? Wasn't it just amazing?" Jesse had stars in his eyes, he really thought he had did good.

Then around the corner came Axel, whistling. Jesse ran up to him, pointed at him, and accused Axel, "Yew think yer better than me? You can't sing worth a flip! I'll sue you!"

Axel looked at Jesse and said, "So sue me. I dare you to."

"Fine! I will! Jay, be the judge!"

That was all Jaden needed to hear. He donned his judge's outfit (which was a unicorn suit. If Syrus can have a new bunny suit, Jaden deserves a new animal also) and got Syrus to bailiff again. (Yay!)

Also, with the power of my panic attacks, the random classroom they somehow ended up in became a courtroom.

"Alright, plaintiff, Jesse, man, tell me the problem."

"Alright, so yer Highness, I was a'singin and this varmint, meanin Axel, came by just a'tryin to outdo me!"

"Axel your defense?"

"I was whistling, Jaden."

"Okay! So Jesse, your proof that Axel thinks he is better than you?"

"Okay, I'll sing. Git ready now, this'll blow yer minds!" Jesse then opened his moth to sing, and somewhere a man went bald. "Shiny, Shiny little spring. Like a twinkle in a star, down below the earth so deep. Shiny, shiny little spring, Next time will you please sang with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"

Everyone in the courtroom's ears were bleeding. Meatloaf, the singer, came to the courtroom to backhand Jesse for that song. A few birds came in, and thought Jesse was giving a mating call.

"Okay," Jaden said, "Axel, now it's your turn to sing."

And what came out Axel's mouth was as smooth as chocolate. It was so good that the previous man that went bald, got his hair back. Beyonce came in and kissed Axel.

Axel sang, "You are my moonshine, my only moonshine. You make me saaaad when skies are clear. You'll never know dear, how much I hate you. Please come take, my moonshine away."

Jaden stood up and slowly started clapping. Then, Syrus started sobbing and clapping, next the whole school was filing in and out of the courtroom, sobbing and clapping.

"That was so beautiful!"
"You are a genius!"
"You remind me of a koala bear."
"I'm a random generic person!"
"I Love You"
"Will you marry me?"

Jaden banged (tehe) his gavel, "Order! Order in the court! I still have to give a verdict."

Everyone then sat down in an available seat.

Jaden's verdict was "I rule in favor of the defense! Axel wins!" Jaden then banged (tehe) his gavel to make it official.

Everyone cheered. They then carried Axel off to party. Jesse went to the party too because he had forgotten why he sued Axel in the first place.

Jaden went off to go watch his love, Judge Millian, in peace.

[T H E O F T H E C H A P T E R]

Authoress's Notes:

1: I hate my job.

2: Thanks everyone for reviewing, favoriting, and altering this story. You all make my day! :D

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