All the members of the orgy pile looked around the room, and back at each other. There were about 49 members of the pile. One of the SpongeBobs lifted up a purple tile on the floor.
As it was lifted, it echoed "Dicks, dicks, dicks dicks…"
"I mean, it isn't wrong," said a Squidward, "There are 49 dicks in here."
"You may want to make that 68," a SpongeBob said. Underneath the purple tile were 19 more assorted SpongeBobs, Squidwards, Patricks, and Bubble Basses. They all joined in on the orgy pile.
"How did you get here anyway?" a Bubble Bass asked.
"We were working on time traveling and ended up here," a Squidward responded.
"You mean, this is some sort of time hell for anyone who dares to time travel for sex?" a Squidward clone from the first 49 said.
"Yep," the other Squidward responded. So the Orgy pile was an absolute mess. And they all fucked each other. All at once. Somehow, each person in the pile was able to fuck everyone else in the pile.
Yet, something felt missing.
"What's the deal with only 68," a Patrick said, "my endless lust demands a sixty-ninth person join this pile!"
"That's the sex number!" another Patrick laughed.
The two Patricks started searching the lost dimension, until they noticed a blur in the distance. They were amazed at what they saw.
"SpongeBobs! Squidwards! Bubble Basses and Patricks!" the two shouted.
"What?" everyone responded in unison.
"We found a sixty-ninth person for our orgy pile!"
"Oh, puh-lease. We're in the middle of nowhere! I mean, we're practically alone!" a Squidward shouted, "Are you sure it wasn't just another tile?"
"Positive," a Patrick replied.
They all walked up to the mysterious figure, yet only a SpongeBob recognized it once away. "Gary?" he questioned.
"Meow." Gary said.
Suddenly, Gary walked up to the orgy pile. "Meow," he spoke once more.
The Gary revealed his legs, complete with his well-tied shoes. Then, something appeared between them. And by god, it was one of the biggest penises they had ever seen.
Patrick was ready for a good fucking. He walked up to Gary, and situated his ass on the snail's penis. And boy, did Gary fuck hard. After a few minutes, Gary had banged Patrick so hard, he flew off into the void, and exploded. The explosion sent off a few tiles flying, all of which echoed sexual phrases, as they flew off. Gary proceeded to do this to all but four, one SpongeBob, one Squidward, one Patrick, and one Bubble Bass.
"Please don't hurt us!" Patrick shouted.
"SILENCE!" Gary demanded, "I have spared you four. The originals. I know the way out of here, but sixty-nine would be too much for the portal to take. Imagine it as a mouth sucking a dick. Sure, you want to suck a lot of dick, but only so much of it can fit in your mouth at once. Besides, any more time paradoxes and we may as well just be back in this void."
In order to return them to Bikini Bottom, Gary then unleashed a magical glow from his penis, ripping a hole through space-time.
"This way to Bikini Bottom," he said.
And just like that, they were back. Old home, Bikini Bottom. But something was different. Plankton had taken over. And he had banned same-sex relationships.
