The Pure Melodies walked in a cave. It was dank and cold, so Pollyanna wore a large coat. Cyrus shushed the team. "This way." They follow but Pollyanna's coat swished around, creating some noise. Ninten whispered-yelled. "Pollyanna! This is a stealth mission. You're making too much noise! Take off the coat!" She shook her head. "But. What if I catch a cold?"

Ninten pinched the bridge of his nose. "Then why are you wearing shorts?" She looked down at her usual black shorts. "I can be quiet! Stealth!" She stuck out her arms. Cyrus put his hand to his visor. "We're getting close." Ninten nodded. "Come on, then." They all continued. Ness made an impression of her jacket's previous noise. "Ness!" Pollyanna turned around and reprimanded. "Pollyanna!" Ninten whisper-scolded, thinking it was her. "It wasn't me!" She looked at Ness. "Ness, stop! You're making me look bad!"

Her last word turned into a scream as her footing was caught on some unstable rocks. "Polly!" Ninten reached out to catch her. "Stealth!" She stated, sticking her arms out. She fell, hitting a rock but before she could hit the bottom, Cyrus was there to catch her. Her held her be his side.

A PSI creature falls out of the appears as a gigantic brittle star, with a massive disk and short arms. The upper portion of its disk appears as a giant mound of turquoise colored crystals with multiple geometric facets. The lower-half of the disk is colored dark turquoise. The arms are joined near the middle of the disk and taper to a point outwards, they are of a darker shade of turquoise. The ventral side of the disk contains a drill-like apparatus that can unfurl to reveal five turquoise colored arm, and appears to have fingers, that surround a mouth. It also had many little spikes jutting out of it.

It shot the spikes at the two, which Cyrus easily dodges while minding the vulnerable girl in his arms. "Pollyanna!" Ness and Ninten screamed as they jumped down from the cliff. Cyrus set her down as Ninten summoned his spear.

Ness picked her up and made a break for cover. "Come on, double dip." His crack at her hair didn't sway her concern. "W-what about Cyrus?" She saw him gracefully dodge a tentacle, only to jump on one and run on it. "Go Cyri!" She called his nickname. He jumped to the mouth and without a word, he dodged and elbowed all the tentacles in his way. He grabbed one and summoned his gauntlet. He punched the inside, pulling out a turquoise blue core, unlike Pollyanna's it's much deeper and has spikes

. He bubbled it and walked back to the others. "Whoa..You're so fast! How'd you even DO that?!" Ninten gasped. "Look! The little ones didn't explode!" They all rolled onto their tips and began to drill away. "They're drilling away!" Ness dropped Pollyanna and chirped. "I got this!" He dove head first into a hole. Not fitting at all. "Let them go." Cyrus commanded as he sent the bubble to the temple. "They're just parasites, if they cause trouble they'll answer to me." He walked over to Ness and pulled him out of the rock. He was holding his hat and stated happily. "I swallowed a rock."


Later that evening, Pollyanna leads the Melodies down to the boardwalk. "We've all be working so hard, I think we deserve a reward!" Ninten smirked. "You sound like you have something in mind." She laughed and spun around. "I'm taking you guys to the best place in Beach City!" Except maybe It's a Wash but.. She pointed to the building they stopped in front of. "Fun-land Arcade!" Ninten looked at Cyrus from the excited little girl. "Do we have anything better to do?"

"No. We don't." Ness flicked his hat away from his eyes. "Don't you need money for this place?" She laughed and turned around. "Don't worry! This one's on me!" She opened her jacket to reveal pockets full of quarters. "Welcome to a wonderland of funtronic gameventions!" She gestured to all the games. Ninten raised an eyebrow.

"Human's find such fascinating ways to waste their time." He felt someone grab his hand. "Ninten! Ninten! You'll love this one!" Pollyanna began to drag him away. "If you say so." She lead him to a game called. "Road Killer?" She put in some credits. "Yeah!" She pointed to the cars. "Pick a car and then go for it!" He pressed on one that seemed adequate. "Wait, which one of these is my turn signal?"

"None of them. Have fun!" She ran off to get Ness a game.

"Vrooom, Vroom! Kill the road!" The game called. "O-kay." Ninten stated.


Pollyanna let the balls roll to the end and picked one up. "Don't eat this." She instructed. She gave it to Ness. "Okay! This is Skeeball!" She demonstrated. "Roll the balls into the holes. More points, more tickets, more tickets better prizes!" She pointed over to the ticket booth in which handed Saturn a moped, who can barely lift it. "Wow. Saturn's the ticket master!"

"Cool." Ness looked at the ball. "Alright! Ski away!" She left to get Cyrus a game he'll like,while Ness smirked as if he had an idea.

"Cyrus! This game seems perfect for you!" She lead him to a game called "Teens of Rage!" She scrolled through the character as Cyrus observed it. "You seem like a...Joe Rock kind of guy." She let him in front.

"His special move is.." She moved her hands to make her point. ". Forward, forward, back, tap towards half circle, medium kick- Oh wait! Maybe that's an aerial move. Just punch and you'll be fine." She smiled. "Come at me, Punk!" The game anagozies. Cyrus took Pollyanna's word and punched the screen. "I did it!" It was unnoticable but his voice squeaked a bit. Kinda like Ness but..more hidden. Pollyanna sweatdropped. "Let's try something else." She didn't account for destruction.

She lead him to a game called Punch Buddy. "Here's a game you can punch!" She dabbed the boxing glove, turning it on. "Give it your best shot!" It said. Cyrus swatted it with his right hand, breaking it off it's hinges. "Tell my wife I'm sorry!" He put his left hand on his hip. "I win, again." Pollyanna laughed nervously.

She turned her head and saw a game called Meat Beat Mania. "Oh!" She pulled Cyrus over to it. "Meat Beat Mania! There's no violence in this game. Just shake the meat, to the beat!" She picked up two drumsticks and handed them to him. She got on her knees and put in the credits. "Are you ready? Let's heat it up!" The game begins and Cyrus performs well. "Wow, you're really good at this, Cyrus!" She sighed that he was occupied. "I'm gonna go see how the other's are doing."

She saw Ninten still at Road Killer. "You're horrible!" It demoted. "Stop saying that!" He pressed on the brakes and turned to Pollyanna. "Why am I doing so badly?! I haven't crashed into anything!" She shook her head. "Ninten, the point is 'You have to crash into EVERYTHING'" His eyebrows creased. "That's horrible."

"You're horrible!"

She heard Ness's raspberries. She ran over to Skeeball and saw Ness dropping the balls in the 1000 hole by climbing onto the machine. "Ness! What are you doing!?" He looked up and said. "Imma win a airplane!" He dropped the balls into the machine some more. She ran to the side and grabbed his arm. "That's cheating! You'll get us in trouble!" walked over to them as she pulled Ness off. "Do you guys know what happened to Teens of Rage?" She grabbed Ness's hand and said. "Let's run!" She pulled him to Ninten. "This place is fun." She ran to Road Killer and grabbed Ninten's wrist, causing him to crash. "You're fantastic!" She stopped at the exit and looked at Cyrus. "Cyrus! We're leaving!" He was still playing. "Punch Buddy! Who did this to you?!" Pollyanna jumped. "See you at home!"


The next morning. Pollyanna is sitting on her bed, eating cereal. Ness is laying on the couch. and Ninten is practicing with his spear. "So..What's today's mission?" She took a bite of Cereal. "I hope it's...fighting..a giant...Foot!" She looked at her bare foot. Ninten twirled his spear. "If we were supposed to fight a giant foot, Cyrus would let us know." He brought it down on his fictional target. "Yeah, Cyrus is the boss." Ninten place his spear by his side. "Well, we're all a team. Cyrus just has heightened perception that guides us towards our mission objective." Ness nodded. "He's the boss."

"So where is he?" She took a bite and said with a mouthful. "Fighting the foot?"

"He's not "fighting the foot". You know Cyrus goes off on missions without us all the time. He's probably doing something very important." Ness sat up. "Oh wait! Pollyanna, I just remembered! Cyrus had a special mission for you!" Her eyes widen. "Really?!"

"Yeah! You have to..um." He pointed upwards at the stairs. "You have to slam your face into that bowl of cereal." She smiled. "Accepted!" She did as told. Ness fought the urge to laugh. "Good job, Pollyanna! You stopped the foot!" Ninten looked at him annoyed. "There is no foot!" Pollyanna set the bowl aside. "Not anymore!" She put her face to her blanket and cleaned off her face. "Welp, now that that's done, time to comb the beach for quarters with my-" She picked up from the crease off her bed. "Metal Mutt!"

On the beach, she waved her metal detector around. It began to bark. She moved it aside with a smile and dug her hand into the warm sand. She pulled out a silver dollar coin. "Silver dollar?! Useless!" She threw it behind her. She continued to comb. It barked again."Better not be another bottle cap."

How does garbage get down here anyways? Ness. She pulled out another Metal Mutt. "Double Dogs!" She laughed. They both picked something up. She turned and saw a quarter! "Yes!" She grabbed it...only for it to attach to her hand. "Ah! Get it off!" She flailed her arm up and down and it flew up. It formed into a drill and came down.

"AH!" She rolled forwards and grabbed her Metal Mutt, panting. More of them came up from the sand and shot themselves at her. She swung her "weapon" at them. When they passed, she saw that they took it's head off! They got back up and shot at her. "Ah!" She fell over.

"Pollyanna!" Ninten called. He and Ness stood in the way. "Look! It's the little guys!" He grabbed Ninten's waist and pulled him aside. Ninten summoned his spear and Ness punched at them, but they're too many and too small. They began to rain on them, forcing them to flee. As if reading each other's mind they grabbed Pollyanna by the underarms and pulled her to run on her own. They appeared from the ocean and drilled into the side of the rocks. They seemed to be everywhere! They ran onto the boardwalk, the Drill Parasites coming out of the wood. "They're everywhere! How did we not see this coming?!" Ness covered his head. "We need Cyrus!" Pollyanna called.

"We don't know where he is!" Pollyanna turned her head as she thought. Meat Beat Mania. She turned and booked for the Arcade. "Pollyanna! Where are you going!"

She ran into the arcade and saw Cyrus was still playing, while Saturn was watching as he was at a really difficult level. "Cyrus.." She had to catch her breath. "You gotta come quick. Cyrus, those little guys are back and they're a problem!" She remembered his words.

She noticed his score and level. "Whoa, I've never seen anyone get this far. B-but you gotta get back and help the others" He ignored her. "Cyrus?" She pulled at his legs.

"Cyrus,come on. Cyrus hey, this is serious, Ness and Ninten are in trouble." She climbed onto his side. "Cyrus! Why. are. you. so. hard. to. climb?!" He climbed atop his head and waved her hand in his face. "Cyrus!?"

She removed his glasses and saw something..strange. On the left. He had a green eye. On the right. He had a blue eye. On the TOP. He had a deep aqua eye. It was moving in sync with the game. Cyrus had three eyes. The game agreed with her. "That's rare." She gasped and dropped his glasses. "Omigosh!" She fell off his neck and back to the floor.

She looked at the plug in. "I'll save you,Cyrus!" She unplugged the game. Cyrus threw the drumsticks in the air and his hands sparked. He brought his hands to the machine and electrified it. He caught the drumsticks and continued from where he left off.

She looked outside and saw Ninten deflect one away. "The rhythm has him." She reached in her pocket and grabbed two quarters. "The only way to defeat the beat. Is with meat!" She inserted the coins and grabbed a ham controller. The screen signalized her arrival. "I have to win!"

The game began "Let's meat it, prepare your meats!" She began to shake the meats, but was nowhere near as good as Cyrus was. "Player one wins! You're toast player two." She gasped and put in two more quarters.

The game continued, she tried her hardest to sync to the rhythm but she couldn't. "Player 2 barbecue!" She could hear her friends battle outside. She pulled out two more quarters. "Last chance!" She performs better, and faster. "This is it!" She struck a pose. She still lost.

She sank to her knees. "No...I can't do it." Saturn was just sitting there, enjoying the show. "Cyrus, please! Snap out of it!" Tears welled on the corner of her eyes. "What's the matter with you?!" She stood up and ran in front of him. "You need to stop playing.-" She grabbed the grill accessory. "This. stupid." She began to tear it off it's hinges with strength she didn't even know she had. "Game!" She tore it off and screamed at it. She brought it back and forth, destroying the beat with meat. She sank again to her knees.

Cyrus's third eye closed. He fumbled for a moment and regenerated them back. Close one. "Good job. You won." Mr. Carpainter ran over. "You! It was you breaking my games!" Cyrus jumped over him and outside. "Ness, Ninten, now!" They joined at his side, all jumping off. "Wait! I can help!" Carpainter grabbed her by her wrist. "Oh no, no 't you go flippity flopping out of here."

Later, Pollyanna was sweeping the floor. She saw Cyrus kick a parasite and jump away."Yeah!" She twirled the broom as if Ninten's spear. walked by with Punch Buddy, "I'm working!" She continued to sweep. She saw a quarter. "Sweet!"


Okay...Insert funny things here!

I love this episode so much. I had a little trouble figuring out what Cyrus's eye color would be, but I think Aqua would suffice. Guess. Everybody who i haven't told. (Which is only Randal..unless he told) GUESS. *Laughs*

EDIT!: In "Pollyanna's Lion" I said "Mason" instead of Asher, like i said in "Frybo" Reason is...it was a working name and I liked it. I forgot I even called him Ash. Which do you guys prefer?

Okay, I'm going to go look at more Steven Universe AU'S! I'll see you guys in: Giant Fusion! (Hint HINT! GUESS!)