Diary of Zidane Tribal
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Shit. That authoress really screwed up this time.
Her last update was over a freaking year ago.
Thanks to her, I don't know what the date is now.
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…I like mudkips.
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So we've come back home to Gaia.
I gotta say /b/ is a better home though.
Zidane!
What?!
/b/ is for mature audiences only!
…but people are reading this…
…touché.
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I called Richard and Eric today.
I wanted my Battletoads.
What? You don't know who Richard and Eric are?
They work in Gamestop.
Richard eats mudkipz.
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So I decided to see Twilight today.
Man, what the frack happened to Bella's pants in the bedroom scene?
It was like, one second they were there, and the next, they were gone.
Edward, I need to learn some tricks from you.
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
Thanks ! You ruined my sanity.
I just saw two IMVU chicks making out.
Get a room, for the love of God.
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Vivi finds it necessary to make 'your mom' jokes after over 9000 seconds.
"Your mom, Freya."
"Jokes on you, I have two dads!"
Woah.
I shat the bricks just now.
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Back to the game now.
We had a battle in the skies today.
We won.
Totally unexpected, eh?
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I MISS CAMI.
Sorry. I just do.
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Quina, what the hell?
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Hay there, I like your hair. Who does your hair? I wanna go there.
We landed in Memoria today.
It's full of…memories.
Joking aside, it's pretty sad here.
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Eiko claims to have found a new flute here.
"PIXORS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, BAND GEEK!"
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So if it isn't obvious, the authoress is losing her touch, eh?
You should probably inspire her.
4chan is not good inspiration, as you can probably tell.
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…
…I see what you did thar.
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TBC
Note: Goodness, I miss this site! I really need to finish this up soon.
Richard and Eric by the way, are real people. 4chan (more specifically, /b/) decided to raid Gamestop. Pretty fun stuff.
Sorry this isn't good at all. I just needed to throw something on here; it's been a year and I miss you all! I'll try and edit this soon.
-Pea.
