Chaper 27: The rap sene
Warming: dis chapter probably has a rap part 2 it, don't reed if u have triggas, viewer desrection is avised
We R trapped in the ships cockpit" said HEvox "WTF R Wii gonna do"
"Each other" Suggusted That stupid butch. "We mat as we,ll given how were gonna die."
"WTF" yelled Havoc "thats so firkin ducked up you stupod bitch, bsides, I have eyes 4 only 1, and he's CLamnk."
"You fagolabot, u canyt like him cuz he's a robort AND a dude!" she screamed "Yur sexy ass shuld b mine."
"No, I am srry, now let us focus on talking down Adolf Hitlor"
"Theres nothing wii can doo," saic bitch cakes. "Spachiler is going 2 kill us."
""Nawt yet…" said Hacov pointing out teh window at Astar, Gaget and the others who were fitting Space hilters Naziu fitgters. "Dey got this, man, i onlee wish i cud b oot there halping dem…" suddenly, …Hadocs cyper-heering heard the sond of a electro-taser charging up.
He turned and he saw…. BItchkaked, who had at the taser pointed rite at him.!
"WTF R U dong!? "sreemed hacoc.
"Ur the sexiest Lombac eyeve evar fraenking seen, I wants you."! she scrheiked like a historical bitch. and then she shouted him with it, and paralyzed him.
Havox failed to the grung "NOOOOOO!" he roared. he couldn't lose his viriglity to the STD-riden bitch, it was his destiny to be with his lover, Clank!
"I m goon hive mi way with u,!" she stemmed a"nd there aint shat you cin doo abut it.!" she crept up to lHavox's praylized form, he was fully conscience on the inside despite being parilized. The space bottle was still gong on outside, and te elevator has no power so noone cud helf him.
Butchkakes took off all her cloves and crept up to havoc sexily, even do she wasent sexee, but havoc didn't git a bonner because she wasn't clank. Bitchkakes took off his panties and was amazed at the quality of his cyborg ports. "Oh Havox, ever since u arrived on the SS Q-teem ,i ve kew u were sexier than Retchert, butt this, O this, is the most amazing pingas I've evar seen! and it's all mine." Bitchkakes reechoed towards his cybor-pingis. When sudenlee…..There was a blinding flasp frum the middle of the cokpit.
From oot of the blinding flash stepped oot a manly figure, he was 6 feet tall, wearing a leaner jacket sunglasses, carying a shotugn in one hamd and a chronosphincter in the other, basiclee he looked like armband Swhertizogger in the Temropator moves, it was….CLANK!
"WTF is this!" screamed Bitchlakes!
"Hello havoc" said Arnold but with Clanks' head. "I am here 2 resQ u" he said with the same sexee voice.
"Clank" said hacoc, he shot up at the sight of him, so did his bonnet at the sight of clanks sexee robot bodee. "What happened to u?"
"I am fine" said Clank "I am frum the future, and i am here to same you from being molested without ur concent."
"Thanks" said Havox.
"U caint stop mi from frunking him "sreemed physcobitch!
"No!" said Clak "I cant, but these guise can" and Clanj waved his chrinospecter and summoned 5 mysterious dark figures and 1 shining wite one.
IT was…..All the original OG's! Snoop Dog, Ice Cude, 2-packs, Kanye Wast, 50cents an the wite Guy was M&M!
"Yo!Yo!Yo" asid fitty "We da 6 gangsta rapers of the Rape prevationaloypse, and we here 2 raise da roof on dis muthaficka!" said 50.
"Straint outta Condom" said Iced tea
"Fux yeah" said Fanye West, who was touvhing himself. "Wurd"
"yeah said 2-pik "We h8 rarpists
Snop didn't say anything he just pilled out a massive blunt and started to smoke it, causing the room to fill with smack.
M&M stepped 2 the front of the grope and started to sing, with the rest of the OGS minus snoop, backing him.
Eminem sang (To the tune of go to sleep bitch) ( watch?v=TiTaSsJeHJM)
"I ant goon crap, I ant gonna pee, I cantbelive watt i see. A rapper like you makes me go puke, so what i want to do is give you jukes. Permanetly in the the dirt is where you go for being a jerk!" Then he and the rats of the OG's pulled oot their unregistered fire arms and started to shoot Bitchkakes while M$M sang the chorus." Now go to sleep bitch!
When they was done Bitchjake was dead!
"Surfs you rite, BITCH!" said M&M.
"Word up motherfocker "! said M&M's dad, 50$.
Then all the OG's gave each other a brafist.
"Good job guise!" said Futurwe clank.
"OMFG" sreemed Hacok "You just killed the galactic president daughter."
"Aw Shit! " swoered 2-pac "I gezz we did"
sudelee the lights flickered bak on and the galactic president came on the viewcsreen. He was named Barbax oboma.
"Hows mi favorite daughter?" said obable
"She's dead, mothafokka" said Iced soda.
"Yeah said 2-dack.
""What" sreecmed lambax
"Yeah" said emmie "and we did it 4 that guy who was being rapped." he pointed terds Havox.
"MI DAUTHER WOULD FREAKIN' RAP SOME1 Sreame lambax onaoble angrillee.
"Up urs!" said 50 2 the geletic president, because he rejects athoritee.
Snopp smoked pot.
"U cant speek 2 mi that way" screamed Barak "Ur all deed, especially you Havol" he said argrilee. "i am goon send bounty hummers after u until you r dead!" he gargled.
"I had enough of yo BS"said Iced lemon and he pulled out his glock and blasted the viewscreen. causing it to explode.
Havol sits up "TY U sayved mi pingas from a lifetime of hermes."
"I had 2 " said future Clank "in order 2 save the future, your thingee must remain intact."
"WHat?" said Havok.
"don't worry" said Famk "Iltl all make cents in time."
"Wurd" said $50.
"it is time" said Future CLank "I must go….babk 2 da future."
"And all o' us gotta go back 2 Contom " said dr dre.
"KK" bye said havoc.
and then all the rapers teleportaled out of the bridge, leaving only Raovox and bithchakes bleeding corspe.
Thwen Astaer came on the viewscreem. "Havox u have 2 halp us, We've all bin captured bi Spece Hilter!"
