Guys. Moony's in the hospital wing and I'm bored.

What do you want us to do about it?

I was thinking of dying my hair red.

What?

You know, brave, bold colour for a brave, bold man.

You'd look like you'd dunked your head in a bowl of spaghetti and then been electrocuted.

See, then my hair would have a cool story behind it!

The story behind my hair is that I travelled the world and it got messed up in the wind when I tackled the last Hungarian Horntail known to man-kind.

Now that's a cool story. Spaghetti and electrocution is not.

Er, I think you'll find it is! Like, maybe I wrestled the Electrocuting…..Snail and that's….how I got electrocuted….

Electrocuting Snail?

Yeah! That's a thing, right?

Wrong.

It could be! Like an experiment gone wrong!

What, like a super power snail?

Yeah! That's cool!

What would his super power be?

Duh, electrocution….

I know that, how would he use it?

He could shoot streams of it from his arms!

Snails don't have arms….

Oh! He could shoot them from his little antennae thingy!

Ooooh! Yes! A stream of electricity from his antennae! That's really bold!

Well, he has to do something else! My Horntail would beat him any day!

Ok Wormy, help me, what else can he do?

He could have super speed?

Good idea, super speed to out run a big heavy dragon in a race! Ha James!

Well, my dragon would fly. You can't use super speed against flying! Ha to you, Sirius!

Yes you so can! My snail would absolutely win!

No he wouldn't!

He'd use his power of electrocution to zap him!

No, because my dragon would burn him to a crisp before he could even bother to try and zap me!

What if the snail had a psychic power so he knew when the dragon was about to breathe fire?

Ooooooooh that's interesting! How d'you get out of that one Jamesie?

The dragon has a double psychic power so he knows when the snail is using his psychic powers to know when the dragon is going to breathe fire! Beat that!

The snail has a TRIPLE psychic power so he knows when the dragon uses his double psychic power to know when the snail is uses his psychic power to know when the dragon is about to breathe fire! Oh yeah! I just wrote all that!

Well, the dragon has QUADRUPLE psychic power to kno

Ok, I think we get the psychic power thing!

My snail would win the fight!

No, my dragon would!

My snail would!

My dragon would!

My snail!

My dragon!

My snail!

My dragon!

Snail!

Dragon!

Snail!

Dragon!

Please stop! Remus is back!

I go to the hospital wing for 10 minutes and you start this?

Uh huh!

You're arguing over whether a super snail or a dragon would win a fight?

Uh huh!

You bunch of downright morons!

It's great to have you back, Moonsie!