Disclaimer: Must I say it? Honestly? Okay, fine. I own nothing. Except the Zuko Fan Mob, which will hunt you down if you try to sue me. Lawyers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Dedicated to Katara183: I have a question: My dad keeps on making me go to bed earlier and waking me up earlier in preparation for school. But, school doesn't start until like 5 weeks from now! It's only August! I don't even have my schedule for this year! What should I do? Should I do what I've been doing and stay up really late on my computer while my parents are sleeping and when I'm woken up just go back to sleep or should I start shifting my schedule? Help me! P.S. My dad leaves for work when he wakes me up.

The Avatar's Guide to Sleep and School

Uncle Iroh's Sleep Solution: "Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead..." I think that just about covers it...you might try bartering with your father...play him a game of Pai Sho, or offer him some tea...

Moonshade: What in the world are you complaining about? Some of us started school a long time ago... And I'm seriously wishing that I started sleeping earlier. Sleep is good. Take lots of naps. LOTS.

Zuko's Sleep Solution: Sleep? Who needs sleep? Who needs school? There's an Avatar to catch! I personally have stayed up for three days searching for him. So go forth! Do more research, and find the Avatar for me. And when you find him... tell me... and I'll...capture...(falls asleep...) ZZZZZzzzzz...

Zhou's Sleep Solution: Do as your father says. Soon you will gain his trust and will earn the freedom to stay up as long as you want. And then you can advance in rank and in his favor. And then you can start asking for more privileges. Like...I don't know...an...iPod...car...pony...irradiated plutonium...a small country...

Aang's Sleep Solution: Try to compromise. Get on the computer during the day, and get into a school appropriate sleeping pattern. Or you could go out and go penguin sledding while you still have free time to do so...

Momo's Sleep Solution: Silly humans and their silly schools. This is why Lemurs rule the world. But you just don't know it yet because we want you to have high self esteem.

Haru's Sleep Solution: Father! (Glomps his father) Do as he says. He's looking out for your best interests. And he loves you very much. And he's secretly an Earthbender, so it's not exactly the smartest thing to get him mad...

Appa's Sleep Solution: Mrooooaaarr... (Rest is good. Get plenty of it.)

Sokka's Sleep Solution: Humor the authority figure. Because your father feeds you. Whether he's right or wrong, you've still got to live with him. So keep the man happy. And keep eating his food.

Jet's Sleep Solution: ANARCHY! We must band together and take down this oppressive 'School' and the father who supports it. It is clearly a ploy of the Fire Nation. But fear not—we WILL triumph! Join me, and we will crush those dogs and their insane sleep patterns!

Fire Lord Ozai's Sleep Solution: Sleep is for the weak. And the really, really tired... But your defiant spirit will serve me well in my army! The hours are 8 PM to 6 AM, which should fit your night owl schedule perfectly. And you will be able to take over the night shift of my bodyguard squad and help ward off the Zuko Fan Mob! And hurry, they'll be here at dusk!