Dear West,

Did the prick really faint? Ha, I guess I'm just too awesome for him to handle, even if I'm not there!

So lately, America's been coming over every other day, and he and Russia just sit down and stare at each other. It's really weird and kinda creepy. Sometimes they'll play chess, but it's always a draw. Either that or they'll play two games, and America wins one, and Russia wins the other. Afterward he says hi to all of us and leaves – seems that Liet's always really happy to see him… I think he used to work for America. Sometimes Russia goes over to America's house, and we'll have a party and talk about him behind his back when his psycho sister isn't around.

So yeah!

Awesomely yours,

Prussia

P.S. Latvia is one hell of a drinker, did you know that?