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Chapter Eleven

"Busted"

Jean came in from tending the garden and washed her hands while humming softly, when the boys slipped into the kitchen behind her. Before she could ask if they needed anything Logan walked into the room as well, and said. "Oh good Jean, I've been looking for you. Hank needs to run a quick physical on everyone, very routine, for our insurance. You and Nathan should go down right away, to avoid the crowd. "

Jean nodded, and Logan turned to the boys, instructing them to go down as well. Jamie opened his mouth, prepared to protest the need for a pregnancy test, but Julian clamped a hand over Jamie's mouth and agreed for them both, before dragging Jamie from the room. Julian assumed if she bolted Logan could handle it at the moment.

"That reminds me." Logan said as they both stared after the boys. "Since you are only on the roster on Fridays right now, I would like you to keep an eye on those two, especially if they leave the house. I think they may be up to something again."

Jean agreed and went to get Nathan and then go to see Hank. By the time Jean arrived downstairs, everyone else was already standing in line and looking grumpy. John and Wanda were standing right in front of Jean, John holding William. Remy and Rogue, along with Kaitlyn and Olivier were in front of John and Wanda. Like John, Remy was holding Olivier, and Rogue was holding Kaitlyn's hand. Then there was Peter,Kitty, and Meredith. Meredith was babbling in Kitty's arms, to Megan who was right in front of her peeking over Wade's shoulder while Emma tried to keep the line of teenagers still. Jonothon,Paige,Angelo, and Hope were all talking to each other loudly, while Jamie and Julian were playing with a bean bag tossing it back and forth. Laura stood waiting calmly, while Logan held Rahne in place, as she tried to make a break for it whenever he relaxed his grip on her arm.

"It ain't that bad kid." Logan said to the girl, who just shook her head and pouted over the entire ordeal.

"I hate doctor visits." Rahne whined, when Logan caught her for the third time.

"Everyone hates doctor visits." Logan said. "You don't see me,Wade or Remy running do you? "

Rahne shook her head, as Wade cut in with a long and descriptive version of what experiments were preformed by Weapon X. Rahne grew paler and paler as Wade talked, and the other children began to twitch at the idea. Logan and Remy both tried to cut Wade off, seeing what was going to happen next, as Emma stomped on his foot, but he just kept going, ending with. "And that's how they extract a person's skeleton then return it with out killing them."

A heavy silence fell on the crowd. Logan glared at Wade while the mothers all hugged their babies, and fathers shielded the families at the idea. The teens all did their best to hide pressed against the wall, and Logan growled out. "There is no way Hank would do anything like that."

Logan however, relaxed his grip again, distracted by the idea of strangling Wade, and Rahne slipped out of his reach. The girl then screamed and ran from the crowd yelling behind. "You'll never take me!"

Logan glared once more at the oblivious former mercenary, before running after the girl. The other teens now crept closer to the teachers, attempting to hide in their shadows, except for Laura, who hadn't moved an inch since she arrived, nor did she show any sign of hearing what Wade had said. Hank came out of the lab just then, and noticed the children and parents all cowering away from them. He guesses quickly that Wade had been telling more Weapon X horror stories, and actually wished Wade would tell one of his 'in another universe' tales.

Hank was divided between Jean and Wanda, Jean because she was the true target, and Wanda because she was due in just two weeks. Eventually, he decided on calling them both in, while explaining they were going by who had been here longest, but he wanted Wanda to sit as soon as possible. Both women accepted this answer, and were taken into the lab.

A quick physical and blood sample later they were on their way as Hank called in more people. Wanda accompanied Jean upstairs, and invited her in to have the boys play together. Jean agreed and Wanda sighed with relief. She was the only other person upstairs at the moment and didn't really want to wander around behind Jean until the others were done.

~o~O~o~

After the physicals, everyone was free to do what they wanted the rest of the afternoon. Since afternoon was actually almost over now, most of them decided to go watch a movie in the TV room, however Jean wanted to go shopping.

Julian and Jamie quickly remembered they too wanted to go to the local shopping center, and John and Remy remembered some errands they had to run, so Jean drove the boys with her to the store, while John and Remy followed a few minutes behind.

Jean and the boys entered the store, and Julian followed closely behind Jean. When Jean asked what he was doing his response was. "Logan said that if we went out with you we had to stick to you. If we don't stick to you then we will be grounded. If we are grounded, then I can't take Laura to the movies tonight. If I can't take Laura to the movies tonight she won't remind me of our anniversary-"

"You really don't need to hear the entire story." Jamie interrupted. "Trust me, I've heard it like five times today. The point is we have to be supervised, cause Logan doesn't trust us."

"Fine then." Jean replied, sounding slightly annoyed, but continuing on with the boys. After all Logan had asked her to keep an eye on them.

John and Remy walked into the store a moment later, and split up, so that they would look less suspicious if Jean were to spot either one of them. The four guys slowly followed her through out the store, and the store next to it as well, and all four were beginning to grow bored. Why did she have to go into every section of every store? Remy, John, and Julian had all been shopping with their girlfriends or wives, and none of them took nearly this long.

John was actually starting to feel bad for Peter, since Kitty was Jean's favorite shopping partner. He began to wonder how anyone could stand this kind of torture. Julian and Jamie were feeling the same way, John could tell.

He quickly looked around to see if Remy was as bored as the rest of them, but spotted Remy sitting on a bench across the store. Sitting next to him was a pretty blond lady, and it appeared to John that Remy was flirting with her!

"He better be robbing that girl." John thought as he watched Remy talk to the girl. John glanced around to see where the others were, and realized the boys had spotted Remy at the same time he had...and Jean was nowhere in sight.

John was divided between saying something to his friend and finding Jean. The answer came to him quickly when he spotted Jean slipping out of the store. Gesturing to the boys, he rushed after her, the boys right behind him.

They found her in the parking lot, next to Remy's car about to slash the tires, which told John she saw Remy talking to that girl too. "Hey." he said as they walked up to her. "Don't do that. I'll be stranded."

"Not if you ride back with us." Julian reasoned

"Good point." John replied, as he climbed into Jean's car. The boys quickly climbed in as well, and Jean joined them a moment later.

"We need to call a meeting as soon as we get home, everyone but Rogue." Jean stated. "We need to take care of this before Rogue finds out, or Remy does something stupid."

"All he did was talk to that lady though." Jamie said from the back seat next to John.

"Exactly!" said the other three.

Jamie sat back confused, but then he usually was by their behavior. He didn't think Remy actually did anything wrong, because Remy talked to people all the time. All of them talked to people all the time, he really didn't get it. Hopefully they could explain it to him later, maybe at the meeting.