In this one:
Characters: Arthur, Franny
Universe: Human AU
Genre: I'm sorry.
It's a little bizarre that Francis can use orange-scented shampoo and still be sexy.
Arthur wonders if it's because it makes him smell edible. Arthur likes oranges, therefore, logically, if Francis were to smell like an orange then Arthur should be attracted to him. He is, actually. He has a habit of taking deep, slow breaths whenever he has his head on Francis's shoulder (not that he's really smelling the man, because that's just creepy).
Arthur decides to try it.
Francis likes berries, so Arthur goes to the local pharmacy and buys a bottle of their strawberry-scented shower gel (he gets an odd look, but he shrugs and says it's for his sister. Which is funny because he comes from a family of five boys).
He uses it the next day. It's stronger than he'd expected, but in a nice way. He steps out of the shower feeling like a fruit, in more ways than one.
Curiously, he goes up to Francis and holds his arms out for a hug. Francis raises an eyebrow but complies. They stand there awkwardly for a minute before Francis tells Arthur that he smells like a scented candle.
Arthur sighs. Francis doesn't find the scent appetizing.
But Alfred bites him later that day.
Arthur ends up giving the soap to Elizabeta.
I am sorry ORZ
Apparently PIPA and SOPA have been abandoned. Celebrate all the things!
How strange, FF is telling me my country is the UK. That's not true! I just happen to be here! D:
Please review, have a good week gaiz.
