Uh, hey~! ^^; so anywho, my beta's computer died for two days and she just got around to writing this! My Oregon chapter was a little stupid, so when I read this i thought it was funny :3 I aslo had promised someone to do a sci fi thingy so i hope this chapter makes up for it! The only diff is that the origional Oregon's name was Jasper and this one's is Ethan :D So enjoy~!

Oregon: Nisa doeast own Hetalia

Awesome place man! You said this was a bar? Where's the peanuts?" I heard the booming of America before I saw him, though I didn't really need to see him to know he was finally here! There was just something about my 'Fatherland" that in a way demanded to be noticed without him even have to say a word, you just feel it. "Hey man, have you seen a teenaged dude?" Alfred voice rang loud in the large half-filled bar, "'bout yea tall, pale as ice? Black hair, kinda lanky looking, and huge busy eyebrows half covering some lightish brown eyes?"

'Great force. . .' I heaved a long sigh, 'Never changed, it would seem.' first off, there is no such thing as black hair, there's deep dark brown, but no black. Second, I do NOT have busy eyebrows, I'm just afraid of tweezing. . . And that weird stringy thing that I've seen my sister Isabella (better known by you as California) does almost every other week to keep her young and innocent look up, but I'd tell you, there's nothing "innocent" about that bear thing she carries around.

"I think he goes by Derek?" Alfred ask with an obvious mouthful of. . . Something, the person he was talking to said sorry never heard to him, but as I predicted America pushed on, "Then Ethan then! Jones! Look, I don't know which name he's uses these years but! I DO know my, uh, friend told me to come to this bar to meet him for some big
Before we go to some SUPER AWESOME convention! Now I know you can help me out, man, so why don't you help me out already!" I chuckled; the plan was going according to plan. I saw it in my head, the stranger's eyes will light up with false recantation, and he'll say, "Oh yea, Ethan Derek Jones, you must be Alfred." pat his shoulder and point him to the back room separated by old fashioned swinging doors.

I was right. Action time.

I stealthy walk along the dirt wall lauded hidden under the bar. It was shadowy black in the tunnels, the only lights came from a crack or two between the floorboards, but fine, that was, I needed not the light to aid my eyes. I followed the heavy footsteps of the hero country.

Alfred waited in the empty dim back room and waited, and waited. Where was this dude? Ethan was support to meet him here for lunch. Well, it was noon. No one was here. Alfred heard a creek; he heard a sound, his head snapped around. Nothing. "Wellah, that's weird! Heelllloooo?"

Under the floors I was trying so hard not to laugh! This was gonna be great! My outfit was built to perfection! It was time! I stepped on a latch and the trap door closed above the Country and snuck closer to him. The startled Alfred rubbed the walls trying to feel for a light switch, which he found with little trouble. The black lights that I had just installed last night came on and illuminated my neon green face and white "ghost shirt" almost to a purple.

"'Hello, Sweetheart'!" I spooked to Alfred, quoting one of my most favorite TV shows, who's wide eyes were as big as Tony's space ship, he screamed like a little girl. When I say little I'm serious, like 5 years old, it was high pitched and LOUD! Oh how the thing of fright is SO lovely when not directed towards you!

Though I should of known my lapse of victory was not to be, because as soon as I stopped laughing, Alfred pulled back him fist and swung. Hard. At the impact of the swing I flew back into a wall and felt all the blackberries I'd eaten in the last month flop around in my poor tummy that was currently doing back flips.

"Take that you BLOOD SUCKING FEIND!" I felt it coming, the wave of The America's wrath that he's so known for being.

"No Don't!" I screamed like a baby, I folded into the fetal position and hid my face. There was a pause and you could almost hear Alfred think, 'American ghost wouldn't do this...? I should of punched air, not flesh...'

"Ethan? Whaa..what are you DOING?" I couldn't tell if he was mad or maybe just really confused.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scar- I mean I did but!- that's not the point I didn't think you'd react so badly!" wincing as tried to talk my way out of Alfred really beating me up.

"oh, dude! I'm so sorry man!" he grabbed my forearm and yanked me up. I finnly go a good look at Alfred and was shocked to see that Alfred was dress as (or tried to) dress like Arnold Schwarzenegger, the outfit was more a success than a failure, something about the clean blonde hair on the dirty cameo with his too clean face was streaked with mud. "Ahh! You really got me dude!" he laughed and patted my back hard. "But for cereal Eth, that was kinda stupid!"

". . . I'll say." I grumbled.

"Hey! Listen to this! 'I'll be bahhk.'" America said with the straightest face I've ever seen. I smirked and studied him, his face stayed blanked

"'Mmmm. . . The force is strong with this one' . . . this time." I smirked. Alfred gave a broad smile.

"It has always amazed me how you can just jump right back up in the saddle!" I sighed.

"You were just around Kentucky recently haven't you. . ." Alfred smiled and thought at the new sure to be scar on the bottom palm of Kentucky, his huge roughed upped hands from a little joy ride on a bull with the new addition of A three inch jagged gash.

I just sighed and said, "That just proves I'm your 'child'. . ." Alfred put his arm around my shoulders, and gave me a sideways hug.

"Ahhhh, come on Oregon! Now tell me!" he stood back under the light, "How do I look? Think I'll win the costume contest at that Comcon thingy?" I looked back at him, and chose to let the fact that he just called the COMCON a "thingy" and told him straight up,

"Well. . . Tell me, do you feel lucky? . . . Punk." I growled gritting my teeth. Alfred smile widely and guided me towards the exit.

xD I hope you liked it~! Remember to comment/review and feel free to request a state! :3