A/N: Okay. I lied. I said that I was waiting till 30 reviews. Well none
of you reviewed, so I'm writing another chapter and hoping you review this
one. Now we are really sad, so review or were not gonna post the next
chapter until you do so HA!
******Chapter Eleven*****
"We signed up for Quidditch here first!" Draco Malfoy screamed at Angelina Johnson, even though he was not the captain of the Quidditch team and the captain should have been screaming, but Draco was, so HA.
"We signed up for Quidditch here last week!"
"What time?"
"Tuesday!"
"What time?"
"Before you did!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"GET OFF THE FIELD!" Marcus Flint yelled at the top of his lungs to the Gryffindor squad and Ginny, who were about ready to Stun the Slytherins.
"YOU GET OFF THE FIELD!" Fred and George yelled back. This escalated into a humongous screaming match, which Madam Hooch heard in her office and came out to see what was going on.
"What is going on?"
"We signed up for practice!" Alicia cried.
"We signed up for practice too!" Malcolm Baddock screamed back.
"Well, we are just going to have to give the field to the Gryffindors, because I can see that they need to try out a new player for their team," Madam Hooch said, beaming at Ginny, who beamed back. The Slytherins grumbled but walked off the field, leaving the Gryffindors to themselves.
"Ginny, let's see what you've got," Angelina said once they were all ready.
"Happy to show you!" Ginny smiled, hopping on her broom and flying into the sky. "What do you want me to do now?" she asked, hovering in the air. Angelina, Alicia, Katie, Harry, Fred and George were impressed.
"No need to do anything else!" Angelina called out. "You've already made the team!"
*****
"So, you guys," Phoebe said as the Ravenclaw cheerleaders gathered in their common room.
"Yeah." Daphne Greengrass, Padma Patil, Mandy Brocklehurst, Jade, Ambrosia, Aemilia, Charlotte and Rhyssa said unenthusiastically.
"We are the most boring of all the cheerleading squads in all of Hogwarts," Daphne thought.
"Why isn't there anyone interesting in Ravenclaw but Cho?" thought Mandy.
"My sister is sooooo lucky to be in an exciting house," Padma thought.
"Why did I have to be smart? I could have been 'brave' and been a Gryffindor, then I would at least be in a house that would give me attention," thought Charlotte.
"Oh well, we are all underrated in Ravenclaw," Jade explained. "But at least your more important, Padma."
"But that's just because my sister is in Gryffindor," Padma shot back.
"Whatever," Mandy sarcastically said.
"Hey, I am in the same section of the alphabet as Hermione, that means I am important for a whole sentence," Daphne said.
"Well. umm.. I'm not important whatsoever, and I am proud of it!" Aemilia practically yelled across the common room.
"Yes! I am even less important than you!" Ambrosia screamed.
"At least you have a boyfriend, Aemilia!" Rhyssa said. "I don't even get one of those!"
"Well you have a best friend," Aemilia retorted.
"So? Nobody finds that attractive. Romance makes people read these things! If there was no romance it'd have to be a karaoke fic for anyone to read it!"
"Well, at least all of us are more important than Piers Polkiss," said Charlotte.
As we venture on to another part of Hogwarts, in fact the more important Gryffindor common room.
"Hmm. I feel like dancing around like an idiot," thought Stephanie Rydell, a Gryffindor seventh-year. Suddenly, background music came on from nowhere and she started dancing in circles, kicking and twirling, pretending she was an extra from 'West Side Story', except she couldn't dance, so she just sort of spun in circles and looked really dizzy. "Till death do us part, think PINK!" she screamed randomly.
At that very moment, Hermione, Jasmine, Ravenna, Parvati, Lavender, Harry, Ron, Lee, Fred, George, Ginny, Angelina, Alicia, Katie, Neville, Dean, Seamus, Ruby, Wynne, Bethany, Emma Dobbs, Natalie McDonald, Trixie, Georgina, Evelyn, Amber Lorraine (a seventh-year) and her best friend Tabitha Zephyr, and Colin and Dennis all appeared from every possible entrance to the common room in their various cliques, talking and laughing, but stopping when they saw Stephanie "dancing around like an idiot" as she put it. Everyone was in shock at the sight of her. They felt bad for her because she was so unbelievably stupid.
Tabitha was the first to come to her senses. "Stephanie, what in the name of all things sacred are you DOING?"
Stephanie turned red, then straightened herself out and said merely "Dancing."
"Then dance all you like, but why do you feel the need to scream 'Think PINK' at the top of your lungs?" asked Amber.
This Stephanie didn't have an answer for.
Thank goodness.
"Well I'll leave all of you guys alone since you obviously don't like my dancing." And with that Stephanie Rydell retreated into obscurity, forever to remain until she's needed next.
******Chapter Eleven*****
"We signed up for Quidditch here first!" Draco Malfoy screamed at Angelina Johnson, even though he was not the captain of the Quidditch team and the captain should have been screaming, but Draco was, so HA.
"We signed up for Quidditch here last week!"
"What time?"
"Tuesday!"
"What time?"
"Before you did!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"GET OFF THE FIELD!" Marcus Flint yelled at the top of his lungs to the Gryffindor squad and Ginny, who were about ready to Stun the Slytherins.
"YOU GET OFF THE FIELD!" Fred and George yelled back. This escalated into a humongous screaming match, which Madam Hooch heard in her office and came out to see what was going on.
"What is going on?"
"We signed up for practice!" Alicia cried.
"We signed up for practice too!" Malcolm Baddock screamed back.
"Well, we are just going to have to give the field to the Gryffindors, because I can see that they need to try out a new player for their team," Madam Hooch said, beaming at Ginny, who beamed back. The Slytherins grumbled but walked off the field, leaving the Gryffindors to themselves.
"Ginny, let's see what you've got," Angelina said once they were all ready.
"Happy to show you!" Ginny smiled, hopping on her broom and flying into the sky. "What do you want me to do now?" she asked, hovering in the air. Angelina, Alicia, Katie, Harry, Fred and George were impressed.
"No need to do anything else!" Angelina called out. "You've already made the team!"
*****
"So, you guys," Phoebe said as the Ravenclaw cheerleaders gathered in their common room.
"Yeah." Daphne Greengrass, Padma Patil, Mandy Brocklehurst, Jade, Ambrosia, Aemilia, Charlotte and Rhyssa said unenthusiastically.
"We are the most boring of all the cheerleading squads in all of Hogwarts," Daphne thought.
"Why isn't there anyone interesting in Ravenclaw but Cho?" thought Mandy.
"My sister is sooooo lucky to be in an exciting house," Padma thought.
"Why did I have to be smart? I could have been 'brave' and been a Gryffindor, then I would at least be in a house that would give me attention," thought Charlotte.
"Oh well, we are all underrated in Ravenclaw," Jade explained. "But at least your more important, Padma."
"But that's just because my sister is in Gryffindor," Padma shot back.
"Whatever," Mandy sarcastically said.
"Hey, I am in the same section of the alphabet as Hermione, that means I am important for a whole sentence," Daphne said.
"Well. umm.. I'm not important whatsoever, and I am proud of it!" Aemilia practically yelled across the common room.
"Yes! I am even less important than you!" Ambrosia screamed.
"At least you have a boyfriend, Aemilia!" Rhyssa said. "I don't even get one of those!"
"Well you have a best friend," Aemilia retorted.
"So? Nobody finds that attractive. Romance makes people read these things! If there was no romance it'd have to be a karaoke fic for anyone to read it!"
"Well, at least all of us are more important than Piers Polkiss," said Charlotte.
As we venture on to another part of Hogwarts, in fact the more important Gryffindor common room.
"Hmm. I feel like dancing around like an idiot," thought Stephanie Rydell, a Gryffindor seventh-year. Suddenly, background music came on from nowhere and she started dancing in circles, kicking and twirling, pretending she was an extra from 'West Side Story', except she couldn't dance, so she just sort of spun in circles and looked really dizzy. "Till death do us part, think PINK!" she screamed randomly.
At that very moment, Hermione, Jasmine, Ravenna, Parvati, Lavender, Harry, Ron, Lee, Fred, George, Ginny, Angelina, Alicia, Katie, Neville, Dean, Seamus, Ruby, Wynne, Bethany, Emma Dobbs, Natalie McDonald, Trixie, Georgina, Evelyn, Amber Lorraine (a seventh-year) and her best friend Tabitha Zephyr, and Colin and Dennis all appeared from every possible entrance to the common room in their various cliques, talking and laughing, but stopping when they saw Stephanie "dancing around like an idiot" as she put it. Everyone was in shock at the sight of her. They felt bad for her because she was so unbelievably stupid.
Tabitha was the first to come to her senses. "Stephanie, what in the name of all things sacred are you DOING?"
Stephanie turned red, then straightened herself out and said merely "Dancing."
"Then dance all you like, but why do you feel the need to scream 'Think PINK' at the top of your lungs?" asked Amber.
This Stephanie didn't have an answer for.
Thank goodness.
"Well I'll leave all of you guys alone since you obviously don't like my dancing." And with that Stephanie Rydell retreated into obscurity, forever to remain until she's needed next.
