*cuing Rocky theme*
The chapter is here, the chapter I'm sure at least 5 people have been waiting for.
THE EPIC BATTLE CHAPTER
Jesus, I like to hype you guys up for battle chapters don't I?
Enough with the fake music and the hype; let's just jump right in.
"COME ON!" Spencer Shay was less than happy to see the Ghostbusters. "Do I crash your parties?"
"Spencer Shay, so nice to see you," Beck greeted. "Are we working on our New Year's Resolutions?"
"Beck…whatever-your-last-name is, I see you're still trying to be funny. You and your team of losers are of no threat to me- well, maybe to me- but you men are no threat to Vigo." Spencer looked at the painting. "NYAH!" He was shocked to discover there was nothing in the said painting but a sepia backdrop.
"Somebody picked the wrong art investment. Rex, could you kindly hose him?"
"Do what now?"
Rex chuckled his trademark chuckle and prepped his slime blower. "I'm gonna enjoy this."
"But I wanna hose him!" Andre protested.
"We'll do it together, pal." Rex and Andre aimed their slime blowers at Spencer and with excitement, blasted Spencer to the ground in a mess of pink slime.
"Guys!" Beck tried to get them to stop, but they were having too much fun. "WHOA! WHOA, GUYS!" His yelling did get them to stop. "I think you got him. Save the slime why don't ya?"
"Hey!" Jade approached Beck whilst carrying her son, "took you long enough." The two of them kissed each other.
"Hey you," Beck took Ethan from her arms and he got a little fussy, "It's okay little man, Daddy's here."
"Why did you just tell him you were his Daddy?"
"I…I dunno, but it felt kinda right. Either way, I'm just glad you're both okay."
"Um, help!" Cat was locked in the supply closet.
"Cat!" Robbie ran over to the locked closet. "Oh my God, did Spencer lock you in here?"
"No...well he did the first time but then he let me out. This time I was ducking for cover and I accidentally closed the door."
"Hang on, I'll get you out." Robbie tried to open the door, but couldn't. "Stand back," once Cat backed away he fired his gun at the door, blasting it right off. Once free, Cat ran into Robbie's arms, knocking him to the ground, and covered his face with kisses. "Gee, you must've really missed me." She just giggled. "I need to help the guys do this job now, so can you…"
"Sorry," she got off of him.
"Thanks," once on his feet, he took out his PKE meter and started waving it around as Cat followed with curiosity.
"Hey Andre," Rex kicked Spencer. "Did we kill this guy or what?"
"Nah," Andre assured, "the slime we used was positively charged. Once he regains consciousness he'll go back to his normal, spazzy, non-Vigo lovin' self."
"So we done?"
The PKE meter started to act up. "No," Robbie glanced at the surroundings as Cat held close to him. "No, something's not right."
A sudden crashed caused Cat to back off in fear as the Ghostbusters went to examine what was happening, a breeze forming inside the restoration room. This proved to be a mistake on their part because the two cables for the Sculpture Mobiles slowly slinked their way down and each cable wrapped around each female. Jade and Cat's screaming distracted the guys from the crash. The cable that had Jade had forcibly backed her onto the base of the 'H' and was wrapped tightly around her. The cable that had Cat also had her tightly wrapped, but this one had flew up in air and had her dangling. Thankfully, Beck was still holding Ethan and decided to hide the baby as the other three tried to free the girls with no luck.
Beck hid Ethan behind a bunch of packed boxes. "Whatever happens, you gotta stay right here and don't move. I'm gonna go help your mom and Cat and I need you to stay here and be really, really quiet." Ethan looked up at Beck as if he understood. "Good kid."
Beck ran over to Andre, who was trying to untie Jade. "I can't loosen this wire at all!" Andre was trying hard to.
"Try harder wimp!" Jade commanded.
"No need to be a grunge."
Beck tried to loosen it as well, with no luck. "This won't come loose."
"Try harder pussies!" Jade barked.
"Well, someone didn't take their happy pill this morning."
"Hey Rob," Rex and Robbie, meanwhile, were focused on helping Cat, "how we gonna get Red down?"
"The only way I can think of is to use our proton guns and shoot the cable."
"I ain't got my proton gun remember; I got the slime blower."
"Okay, I'll hit the cable with my proton pack. When the cable lets her loose, catch her."
"What if I don't catch her?"
"Yeah, what if he doesn't catch me?" Cat asked.
"Umm…" Robbie didn't know how to answer that, "…try not to think about that sweetheart."
"KK!"
"Hold on!" When Robbie aimed his proton pack at Cat's cable to free her, a sudden gust knocked him off his feet and managed to get the rest of the Ghostbusters to look toward the painting. Standing near the painting with a full body was Vigo the Carpathian, clearly looking for the baby. "Oh, shit," Robbie stated as he stood to his feet.
"Hold it deadhead!" Beck aimed his gun at Vigo, "If you want a baby so bad go knock up some demon chick or else my pals and I are gonna put you back in the painting where you belong." Vigo just stood there scowling. "You asked for this. Robbie, fire!" Beck and Robbie fired their proton guns at Vigo, and it seemed it was weakening the tyrant.
"Yeah," Andre cheered them on. "You guys got him!" Vigo let out a roar and the next thing the guys knew, he had deflected the streams and used them to send the Ghostbusters to the floor. "Never mind, he got us!"
"That was stupid," Rex tried to stand up but he couldn't move. "Uh fellas, can any of you move?"
"Nah-uh." (Andre)
"Nope." (Beck)
"Negative." (Robbie)
And by this point it seemed Vigo had determined where Ethan was. Moving any necessary objects out of his way using his powers, Vigo cleared himself a path and made his way over to the baby.
"NO!" Jade tried to break free as Vigo picked up her baby. "NO, LET HIM GO!"
Vigo triumphantly held the infant up. "The hour is almost upon us," he made his way back toward the painting.
"DO SOMETHING!"
"Gee, and I thought maybe it'd be a good idea to just do nothing," Beck retorted back to her.
"Maybe," Andre was still trying to move, "maybe we should try making him mad or somethin'. Get him distracted so that he doesn't do what he's gonna do. It's worth a shot."
"Anyone know some dumb blonde jokes?" Rex inquired.
"You know what," Beck used any strength he had to (barely) slither forward, "I think ol' Vigo here is the reason they have dumb blonde jokes," Beck's loud remark got Vigo's attention. "I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but Vigo here takes the taco." Vigo growled at Beck. "Only a Carpathian would come back to life now and choose Los Angeles of all places. Nice pick you mother pussbucket!" Beck insulted Vigo to his face. "Only the biggest idiot of them all would pick LA, but you don't have a brain in that huge melon you call your head. Wouldn't it have been wiser to pick New York where everybody's angry? No, the massive idiot with the massive head chose Los Angeles the place with the idiots. Tasty pick there, wiener breath!"
Well, Vigo got angry. He opened his mouth and out came blue lightning. The lightning struck each of the guys and sent them into convulsive-like shakes as it paralyzed them. And outside, screams of 'HAPPY NEW YEAR' could be heard.
"Dammit."
Vigo held the baby up as Ethan started to cry. "Now we become one." But before Vigo could react, his head started to twitch as if he was in agonized pain.
"You guys hear singing?" Rex inquired.
"It's comin' from outside," Andre noted. "Sounds like they're celebratin' the New Year."
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!" Cat yelled out with glee.
Yes the new year had befallen them and the people outside were celebrating in unison singing Auld Lang Syne as a Greyhound bus pulled up behind the massive crowd and three people tried to push their way to the front.
Beck notice Vigo moving about as if he was in pain. "What's going on? What's happening?"
"It's the singing!" Robbie shouted. "The singing is emitting positive emotion and is therefore weakening Vigo and neutralizing the slime."
"That would explain why we're glowing with a pink aura."
"Hey," Andre was on his knees, "I can move!"
"Yeah," Rex was practically up. "Me too."
"I can't!" Cat innocently informed.
"Yeah, me neither!" Jade added. "Way to go a-holes!"
"What gives, why aren't they freed yet?" Beck asked Robbie.
"Vigo's power isn't completely gone, only weakened," Robbie explained. "Everything will return to normal and the cables will loosen once we stop Vigo completely."
"That shouldn't be too hard," Rex pointed to Vigo who was writhing in pain and it seemed as though he was disappearing. And before he disappeared, Vigo let go Ethan in agony. Fortunately, Beck managed to catch the infant before Vigo vanished entirely. "Nice catch, Beck."
"Hold up," Andre noticed Jade and Cat were still tied up, "why are the girls still wrapped up?"
The painting started to flash and the colors began to swirl as Vigo's appeared in the painting. "He's back in the painting!" Robbie observed as Vigo kept changing form.
"Vigy, Vigy, Vigy," Beck carefully set Ethan down and readied his gun at the painting, "you have been a bad monkey. Come on guys, now's our chance!"
When Andre looked at the painting, a pair of red eyes locked onto his, almost hypnotizing him. Standing there like a drooling idiot with his mouth agape, Andre started shuffling toward the painting.
"Uh, something's wonky with Andre," Rex noted.
"Andre," Robbie began, "we'd like to shoot the demon now; can you please move?"
"Uh, Andre!"
"Andre!" Beck was now trying to get Andre's attention
Robbie noticed the monster in the painting start to disappear. "ANDRE!"
"NO!" Andre had taken on the monster's form, complete with the red eyes. "Andre is gone and I, Vigo, shall rule the world!"
"Gentlemen," Beck smirked, "fire all you got!" Beck shot his gun, Robbie followed suit, and Rex blasted slime at the Andre monster. This maneuver seemed to be effective because Andre's body was flung to the side as the monster head of Vigo went back into the painting. The head tried to escape, but the proton streams and slime blast seemed to be too strong for Vigo and the head exploded.
Vigo was destroyed.
Outside, the scrawny Sinjin was struggling to use the proton pack on the slime, and much to everyone's surprise, after a quick hit, the slime broke apart and flew upwards.
"DANG!" The Vega sisters were surprised by what they had just witnessed.
But no one was more surprised than Sinjin himself. Sinjin stared in shock at the slimeless museum assuming that he had saved the day. "I did it! I'M A GHOSTBUSTER!"
Back inside the museum, the cables began to loosen. While Jade's cable untied itself from the 'H', Cat's cable lowered to the ground safely; neither of the women harmed.
When freed, Cat instantly ran into Robbie's arms, knocking him to the ground again and covering his face with kisses. Once she was done, she helped Robbie sit up. "Wow!" He seemed dumbfounded. "We should rescue you more often." She cuddled up close to him and they stayed in each other's arms for a bit.
Instead of running to Beck, Jade had ran to Ethan. "Oh my baby," she kissed his head. "I'm so glad you're okay."
"He's fine," Beck assured, "but just a little ripe. Had an accident?" He asked Ethan. "It's okay pal, I think we all did."
"Looks like you saved the day again Ghostbuster." She was looking at him sort of seductively.
"Move aside, Shorty," Beck gently pushed Ethan out of the way so he could give Ethan's mother a passionate lip lock.
Rex on the other hand was helping up a slime covered Andre. "Andre, you okay? How ya feelin' man?"
"Groovy," Andre smiled as he looked around. "Rex, I love you."
"Whoa, I don't swing that way."
"And I love Robbie."
"Well, that kinda stung."
"And I love Beck. That's real friendship there brother."
"Okay, I get it." Rex became distracted by Spencer's hacking. "Come on, let's up help the poor bastard."
"Daylight come and me wanna go home," Spencer seemed to be singing as he was regaining consciousness.
"Come on pal," Rex (and Andre) helped a now conscious Spencer to his feet.
"Um, why am I covered in this nasty goo? EWW, it's dripping!"
"Short story: you were under some evil demon's spell and we had to slime you to help break it."
"Freaky...but kinda awesome."
"But hey," Andre put his arm around Spencer's shoulder, "I still love ya man."
"Aww, I love you too whoever you are," he and Andre embraced in a hug.
"Yeah, that's fine and all," Rex pulled them apart, "but please refrain from any lip action." Once the two of them hugged again, he made a disgusted face and walked away. "Mood slime, man," as he tucked the gun for the slime blower away, something caught his eye. "Uh guys," he got the attention of the Ghostbusters and gestured them toward the painting, "y'all gotta come see this."
Andre was the first over to the painting. "Wow, I love that."
Robbie made his way over to the scene with Cat clinging to him. "Holy moly."
"Ooh," Cat was also in amazement.
And finally Beck and Jade (and Ethan who was being carried by Jade) took a look. "Whoa."
Jade eyed the thing with disgust. "That is so creepy."
"I think it's early Renaissance," Robbie tried to analyze. "I'm leaning toward Raphael or Pierro de la Francesca."
Beck tilted his head. "Whatever it is, I give the artist serious props."
"It is kinda cool," Rex agreed.
What the gang was looking at was a brand new painting. In the center of the painting in a yellow toga-like garb was a pretty exact replica of Ethan. To the left of Ethan was a renaissance looking Rex in a brown toga and holding a harp, to the right was a renaissance Beck in a green toga and carrying a sword, behind Beck was a renaissance Andre in a red toga and holding a small leaf, and behind Rex was a renaissance looking Robbie without glasses in an orange toga and holding a book. The background appeared to be a heavenly-like light shining from above a bunch of clouds.
"I'd love to buy one if they had 'em on sale in the gift shop," Andre decided. "Hey, I'd love to go to the gift shop."
"And I would love for you to shut up," Rex directed to Andre.
"I agree with Andre," Robbie had his hand to his chin as he observed the painting, "this is a rather curious phenom and I feel it's best we examine it. What do you think Beck?"
Beck tilted his head to the other side, "I dunno…I think whoever painted this got my hair wrong."
Well, it was less intense than with Gozer, but in my opinion the movie battle was less intense. Nevertheless, I believe this still turned out awesome.
Now, I was gonna do the wrap up chapter followed by an original chapter. But honestly, I can't. The wrap up in the movie was showing the painting, then rolling the credits over a montage of random clips- a few of them new like greeting the crowd or getting a key to the city. Plus the last story was 11 chapters, and I think this one will end with 12. Rest assured, I'll add some original stuff too, but it's gonna end after the next chapter.
And then what will I do with my spare time?
