Sleeping Jashinist

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

"Where the fuck are we going now? We've been walking for aaages" Hidan was, as usual, whining.

"It's only been 10 minutes, stop complaining"

"But where are we going?"

"We're going to Kiba's place. You can meet some of my other friends too while we're here"

"I don't want to go near the dog fucker again, he's a dick!"

"He isn't that bad, you just like picking fights with people"

"Meh" Hidan went silent and just walked, making occasional huffing noises. As they came up to the house they could see Naruto and Choji sitting outside.

"Hey Shika! Hey crazy guy!" Naruto grinned and waved.

"Who the fuck are you calling crazy guy?"

Oh god, Naruto's set him off.

"To be fair, you do act pretty insane"

"Naruto don't be harsh, leave the guy alone" Choji tried to keep the peace.

"No one's talking to you, you fa-" Hidan was stopped mid-sentence as Shikamaru slammed his hand over the idiots mouth.

"What was he saying?" Thankfully, Choji hadn't noticed though Naruto had and was fleeing to the safety of the house.

"Err, nothing. Why don't you go on ahead and we'll catch up" He looked confused, but walked off. Shikamaru breathed a sigh of relief and finally moved his hand.

"What the fuck did you do that for?" Hidan looked infuriated.

"You never use the F word in front of Choji! You remember the last time you said it?"

"You mean fuck?"

"No, the F A T word"

"Ohh, so he gets pissed if you point out that he's a fat ass"

"Yes, so don't you dare say it" Luckily he decided not to make any comments as they walked into the door. You could hear the high pitched squeals of Ino and Sakura, as they fought over Sasuke, and Kiba's raucous laughter.

"Hey what's that asshole doing here?" Kiba obviously remembered all the things Hidan called him.

"I can't just leave him at home"

"But he's a dick!"

"Shove it up your ass dog fucker!"

"Hidan, just knock it off! Sorry about that Kiba" Whilst Hidan and Kiba glared daggers at each other, the girls had suddenly noticed the new arrival.

"Hey Shika, who is that?" Sakura was looking towards Hidan with a predatory look.

"It's obviously that weird guy Choji told us about forehead"

"Screw you Ino-pig! So Shika, can you introduce us?"

"Introduce yourself, I need to sit down" He was glad that there were more people around so he could relax and let someone else deal with the fool.

"Glad to see you're surviving"

"Thanks Shino, he does drive me insane though"

"Somehow I'm not surprised"

"Oh yeah! Shika I was supposed to give you a message" Naruto bounced over like the strange ball of energy that he was.

"From who?"

"You remember Gaara's older sister? Temari?"

"I think so. Was that the one we met at the beach party?"

"Yeah that's the one! She was asking about you, says she wants to meet up"

"Really?"

"Yeah. She's really fine, nice job! Mind if I give her your number?"

"Err, sure why not?" She hadn't been bad looking, and Shikamaru hadn't been with any girls in a while. Temari hadn't been bad either.

"Hey fuckface! Keep the crazy bitches away from me!" Hidan yelled as he ran from the insane fan girls who were currently trying to get him to strip off so they could see his chest.

"You don't normally care if you strip"

"You've seen him naked?" Ino shrieked. "Oh my god, Shika I didn't know you were that way!"

"You guys make such a cute couple!"

"We're not a couple!"

"And I'm not fucking queer!" This didn't seem to bother the girls, who just giggled and started whispering to each other.

"Sooo, guess you won't need Temari's number then" Naruto said slyly.

"Just shut up you troublesome moron!" Most people laughed, except for Hidan who looked ready to explode.

The gay jokes went on for about an hour, resulting in Hidan punching Kiba in the face and having to be dragged off by Shikamaru and Naruto. That soon put a stop to it.

"You didn't need to punch him you know" Shikamaru had dragged him into the other room, before Kiba had time to reciprocate.

"Yes I did, he was being a dick. When are we leaving anyway? The pink thing and the blonde bitch are pissing me off"

"Never heard her called the pink thing before" He chuckled slightly. "And I like seeing my friends so stop complaining!"

Hidan made a tsk noise but said nothing. He didn't shout so much at everyone after that either which was a big relief. Although he wasn't too happy to be walking home with Sasuke and Naruto. It was mainly Sasuke he had a problem with. He seemed to find him irritating, and the feeling was obviously mutual.

"So Shika, I'll text her your number later" Said Naruto as he and Sasuke went to go up to his house.

"Oh yeah, that'd be great thanks"

"No problem"

"Who's 'her'?" Hidan asked after the other two had disappeared.

"This girl I met at a party. Apparently she likes me"

"... You like her?"

"I guess. I don't really care too much about girls"

"So you are a queer!" He smirked as he said this.

"No! That's not it! I'm just not really bothered" Shikamaru looked thoughtful for a minute. "I know I'll marry a nice girl, and have a few kids one day, and that's it really"

"You're really fucking boring"

"I don't really care; anything that's interesting is usually troublesome" Hidan was staring at him. "What about you?"

"Eh?"

"Did you have any girl?"

"Heh" He smirked at this. "I fucked lots of them"

"I mean did you love any, not how many you had sex with"

"Of course I didn't fucking love any. They were whiny stupid bitches!"

"You're an ass"

"You going to fuck this random girl?"

"I don't know! I barely know her"

"Don't have to know them to fuck them"

"...You disgust me"

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"Hey mum?"

"Yes honey?" Shikamaru was helping her cook whilst Hidan was lounging on the sofa, so he thought it was the best time to ask.

"Do you remember the fairy tale you used to tell me when I was a kid?"

"About the evil prince?"

"Yeah that's the one" Yoshino smiled.

"You haven't mentioned that one in a while. But yes I do; what about it?"

"How'd it go again?"

"You want me to tell you it now?"

"Well not say the whole thing, but maybe a quick overview"

"Ok... Err... Well, there once was an immortal prince of the Land of Hot Water, who was cruel and selfish. He executed people for minor crimes, and allowed people to go starving"

That I can imagine.

"One day some travellers from a nearby kingdom came, and saw the evil prince. They warned him to change his ways, but he simply taunted them,"

Sounds like Hidan.

"One of them, a powerful wizard, cursed the prince. He would stay sleeping until his true love came and woke him up, and after that..."

Shikamaru had stopped listening after that, because that last sentence had confused and worried him.

"Err mother" She stopped talking, and stared at him.

"Something wrong?"

"Well, how would that person know they were his true love?"

"That's a pretty odd question"

"Sorry, I was just thinking about it. Couldn't anyone wake him up?"

"Oh no that's not how these things work. His true love would have to kiss him to wake him up"

...

Slipped...

Lips met...

Oh shit.