I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today.
I recently watched Avenue Q (it's so awesome, if you don't know what it is you should definitely look it up) so I knew I had to do at least one of the songs. I did think about If You Were Gay but I didn't know which characters would work with that (any ideas let me know) but I knew Prussia would suit this song so here you go.
Every first Friday of the month all the Germanic countries went to a bar (if you can't guess already this was Prussia's idea), well I say every Germanic country. Switzerland refused to come every time and he had banned Liechtenstein from going as well. So this Friday Prussia, Germany, Austria and Hungary all went out together.
"We're going to get absolutely car parked!" The albino shouted, skipping in front of the other three nations.
"I think Bruder may have started drinking without us." Germany muttered to Austria.
When they finally got to the bar Prussia rushed in, dragging Austria along with him. Who dragged in Germany, who dragged in- well you get the idea.
"We want four Prussian beers!" The older nation shouted at the bartender.
"We don't sell... Prussian beers." The extremely confused bartender replied.
At this point Germany just decided to take over the failing conversation. "He means German."
The four countries sat down at a nearby table when Prussia stood up and started a well rehearsed speech. "So in case you were wondering there is a reason why I brought you to this bar in particular."
"We weren't wondering, but go on anyway." Austria replied in his usually annoyed way.
"Well I have big news. I do stand up comedy here." Prussia finished.
He didn't get a response of claps and cheers he was expecting, just some 'are you crazy?' looks and a "Are you drunk?" from Hungary- or maybe it was "What are you on?"
"No I am not drunk... any more than I normally am. But anyway I'm up."
Prussia made a weird jog run thing to a small stage that had been set up near the bar.
"Hey everybody! I am now here to introduce the funniest person I know. Me!"
The other Germanics groaned while a catchy beat started up.
"I'm not wearing underwear today,
No I'm not wearing underwear today
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still none the less I gotta say
That I'm not wearing underwear today."
"Get a life!" Hungary shouted, clearly fed up with the Prussian's antics.
"... Thanks Frau."
Austria is next with The Sound of Music. I know that IndianaFerbDragon asked for Edelweiss but me, who has never seen Sound of Music before, wrote the Sound of Music song turns out that that song works better though. So that's what's coming next if anyone wants to know.
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