Ahem, sorry for the very long delay but I'm back so... I'm back. Anyway let us continue the story.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but OCs

Chapter 11: Stuff happens

"Spectacles!" Big shouted.

"Now listen here, what did I tell you about yelling at things?" the old lady asked.

"Not to do it." Big answered.

"So follow that advice and look." she commanded.

"Okay."

Big and the old lady searched high and low for the spectacles, or should I say Big searched high and the old lady searched low. After a very long time of searching Big started to tired.

"I'm tired." Big said, sitting down.

"Oh, I'm sorry. NOW GET ON YOUR FEET YOU BIG BABY!" the old lady yelled.

"I wanna go fishing." Big replied.

"Okay, let's go fishing. Just let me grab my spare spectacles and we'll go." said the old lady.

"YOU HAD SPARE SPECTACLES THE WHOLE TIME!" Big shouted angrily.

"Yep. I always keep a spare pair in my pocket." she said, reaching into her pocket.

"Then why we search for the other pair!?" Big asked.

"Because we did." she said, walking off.

"*sigh* Oh well, might as well go fishing." Big said gleefully.

As Big walked off he didn't notice the old lady yank off her disguise to reveal... Dehr?

"Hey boss, I got him to go fishing like you said." Dehr told his walkie-talkie.

"Good work Dehr." Chief said into his walkie-talkie "Come on back to base for a congratulatory snack."

"Yay!" Dehr shouted with glee, skipping away back to the police station.

Somewhere that isn't there but technically is there but not there... and is also about 20,000 feet above the ground

Eggman was having second thoughts about his plan. He was sitting in the middle of a large blank room, much like the rooms that his prisoners were in, folding some origami. The reason for his second thoughts, well, he himself was starting to feel a little frustrated. Sitting in a blank room failing at origami over and over can do that to you. But besides getting annoyed, frustrated, upset, angry, and some cabin fever, it really didn't do that much to you. Not quite insanity, maybe some strange nightmares from now on, but not insanity. He was about to go out and ask the computer for some alternative idea when the door slammed shut. He jumped out of his chair and ran across the room, starting to tug on the door.

"Locked." He muttered "Computer, why has the door been shut and locked... computer?"

"SILENCE!" shouted a deep voice from the intercom.

"Computer?" Eggman asked.

"I am not the computer. I am an evil genius, much like yourself. Except I am the one who hacked your computer system and took over your ship! MUHAHAHAHA!" said the voice.

"Who are you!?" Eggman asked angrily.

"I just said."

"No, WHO are you."

"I will not tell you."

"Fine then, be that way."

"I will."

"Chicken."

"Idiot."

"Chicken."

"Idiot."

"Chicken!"

"Idiot!"

"CHICKEN!"

"IDIOT!"

"FOR PETE'S SAKE STOP ARGUING!" Amy yelled.

"Uhhh, you didn't by any chance have the intercom broadcasting all over the ship, did you?" Eggman asked.

"Uhh... well..." the voice started.

"Who's Pete?" asked Charmy.

"*sigh* Of course you did." Eggman said.

"Hey Eggface!" Sonic yelled "Who's your buddy?"

"Be quiet you insolent hedgehog!" Eggman shouted.

"Can you send someone over to play tag with, I'm getting kinda bored." Charmy asked.

"I'd be happy to play tag with you, one rule though." Amy started.

"Yeah?"

"You aren't allowed to move."

"Oh, cool! Sounds like fun!"

"IT WON'T SOUND SO FUN WHEN I'M THROUGH BEATING YOU WITH MY HAMMER!" Amy screamed.

"Yes it will." Charmy said

"*sigh*" sighed Shadow and Knuckles.

"DIE YOU STUPID LITTLE RETARD!" Amy screeched as a loud banging noise came over the intercom and shook the whole ship.

"Huh, maybe I won't need . Maybe if Amy gets mad enough at Charmy..." Tails thought "Hey Amy, remember how Charmy ruined your chance with Sonic?"

"Do you have to remind me?" Sonic asked.

"CHARMY!" Amy cried out, hitting the door with her hammer over and over.

"This could be bad." Eggman said.

"Yeah... well good thing I'm not the one on the ship. HAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the voice as it faded away.

In the hallway outside the dark, dank cell...

"Come on guys, it's this way!" Stop shouted, running down the hallway.

"Really, I never would've guessed!" Charmy said.

After leaving the cell they had come out into a long hallway. A hallway that stretched in one direction. Espio was used to Charmy's stupidity, but it was still slightly surprising when he said something that crazy. They ran far down the hallway before stopping at an elevator. Stop hit the button to open the doors and the duo followed him inside. There were many floors to choose from, but Espio hit the top one before Charmy had a chance to recover from seeing such a wonderful sight. (He likes pressing buttons a little to much) To all their surprise the elevator proceeded downwards rather than upwards.

"What's going on?" Espio asked nobody in particular.

"We hit the top floor button, but went down instead." Stop explained.

"But it says..." Espio started, leaning forwards to read the button better "attic."

"Why did you press attic?" Stop asked.

"It's an automatic response to hit the top floor button, or the bottom one, depending on which direction I'm going, when getting on an elevator with Charmy. If you let him start hitting buttons, you won't be able to get him off the elevator for a week." Espio said "One time me and Vector ended up pulling the elevator out with him while trying to get him off."

"Oooh... shiny..." Charmy said, staring at the buttons.

"Charmy." Espio said.

"Shiny..."

"Charmy..."

"It's so shiny..."

"Charmy, back away slowly."

"Shiny..." Charmy said, slowly drawing closer to the buttons.

"This can't be good." Espio said.

DING! went the elevator as it stopped and the doors opened.

"What! Where! Who! Applesauce!" Charmy shouted surprisedly, swinging his head back and forth.

"Ooh, good idea. When we get out of here I want some applesauce too." Stop said excitedly.

"Shut up and walk." Espio said, stepping out of the elevator.

"Where are we?" asked Charmy.

The trio had stepped out of the elevator and into a giant room full of scientific gadgets and equipment.

"Judging by the way it looks, i'd say a mad scientist's lab." Stop answered.

"Well then, let's get to work." Espio said.

"Doing what?" Charmy asked.

"Destroying it. If this is a mad scientist's lab we don't want him finishing whatever he's doing." Espio explained.

"Okay." Charmy agreed.

"On one condition though." Stop added.

"What?" Espio asked.

"We get to blow something up!" Stop and Charmy answered gleefully.

Well there you have it. I finally updated my story. Is it still as good as before? Please RR I need to know. (P.S. HI)