No one's P.O.V (again)
It was a regular day in the totally normal Fiore academy. Who am I kidding. It never was and never will be normal. After the whole football incident, Gray was scarred for life, so Juvia tried to comfort him, but Gray was scared of Juvia and then he broke down and yelled about how life had no meaning. And then people were staring at him in the hallway like "Would you shut up?" and then Gray actually died and Juvia started screaming so he got resurrected by Zeref who's seal was broken and he was cursed anyways so why not but his curse was actually removed and ankserum was up in the sky screaming "THANK YOU MERCY!" And everyone actually heard it and they were just like "WHAAA?" And then Ankserum went to vacay in Mexico. Natsu came in the hallway and they started fighting and everyone in the hallway were screaming "Fight! Fight! Fight!" Gray stripped so hard his shirt hit Mavis on the head and knocked her unconscious so Zeref started fighting too. Then the teacher screamed that they all get a detention. Well, technically he said "You all get detention!" Then Gray said "what if I strip it out my backpack?" The teacher laughed like it was the funniest thing in the world and then went like "Ha! The only time I ever excuse detention is if Zeref joins a band. Or maybe Mavis. Or Natsu. Or maybe even Lucy." Somewhere far away, Lucy sneezed at that remark. Natsu actually took this seriously so he called Happy on his Lphone (lacrima phone) and went like "Fly me to Galuna island!" So happy did and Natsu literally pulled Lucy out of her vacation spot (Swimsiut and all) and dragged her to school. He then screamed "We're going to join a band!" While people were wondering what was more amazing: the fact that he was that stupid or that they did it so fast. So now here we are in this situation. "What!" Mavis, Zeref, and Lucy yelled at the same time. Natsu grinned so the trio of "What!" screamers decided to huddle up. "The only thing that can counter Natsu's grin is Lucy's glare." Zeref panicked. "You're right! Lucy's immune so she has to get rid of it before we all succumb to the grin!" Mavis shout whispered in horror. "Guys, can't I just kick him or something?" Lucy asked. She got up to glare at Natsu but he kept the grin up. Lucy then decided to kick him but he miraculously dodged. "It didn't work!" Lucy whispered. "How?" Mavis was basically shivering on the ground. "We have to think fast or we're all doomed!" Zeref scream whispered. Lucy rolled her eyes in annoyance. It's just a stupid grin! Suddenly, Mavis and Zeref both got an idea at the same time. They looked at each other and smirked. They then looked at Lucy. "You're the one he has a crush on so it's got to work." Zeref said whilst smirking. "So kawaii!" Mavis squealed. "Guys!" Lucy yelled. "I don't like him like that!" Lucy suddenly felt surrounded. "Help!" A shriek could be heard. Everyone turned to see Lucy tied up with a bored expression on her face. Mavis held out a sound tape and played it. "I'm gonna die!" The boringness of this incident caused Lucy to walk up, rip the rope, and walk away. While she was walking, Zeref and Mavis gripped her feet. "Don't escape without us!" they plead. She turned around to see that Natsu's horrible, horrible grin was gone. Zeref and Mavis turned around also and he immediately put the grin back on. "Fine!" They yelled. Lucy walked away, sticking her tongue out in the process. "Hey Lu!" Levy said. "I heard the battle of the bands contest gives 400,000 jewels to the winning band. Lucy ran back there. "Wait for me! rent money here I come!" could be heard as she disappeared into the distance. The quad waited in front of the door to the music room when the door suddenly opened. A sobbing girl came out the room. She noticed the four sitting and waiting and immediately wiped her tear. "Are you guys good friends?" The girl asked. "Yep!" Natsu replied. "Well then I suggest you don't enter. This place is cursed." She ran away after that. Pink. A flash of light pink hair. Light blue eyes. It was familiar, but who was it? The door opened to reveal a pointy eared man with light brown skin and dark brown crimson hair. "The name's Erik. Call me Cobra." He said as he held out his hand. "By the way, Zeref, I'm glad you changed. I used to be just like you but look at me now: a teacher." He turned to Natsu. "Oh, the curse? Well here's the thing: when good friends enter the band, their friendship always seems to fall apart. They get way too much drama in their life. Most of the time, at least one dies. I don't know why though. Oh and I can hear all your thoughts, but don't worry. I won't announce it out loud." Cobra looked at everyone's shocked expressions with a bored face. He handed them the battle of the bands sheet as they all wrote their names. "Everyone thinks that it'll never happen, but it always does. You can change bands or drop out any time you want though I doubt anyone else would join considering how scared they are of the curse." He laughed and patted Natsu's shoulder. "You're so stupid!" Everyone gave him curious glances before walking out the room. Immediately after the door shut, Natsu growled. "I am not stupid!" Zeref patted his shoulder. "Keep telling yourself that buddy." "Sooo," Lucy said. "start?" Natsu took a fighting stance. Lucy picked up a sticky note on her shirt that said 'Gray thinks you're hot, Lucy.' She blushed. "I play the guitar, Mavis plays the accordion, Zeref plays the piano and Lucy plays whatever!" Natsu yelled. "I think I want to play the harp." Lucy said. "Nope." Natsu said. "It's too much like a guitar." "Okay." She sighed looking down at her feet. "Can I sing?" "Nope." Natsu said. Lucy came back with a disk. "Can we sing this?" She was ignored. She looked to Mavis and Zeref. They were too busy listening to different tracks to hear her. But Natsu wasn't. "Hey Natsu! Earthland to Natsu! Dude, get a life. Gray is better than you." Natsu immediately turned around. "So, do you think this is a good song?" Lucy asked. "No." Natsu replied. "You didn't even look at it!" She yelled. "And I don't have to. You're too weird to pick out any good songs. They'll probably be all sappy." Lucy clenched her teeth. Unable to hold her anger back, she Lucy kicked Natsu on the face. "You must have a problem if you think I'm the weird one." She said turning around. The sticky note in Cobra's handwriting landed on Natsu's nose. He picked it up and read it. "Off to go to Gray, eh? If you want to leave, then leave." He ripped Lucy's name from the list and tossed it in the trash. "Fine!" Lucy yelled. Mavis and Zeref took off their headphones. "Oh no!" they yelled simultaneously. "The curse."
