The Death Eater Training Guide

Contents:

(Parentheses indicate who your narrator for the listed chapter will be/ bold print is the chapter you're on)

I. Admissions/Goals (Lucius Malfoy)

II. Dark Mark Care (Bellatrix Lestrange)

III. Muggle/Mudblood Slaughter Preparations (Bellatrix Lestrange)

IV. Wand Polishing (Lucius Malfoy)

V. How To Attend to the Dark Lord's Every Need (Lucius Malfoy)

VI. How to Properly Capture and Bind Prisoners (Guest Narrator Fenrir Greyback)

VII. Cruciatus Curse Usage (Bellatrix Lestrange)

VIII. Impeirus Curse Usage (Guest Narrator Draco Malfoy)

IX. How to Capture, not Kill Harry Potter (Guest Narrator Severus Snape)

X. How to Escape Azkaban (Bellatrix Lestrange)

XI. How to Continue Life as a Free, Happy, and Faithful Death Eater (Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange)

XI. How to Continue Life as a Free, Happy, and Faithful Death Eater

Bellatrix: I'm sorry to say, but this is the final chapter of the Death Eater Training Guide. We hope you've enjoyed our courses in how to become a Death Eater in 11 simple chapters. I hope Lucius, Greyback, Draco, Severus, and I did well in narrating.

Lucius: This chapter talks about how to live as a free, happy, and faithful Death Eater. To be free, you need to fight your hardest to please the Dark Lord and not get captured by the Order of the Phoenix.

Bellatrix: To be happy, you need to do everything mentioned in the last ten chapters perfectly, so you won't upset the Dark Lord.

Lucius: and to be faithful, you need to stick at the Dark Lord's side no matter what. The Dark Lord loves your faith.

Bellatrix: I hope you enjoyed learning how to become a Death Eater. If you want to try to become one, go to Lucius's office in the Ministry of Magic and he'll be happy to convert you into a Dumbledore-following wizard into a Dark Lord-supporting one.

Lucius: I've enjoyed helping narrating this book. We'll see you in the future.

Bellatrix: and hopefully in a second edition of this book!

Lucius and Bellatrix: Bye!!!

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