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Emmett's Pink Jeep
(Emmett's POV)
"No no no no no! How could they do this to me! My beautiful, manly jeep! I-its pink! Why pink? AHHHHHH! And worst of all, I'm a barbie girl is written on it! NOOOOO!! I AM NOT A BARBIE GIRL! I'm a spice girl, and they know it! Darn them all!" I thought quietly to myself.
"What is this you guys? MY JEEP!? Why my jeep?" I asked the group in a pleading voice.
"Well, this is what you did to our cars, and you wrote worse on our cars." Rosalie replied.
"I thought you forgave me Rose? What about our wedding vows, you know, 'for better and for worse.'? What about all that?"
"Lighten up Emmett."
"No, I really don't want to talk to anyone right now. So if you guys will leave, I'd appreciate it."
"Oh, Emmett, come on. Rose can fix those scratches up in a jiffy, and we can repaint it. Ok?" Alice asked. "And besides, I saw your jeep being pimped anyways."
"I liked my jeep the way it was."
"Ok then, I promise we will repaint it ok?"
"One more thing. I get to play with the human."
"NO NO NO AND NO!" Edward stated. "You are not going to play with the human, but I will allow you to feed her."
"Can I feed her one of the cookies Im going to make?" I asked excitedly.
"As long as it has regular chocolate chips in them instead of man eating plant seeds, then yes."
"YIPPEEE!! IM GONNA FEED THE HUUMAN! IM GONNA FEED THE HUUUUMAN!" I yelled in a sing song kind of voice. "I think Im going to go and cook now. Can you guys fix the jeep before tomorrow?"
"Umm, FYI Emmett. We're vampires. It's called vampire speed, we can get it done in about ten minutes."
"Ok, well see ya! I've got some cooking I have to do."
Once I got into the kitchen, I immediately got to work. It wasn't too hard, since I had the recipe memorized, and the vampire speed helped as well. Oh man, I really hope these make Mrs. Blake happy, or else I'll get detention for the rest of summer school, and into the next school year.
"BELLA!" I called once the cookies were about done.
"Yeah Emmett?" She asked, with Pride and Prejudice in her hands.
"First, haven't you read that book millions of times?"
"Yeah, but I like this book. You should give it a try."
"Yeah, sure, Ok. Whenever I'm in an old folks home. OH WAIT! I'm never gonna be in an old folks home. Hmm, well sorry. Guess I'm out of luck."
Bella just glared at me, followed by a long eye roll.
"What did you need Emmett?" She asked with an annoyed tone.
"Will you PLEEEEEEEASE eat one of my 'super duper Emmett style chocolate chip cookies'? PLEEEASE?"
"I don't know. You didn't put anything dangerous in it did you?"
"Nope, just chocolate chips, flour, sugar, eggs, baking soda. You know, everything that goes into a cookie."
"Ok, I'll give it a try." She said as she reached down to pick up a chocolaty cookie.
I watched her as she took a bite. Once she chewed it, she smiled and closed her eyes as the cookie went down her throat.
"What's wrong Bella? Eeeew! Did you just let gas out?" I asked while holding my nose. "Is that why you are smiling?"
"Eeew Emmett! Gross. No, the cookie is just that good. They remind me of my grans cookies. They bring back good memories from when I was little and would help her in the kitchen."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you sad Bella." I said as I gave her one of my big Emmett bear hugs.
"No, I'm not sad at all. Just happy. These are amazing Emmett, I'm sure Mrs. Blake will be pleased."
"Yeah, I hope so. Well, I'm going to go and see if all the pink paint is off. Talk to you later Bells."
With that I went out to the back, and there stood my jeep. Only it was still pink!
"You guys! I thought you said that you would get the paint off?"
"We tried really we did Emmett. But I forgot that the paint doesn't wash off, and it looks even worse if you paint over it. I'm really sorry." Edward said in an apologetic voice.
"S-s-so I have to drive that to school?" I asked as I leaned my head in the direction of the jeep.
"Umm, I guess so Emmett. We are really sorry." Alice answered.
After Alice's comment, there was a low murmur of apologies. Then Rose came up to me, and gave me a passionate kiss.
"Emmett, I'm really really sorry. I should never have done this to you. Please forgive me?" She whispered in my ear.
"Uuugh. It's ok Rose. I know I have done worse than this to you, and you always forgive me. I love you."
"Oooh, I love you too Emmett!" She cooed as she gave me another kiss.
"Uggh. Can you two get a room? PLEASE?" Jasper asked in an exaggerated sigh.
I took Rose by the hand, and gave her one more kiss, just to pee jasper off. Hahaha. Well, tomorrow is another day. I just can't wait to see what's in store for me. NOT!
Okay dokay people. I hope you all liked it. Please Review! I'll try to update tomorrow, but Im having a friend come over, so it may be Saturday when I update! Peace love and chicken grease. (Oh yeah, Sorry if this wasn't a great chapter, but they will get better, I PROMISE) Also, go to my profile, because I am going to have a poll up! SO VOTE! :)
