A/N: Hey guys! Thanks to everyone who has commented or added this to their favorite stories :) I really enjoy it! Hope you guys know some Greek history for this chat, and sorry if it gets a little "Girl Powerish" (I just watche a movie about woman in the 70's...so yea lol) Any way, hope you all enjoy this chapter
Disclaimer: I don't own Disney, Chuck Norris, Or Pixar
Disney Chat 11
TopGuns95: Alright Hades you have some explaining to do
HotRodBC: Herc! What an UNpleasent surprise. To what do I owe this explanation thingy to?
TopGuns95: Well yesterday, as I was going over my Chuck Norris handbook, these dumb monsters came along and attacked me. I easily defeated them, they were pussies, but that still left the question of who sent the monsters. I had to think hard
HotRodBC: So I assume that took around…half century? Am I right :)
TopGuns95: Actually I simply guessed it was you, I mean you are my enemy
HotRodBC: Herc, I'm shocked you would make such a wild accusation. There are many Disney villains, how could you just assume it was me?
TopGuns95: Like I said, they were pussy monsters
Imabeast: OH SHIIIIIT!
HotRodBC: Beasty go back to humping your wife's leg
Imabeast: How about you go back to your palace, o wait you don't have one! BURN!
TopGuns95: ROFL!
JokerFan_105: Hey beast, at least I stay true to my animal aspects!
Imabeast: Yea, and at least I don't try to go all Hamlet on my brother and his son
JokerFan_105: Hamlet! Sounds very tasty :)
TopGuns95: Enough! Hades I wanna know why you sent those monsters on me?
HotRodBC: Eh, just felt like it :)
TopGuns95: No one just feels like attacking someone else without a reason
HotRodBC: Ok, I'm so sorry I ruined your Chucky Norris loser book. I promise, next time I'll do it when your wiping your lumpy ass
JokerFan_105: Damn! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hot_Nut_Meg: O my Zeus! Really? Are you guys at it again! Listen Hades, Herc has done nothing to you! Leave him the fuck alone or I will personally get Zeus to go all lightning bolt on your ass!
Imabeast: Hmmhmmm! You tell him girl :) lol
HotRodBC: Yes Meg, I understand Zeus and you have a very personal relationship ;) If ya catch my drift
Hot_Nut_Meg: HADES! That's like the sickest thing you've ever made up. Zeus is my father-in-law and nothing more
HotRodBC: I've heard differently… ;)
TopGuns95: You better lay off Hades or I'll—
Hot_Nut_Meg: Herc, I got this. Now listen here Hades, you can get into mine, or anyone else's sexual business and screw it up. But we all know yours is down the tubes, and I don't mean fallopian tubes. So how about you stop using sex as your way to "meddle" with us and try to actually use your mind, which, trust me, we all know you have little of, to go find a new insult. When you do, come back and tell me :). I'm sure I'll be dead by then, by natural causes :)
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TopGuns95: MEG! I'M SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!
Imabeast: Damn! She can bring the heat, but can Hades stay in the kitchen :) haaha
HotRodBC: Oh HA HA HA :( You're so cleaver. Well I would reply to the bitch's comment but I have to go golfing with the Jaf-Man. Good bye losers!
Hot_Nut_Meg: Thank Hera he's gone!
JokerFan_105: But I'm still here hoe!
Imabeast: Why?
JokerFan_105: To be honest, I have absolutely no clue. But I'm getting hungry…hmm I wonder where Zazu is… ughh goodbye
Imabeast: So Meg, what was that whole thing about Zeus all about?
Hot_Nut_Meg: Ugh, just a load of garbage that Hades made up
.89: That's defiantly not what I heard darling
Hot_Nut_Meg: Hey Ursula, I didn't know donuts had tentacles…o wait you're just fat :)
.89: Hm, I didn't know sluts could have chicken legs :)
TopGuns95: Ladies, Ladies, chill. Now Meg, I'm just wondering, is what she saying true?
Hot_Nut_Meg: You think I have chicken legs!
TopGuns95: I mean about Zeus
Hot_Nut_Meg: NO! Hercules I love you!
.89: Don't believe the whore, she cheated on you wonder boy
TopGuns95: Ursula there is no way I'm goin to believe you, I mean you're pure evil
.89: Evil doesn't mean I lie ;)
Imabeast: Um…yea it kind of does…
.89: What do you know you ugly beast?
Imabeast: I know that you're a bitch
.89: Well thank you captain Obvious!
Hot_Nut_Meg: Sorry but lol
Imabeast: Ugh, this is why my palace isn't near any bodies of water. Sea Witches are bitches. I'm out you guys, c ya
TopGuns95: Oh my Athena, Ursula can you please leave
.89: Darling, don't you wanna hear about the affair your wife had with your father-in-law?
TopGuns95: That's not true, so stop spreading rumors about it!
.89: Suit yourself, but don't come crying to me when you find out the sad truth
TopGuns95: I can guarantee that, because I'm Hercules and I don't cry ;)
.89: O dear, Meg I can see why you cheated on him. I'm leaving this pointless conversation. Bye
TopGuns95: What a bitch!
Hot_Nut_Meg: Already established, Herc
TopGuns95: O…Yea it was :)
Hot_Nut_Meg: I miss Aladdin and Jas
TopGuns95: That was out of the blue
Hot_Nut_Meg: I mean, I just miss hanging out with them. They were one of the few Disney couples who weren't actually crazy
TopGuns95: Well Mulan and Shang are cool. Also the Frog Princess guys are nice
Hot_Nut_Meg: See, we even forget their names! Ugh, just fuck it! I'm just so over Disney, I wanna go somewhere new…Like Pixar!
TopGuns95: Pixar?
Hot_Nut_Meg: Yea! They have cars that can talk! They also have toys that can talk! And ants that can talk! And well, they just have a lot of things that talk :)
TopGuns95: Lol, that sounds nice. But Meg, who's going to protect Greece?
Hot_Nut_Meg: There are other Gods
TopGuns95: What is that suppose to mean?
Hot_Nut_Meg: Ummm, that there are a lot of people/Gods who can protect the place if you take a leave…
TopGuns95: But…Uhhhh…How do I say this nicely…IM THE BEST! I mean I have beaten Hades countless of times. No villain can shake me :)
Hot_Nut_Meg: Fine Herc, but don't you ever get sick of it all? Don't you ever want adventure?
TopGuns95: I get adventure every day, so no
Hot_Nut_Meg: Well I do! And I want you to be with me :) Cause I love you 3
TopGuns95: I love you too honey 3 But can we discuss this later, Phil wants to go golfing
Hot_Nut_Meg: Really? What am I just another piece of meat?
TopGuns95: No, it's just Phil has a big temper
Hot_Nut_Meg: O, you know that I'm 10 times worst than him :(
TopGuns95: Meg, please, I need some guy time. And since Aladdin has been all depressed lately Phil, sadly, is my only option. Plus I'd rather talk to you alone…if ya catch my drift ;)
Hot_Nut_Meg: Hm, well you can be all alone tonight, just by yourself :(
TopGuns95: Meg, we'll talk about this later. Now I have to go, I love you, bye 3
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To_HotFor_You85: Hey Meg, what's up? You asked me to come into this chat
Hot_Nut_Meg: Jas, it's awful!
To_HotFor_You85: What's wrong sweety? :(
Hot_Nut_Meg: It's Herc, he's being an arrogant asshole who isn't worth a fuck of my time!
To_HotFor_You85: Damn, you must really be pissed
Hot_Nut_Meg: I am! He doesn't want to explore or do anything adventurous with me unless it involves monsters. And that includes in the bedroom :(
To_HotFor_You85: What do ya mean?
Hot_Nut_Meg: It's always on the same days, at the same time, and always in the same position! The key word here is SAME! It's driving me insane
To_HotFor_You85: I'm sorry dear, why don't you try something new?
Hot_Nut_Meg: I've tried, but he just doesn't get into it! I'm sorry I'm complaining about my life when yours isn't that great either
To_HotFor_You85: No need to apologize, I'm actually starting to enjoy my life :)
Hot_Nut_Meg: Really? Why?
To_HotFor_You85: Cause I'm not restricted anymore! I don't have to go to dumb Disney meetings or deal with Aladdin's antics. I can relax and just be myself :)
Hot_Nut_Meg: But don't you miss Al?
To_HotFor_You85: Part of me always will, but most of me won't. I guess I just rushed into the marriage too quickly. And even through all his bullshit, evilness, and plain cruelty Jafar did demonstrate that I wasn't ready to be tied down to just one person. I wanted to explore myself
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I_Shooter_45: Omg! This is such a pussy conversation! But I guess I could expect that from two women, hahahaha (evil laugh)
Hot_Nut_Meg: Clayton is that you? I couldn't tell from not smelling the stench of an ass's behind :)
To_HotFor_You85: ROFL! So true :)
I_Shooter_45: Listen ladies, I'm board! I just wanted to see how my two little cheaters are doin? Maybe if things go well we could go back to my place ;)
To_HotFor_You85: First of all: EWWWWWWWWWW! Second of all: NO WAY IN HELL!
Hot_Nut_Meg: You said it Jas. Now scram Clayton, I mean who even likes you?
I_Shooter_45: Cruel a De Vil
To_HotFor_You85: Of course! Lol
Hot_Nut_Meg: Just go, we don't want you around
I_Shooter_45: You can't blame a guy for trying it with the two most notorious gals in Disney
To_HotFor_You85: O shut up! What do you know about our lives?
I_Shooter_45: Well, for starters, you both did the same guy
To_HotFor_You85: What do ya mean?
I_Shooter_45: I mean, you both did Zeus
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To_HotFor_You85: MEG? WTF?
Hot_Nut_Meg: FOR THE LAST TIME I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH ZEUS!
I_Shooter_45: Oh don't deny it honey! We all know you did it
Hot_Nut_Meg: Well I didn't, you may leave now!
I_Shooter_45: Fine, but don't deny what was put inside…you :)
To_HotFor_You85: Meg, was he being truthful? :(
Hot_Nut_Meg: NO NO NO! Why would I sleep with my father-in-law? I have no clue why these villains are making these false allegations, but I'm gonna make them stop!
To_HotFor_You85: You go girl! O I have some juicy gossip to tell you!
Hot_Nut_Meg: Spill! (even though that was totally random…)
To_HotFor_You85: Lol, I know J Well ya know Jafar?
Hot_Nut_Meg: DUH!
To_HotFor_You85: Haha, well did you know that he's gay?
Hot_Nut_Meg: WHAT? How do you know this?
To_HotFor_You85: Evidence: He is great at fashion, he likes to decorate, and frankly he's only ever slept with me and Mal…nd I don't really count Mal
Hot_Nut_Meg: O my Artimis, you're right! How could I not see it before?
To_HotFor_You85: I know lol! But remember, you didn't hear it from me ;)
Hot_Nut_Meg: Right ;) Well I gotta go, they have this new thing called "Democracy" that I wanna try out...Idk if it's goin to last though. C ya :)
To_HotFor_You85: Gtg too, bye :)
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Gossip_Cow14: Man did I get some great gossip from this chat :)
TheBESTGod1: Yea you did :)
Gossip_Cow14: Especially the part when Meg said she didn't sleep with you ;)
TheBESTGod1: I know, she totally didn't ;)
Gossip_Cow14: Thanks for helping me Zeus :)
TheBESTGod1: No problem Clara, you're a pretty cool cow btw
Gossip_Cow14: Thanks Zeus, you're not too bad yourself :)
TheBESTGod1: Hey why don't you stop on by and have a drink. We could discuss some other crazy rumors…maybe make some ourselves ;)
Gossip_Cow14: Oh Zeus, I'd be delighted ;)
A/N: So what did you think? Please R/R :) Thanks!
