Experiment XIII
Chapter 11: Monkey Around
Axel sighed walking through the jungle and looking for a trace of Demyx.
"Demyx?" he called, cupping his hands in front of his mouth. "DEEMMMMYYYXX?"
"AXEEEEEL!!!!" a familiar shriek filled the air. Eyes wide, Axel ran through the brush at top speed...and gaped at the scene before him.
"Axeeeeel hehehe!" Demyx snorted. He was hanging by his ankle on a vine, upside down. His face was red as he stared at Axel crazily. "Heeeey Axeell you're fuuuuunnyyy looking upside doooown hehehe!" Demyx broke out into a fit of giggles. Below him, monkeys looked as if they were trying to cook him. They were sitting around a small fire. Axel looked at the leaves...wait, he'd seen those before!...Oh God! Axel smacked himself in the forehead. The idiot was high.
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Kitty stared wide-eyed at her "kidnappers". One was a giant orange thing with a long hose thingy for a nose. The other one was just a big fuzzy thingy.
"Um..." Kitty tried to poke the fuzzy thing.
"OOH OOH AHHH AHHHHHHHHH!"
"EEP!"
-BOOM-
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-BOOM-
Axel covered his face as numerous trees and rocks flew past him. He snatched Demyx and started to haul his ass out of there.
"I THINK I'M SENSING A PATTERN DEMYX!!" Axel screamed to his friend, hurriedly running in the opposite direction of the flying inanimate objects.
"Hehehe...everythings flying Axel" Demyx held out his arms "I'm flyyyyyyiiiing Axeeeeel! hehe!" Axel rolled his eyes at his delirious friend. Where on Earth did the monkeys get weed?! Demyx started to move around as Axel created the dark portal to get them the hell out of there. "Demyx stop moving!"
"I want to talk to the purple hippo Axel! LET ME TALK TO THE PURPLE HIPPO!!!" Demyx started to thrash around in Axel's grip and they tumbled through the portal. "NOOOOO! HIPPPPPPOOOOOO!!!I LUUUUURV YOUUUUUU!!!"
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Xemnas sat in his office after a much deserved nap. He had washed his hair about a dozen times, and now only a little pink was left. He sipped his coffee and smiled in contentment.
"Ah sweet silen--"
"DEMYX YOU ASSHOLE YOU MADE ME TRIP!!!"
"YOU TOOK ME AWAY FROM MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!"
"YOU'RE 'TRUE LOVE' WAS A FRICKIN PURPLE HIPPO!!!"
"BUT I LOVED HIM!"
"HE WASN'T REAL IDIOT!!!"
"YES HE WAS...AND WHY DO YOU HAVE GREEN HAIR?!"
"...I rest my case..."
Xemnas repeatedly hit his head against the wall.
"WHYYYYYY!!?!?!"
Axel popped his head through the doorway.
"Um...Superior?"
"WHAT?!" Axel jumped.
"Um...uh...well...we couldn't find Kitty..."
"WHAT YOU INSOLENT-"
"And.."
"THERE'S MORE?!" Axel sighed and scratched his head.
"Um well...Demyx kind of...SMOKEDALOTOFPOTANDNOWHE'SLOOPYANDISSEEINGTHINGSI'MSORRY!" Axel ran out of the room.
Xemnas quietly stood up, straightening his coat(which was still pink). He organized his papers, picked up his rolling chair...and smacked himself over the head with it.
-Thump-
"OH MY GAAAAWD AXEEEL LIKE KEEELED THE SUUUPER SUUUUPERIOR! OH NOOES!" Demyx pranced in and jumped up and down, pointing at their blissfully unconscious leader.
"Demyx, shut the fuck up! I didn't--" Axel peered in. "OH MY GAAAWD!"
"hehe I TOOOOOOOLD YOOOOOU!!" Demyx poked Xemnas. "HEHE SQUIIISHY!!" -poke- -poke- -po- Axel grabbed Demyx's hand mid-poke.
"Stop that idiot,"
"IS HE DEEEEEEEAD?!?!" Demyx screeched. Axel whacked him on the back of the head "Owies..."
"Idiot we're already dead. And we don't 'die' from getting hit on the head by chairs," Axel looked at the chair near the Superior. Demyx sprang up from his squatting position.
"EVIIIIIL CHAIIIIR! ARGH!" Demyx promptly pulled his sitar out of no where and proceeded to whack the 'evil chair' to death. "I'LL KEEL YOU!!!I'LL KEEEEEEL YOU!" he screamed. Axel sighed. At this rate, they were never going to find Kitty.
