I was thinking to myself, I should do a sequel to this! What oneshot am I thinking of exactly? Read and find out! Review too! And no worries, I am currently on the brainstorming stage of the finale for MTMF!

DxC Oneshots

Whoa, Teenager!

"I am home familly!" A girl around 15 declared, entering her suburban home. The warm welcoming air greeted her bare arms that really should've been covered with one of the plentiful sweaters occupying her closet big enough for a princess. She slammed the door behind her, and removed her silver flats from under her feet, and adjusted her pink and white striped bag. She blew the few strands of chestnut brown hair that had escaped from her loose ponytail that had taken mere seconds to slick back out of her face.

"Hi honey," A woman about 36 called from the kitchen, while the tap ran so she could wash some dishes. She turned off the running water and wiped her hands with an old dish towel lazily swung over the oven handle. She smiled as her daughter acknowledged her with a smile, while she walked past the kitchen and towards the stairway. "How was your..." The woman trailed off, before noticing her daughter had already ascended up the stairs and was out of earshot. A smile spread across her face, and she continued to grab the dirty plates from that nights dinner.


Once at the top of the stairs, the girl slowed down her pace. She tried to sneak past the home office that was sure to occupy her father; sure, she loved him to bits but seriously, she was like what, almost sixteen and he always was in her business? That is SO not cool. She tip toed, wincing every few steps that made a creak under her feet, and was in the clear.

"You're late..." A male voice noted from behind the slightly opened door. The girl cringed, and stopped dead in her tracks. The man exited the office, with a look showing he was clearly NOT amused. She spun around and felt her father's suspicious teal eyes bore into her blue ones.

"Hi Daddy... Have a good day?" She smiled.

"Oh yeah, having to chase down 6 perps, miss my coffee break, then rush home in time for the family dinner that turns out to be just me and your mother- again,- makes for an outstanding day." He replied, sarcasm oozing through every word.

"Oh... That's too bad... Well Daddy, it's been nice chatting with you- I enjoy our conversations so much- but I really have to go. Homework, and such..." The girl lied. She scurried to the end of the hall and towards the the door to her room, with the eyes of her dad on her every movement. She quickly opened the door and closed it behind her. She let out a sigh of relief before dropping her book bag and kicking it under her bed. Homework was the last thing on the girls mind, as she walked over to her closet...


"Courtney, are you still in the kitchen?"

"Yes Duncan."

Duncan quickly went down the stairs and walked into the kitchen while his wife finished loading the dishwasher. Duncan gave her a disapproving look, before sitting down at the table.

"Honey, don't you think you should let Angel do her own chores?" Duncan questioned. Courtney rolled her eyes, and took some of the hair that had covered her face and tucked it behind her ear. She ignored him.

"Can you believe what I heard from the Taylor's? Another raccoon has broken into their shed. Those little scoundrels are pesky..." Courtney tsked, shaking her head. Duncan let his head rest on the table with his arm supporting it. Courtney slid into the chair across from him.

"We need to talk..." Duncan groaned.

"About what?" Courtney asked, trying to avoid the 'talk' that has been occuring every night for the past three months.

"Courtney..." Duncan sat up, and sent his wife a look. She rolled her eyes while he continued. "Angel has been avoiding us lately... She's up to something. And when I find out that girl is beyond grounded!" Duncan slammed a fist into his hand.

Courtney waved her hand dismisavely. "Oh Duncan, you're being paranoid! She's just a teenager, let her live..." Courtney trailing off. She smiled. "Don't you remember when we were young and foolish... Late night dinners..."

"Mmm..." Duncan moaned, remembering the time Courtney and him ate Kraft Dinner on her porch and watched a shooting star.

"Movie nights..."

"Yeah..." Duncan thought of the time when Courtney forced him to watch Prom Night and let her hold him in fright.

"Make out sessions..." Courtney smirked, while Duncan snapped out of his blissful state and back to reality. He smirked back.

"Ah, speaking of which..." He drawled leaning across the table, surprised not to meet the soft lips he was expecting. He opened his eyes, and raised his eyebrows. He looked around and saw Courtney giggling and dashing out of the kitchen. He smiled, and got up and followed her into the living room. She sighed and plopped down onto the couch, while Duncan joined and wrapped his arm around the woman he loved. She rested her head on the man she loved. How did they get so lucky? Courtney looked into the teal eyes that, even after 20 years, still made her go weak at the knees. She leaned in to kiss him, but was interrupted by a loud clack as Angel's high heeled boots met the hardwood flooring. She zoomed past not even sparing her confused parents a glance. She quickly grabbed her leather jacket and zipped it up. Angel tousled her hair then grabbed the door handle.

"I'm going out!" She called. Before she could open the door Duncan and Courtney zoomed into the hall with questioning looks on their faces.

"Whoa whoa whoa! Angel, where do you think you're going?" Duncan asked.

"Out." She chirped, while Duncan sent her a look showing he was clearly NOT amused. "Daddy..."

"Don't 'Daddy...' me, where are you going?"

"Er..." Angel murmured, while a loud knock was heard on the door. Angel opened the door, revealing a tall, slim, smirking teen with piercings all over his face. He was dressed in a black leather jacket with spikes, dark wash skinny jeans and black hightops. He had jet black hair, with an emo slice, with red dye at the tips. Duncan's eyes widened, and Courtney stared with an odd look on her face while the teen in front at them snaked his arm around their daughter, and nodded in their direction.

Angel smiled nervously. "Uh, Mom, Dad, this is Luke..." Angel started. She cleared her throat awkwardly. "...My boyfriend."

"'Sup." He greeted. Duncan's eyes narrowed into slits, while he looked over Luke.

"Get off of my property." Duncan sneered, while Courtney and Angel gasped in unison.

"Duncan!" Courtney exclaimed.

"Daddy!" Angel cried.

"Trust me Angel, this boy will be nothing but trouble..." Duncan said.

"Daddy you don't even know him!"

"I don't need to know him! You are my perfect little girl and I want you to stay that way. This boy will corrupt you!"

"No he won't! God, you're ruining my life!"

"Go to your room, this instant! You're grounded!"

"URGH!!!!" Angel yelled stomping down the hall, making sure to knock down the photo taken of her by her auntie Bridgette the day she was born...

"Yeah, this wasn't awkward at all..." Luke muttered, closing the door. Courtney looked at Duncan disbelievingly. Duncan finished glaring down the door, and met the gaze of Courtney.

"What?" Duncan asked, while Courtney put her hands on her hips.

"Duncan! I cannot believe you!" Courtney hissed. She shook her head. "You are such a hypocrite..."

Duncan was taken aback. "Me?! Are you seriously going to let our little angel date that hooligan?!"

"Do you even hear yourself?!"

"Well, I think we know where Angel get's her temper..." Duncan remarked, while Courtney sent him a death glare that even rivaled his. He had taught her well. Courtney stormed off into the kitchen, with Duncan on her heels.

"Hun, I just want what's best for our daughter...." Duncan tried. Courtney's face softened, before she burst out laughing. Duncan raised an eyebrow while Courtney continued to laugh uncontrollabley. "Am I... Missing something? I am failing to see what is 'so funny' here!"

"T-the irony... It's killing m-m-me!!!!" Courtney giggled.

"Huh?"

"Don't you find this familliar?"

Duncan paused and thought for a moment. "Nope."

Courtney face palmed. "Duncan! REALLY think for a minute!!!!!"

Duncan tried again. "Erm, you're both PMSing?"

"URGH!!! This is what happened with US! Don't you remember... My parents disapproved of you because you were a juvenile delinquent... The piercings... The clothing... The HAIR!!!!!!"

"Oh... I guess I was a little judgemental..."

"A little?"

"Okay, I was completely close minded!" Duncan admitted. Courtney smiled warmly and started to caress his cheek. "Are you happy now?"

"When I'm right." Courtney smiled proudly.

"As in always?" Duncan smirked. Courtney's smile grew wider.

"Good boy." She kissed his lips, until something caught her eye out the window. She saw a rope ladder descend out of Angel's window, and a few moments later her climbing down...

"It's late, and I have a lot of reports to file. See you in bed tonight, sweetheart..." Duncan grinned, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. Courtney rolled her eyes as Duncan's figure left the room. She turned her attention back to the window, and smiled to herself as Angel reached the ground, and was met by the embrace of her boyfriend. Courtney's smile became a knowing smirk.

It took Angel seven minutes to break out of the house.

It only took Courtney four.

Maybe oneday, Angel would break her Mom's record.

Then and only then, would Courtney admit defeat.

Just this once...


Aww, I find this cute... Lol, Duncan I can't believe you're being such a hypocrite! Ah Irony thy Name is Duncan... Tehe, so I hope you enjoyed, REVIEW!!!!! Also, for all you crack pairing lovers, I might make a fic taking some requests for crack pairings... They'd be real short oneshots but anyways, still okay! Short and sweet beats long and dull any day! Lol, I might call it 'I'm NOT on crack! Maybe a little...'

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