Yeah, sorry for not uploading last week. Honestly I have too many stories right now and too much school work. Unfortunately that means that I am officially putting this one on the every other week update list, since I seem to be doing that anyway. Now it is just official. So next week I won;t update but if I forget the week after feel free to send me angry/whiny/annoyed/pleading PM-s, I will listen to them and probably feel so guilty that I write the chapter right away. Guilt, works every time. Anyway since I am now blabbing... story time!

Museum

I officially hate Anko, she threw sporks at me...Sporks. She didn't even have the decency to throw forks or spoons. No she had to use the stupid hybrid of the two. I'd almost rather have her throw knives at me. I hate that bus. I hate everyone on that bus. Well maybe not Akira or Kurenai, but everyone else. I hate Anko with her magically appearing sporks, I hate Kakashi with his porn reading and not helping me as I was assaulted by Sporks. I hate the students because they are there. I hate Sasori because he mocks me. I hate Gai because he is all youthful. Where was his youthful self when I was being attacked by sporks? I hate the bus driver because he was smart and brought an I-pod to listen to and somehow wasn't hit by any of the sporks. I hate that one kid with the long hair because he got to sit next to Akira and was hit with flying sporks. And most of all I hate Anko so much that I had to mention it twice. I also hate the dog-boy because he took up half of my bed. I hate the large one for eating my granola bar and I hate the lazy one for falling asleep before I could mentally scar him. In fact I hate all three of them because I forgot to make their lives miserable and instead went to sleep.~excerpt from Hidan's book of ranting (Given to him by a priest of Jashin so that he could remember the hate he felt later and apply it to worship~Don't wanna know how)


As Sasuke, Naruto and Neji went to bed that night it was very awkward getting into the bed. As they went to sleep poor Naruto tried to avoid touching the two other boys but it was impossible, Neji tried his best to keep some distance between himself and Naruto, and Sasuke didn't really care. In Sasuke world if Naruto happened to touch him it was the Dobe's fault and it seemed like too much trouble to try when there was no way that the two wouldn't wind up touching in their sleep. Sasuke didn't hug Naruto or anything but he laid comfortably on his back causing their arms to touch.

This interesting sleeping positing caused ten things to happen before morning. 1) Neji fell off the bed three times due to trying not to touch any part of Naruto, which as I said before was impossible. 2) Sasuke slept peacefully through the night not even waking up when Neji fell on the floor. 3) Naruto eventually took over Neji's sleeping space and Neji had to spend the remainder of the night on the floor. 4) Neji stole Naruto and Sasuke's pillow thinking that he had a right to the pillows since the two of them had the bed. 5) Sasuke, unconsciously, not wanting to sleep without a pillow used Naruto as one. 6) Naruto decided that since he didn't have a pillow he would use the random arm near his head as one. 7) Kakashi got many blackmail photos. 8) Neji got very little sleep on the floor but thought it was okay because he now had blackmail photos. 9) Sasuke's arm fell asleep. 10) Naruto also slept like a log throughout all that happened.

The next morning came much too early for most of the students since most of them spent all night not-sleeping. Ino and Sakura tried, in vain, to break into Sasuke's room which resulted in them getting a lecture from Kurenai and Anko. Ten-ten did not sleep because she was envisioning Naruto, Sasuke, and Neji doing yaoi things, in fact she started writing a story about it... Kiba, Chouji, and Shikamaru went right to sleep; Shikamaru because he is Shikmaru, Kiba and Chouji because they were afraid of the wrath of Hidan. If you were wondering Hidan slept with Kiba who lost in a game of rock-paper-scissors with Chouji—Shikamaru was already asleep in the bed. Hinata slept well and had many dreams of Naruto hugging her. Gai and Lee slept in the same bed but wound up finding out there was a 24 hour gym in the hotel so they disappeared there. Shino slept well and probably dreamed about bugs or something. Sai sat for a while in jealousy over Sasuke and Neji, since he had heard the decision that they got to sleep with his Naruto, but then decided to sleep and dream perverted dreams about Naruto that I will not disclose in this fanfiction. The driver, Sasori, and Akira decided to play a game of poker before bed and Sasori won all the bus drivers money causing him to get pissed and go to sleep. Sasori slept next to the bus driver dreaming about nothing. Akira went to sleep after stealing back the money she lost from Sasori and dreamed of possible blackmail that Kakashi would give to her in the morning.

"What the hell Teme!" Was heard throughout the hotel that morning.

"Dobe, be quiet I am trying to sleep on my warm pillow." Sasuke answered not being a morning person.

"Teme that pillow is me!" Naruto hissed back.

"Who asked you to be so comfortable?" Sasuke taunted.

"That's it Teme I am not talking to you." Naruto announced.

"I am so glad I got that on tape." Kakashi told Neji showing him his camcorder.

"I finally get to sleep on this floor and you wake me up this early?" Neji asked also not a morning person.

"Neji, why are you on the floor?" Naruto asked tilting his head cutely.

"There was not enough room for three people there." Neji pointed out.

"Hey you have our pillows!" Naruto noticed causing Sasuke, who had given up on getting back to sleep to look at the floor where his pillow, his pillow was resting.

"I figured since I gave you both the bed I could have the pillows." Neji responded.

"I don't recall giving you permission to do that." Sasuke said darkly.

"I didn't need it, besides you seemed quite content with your warm squishy pillow, and I have the pictures to prove it so I would back off Uchiha." Neji said also darkly.

"Wait, you have pictures?" Naruto asked a bit slow, as usual.

"Yes." Neji answered simply, not prepared for what came next.

"Delete them." Naruto ordered in a dark, un-Naruto like voice that shocked all the occupants of the room. They all slowly backed away from the infuriated blond as they were saved by a knock on the door. Kakashi rushed over to it and answered it, admitting Akira into their room.

"Naruto, come with me for a bit." Akira told him dragging to angry blond out of the room.

"Apparently he is not a morning person either." Kakashi tried to make the two boys believe, but failed...Failure.


"Not the un-youthful bus!" Gai exclaimed upon seeing the bus that they were going to take to the museum arrive with the already unhappy driver.

"Akira please sit with me this time. Please?" Hidan begged.

"I suppose." Akira responded taking pity on Hidan.

"I would have held out till the bus ride back before begging." Sasori remarked walking into the bus and sitting behind Akira and Hidan.

"What do you mean?" Hidan questioned.

"Don't you remember all the past field trips?" Kakashi asked sitting next to Sasori for some odd reason.

"Yeah."

"What did Akira do every bus ride?" Anko asked grinning evilly at Hidan as she sat in front of him.

"Changed seats? Oh crap." Hidan said imaging the horror that the return trip was going to be.

"Good job, you have just earned yourself the joy of sitting next to me for the shortest part of the bus trip." Akira smiled evilly at him.

"Shouldn't some of you be in the front?" Neji asked annoyed that one of the few not annoying people was no longer sitting by him. Now, somehow, he got stuck with Lee.

"Why isn't anyone sitting with their groups that I painstakingly picked out for them?" Kakashi asked just noticing the disarray that the seating chart had become.

"Since there was no one other than Gai in the front he thought it would be youthful to have everyone choose their own seats this time." Akira informed them.

"They are still going to be in their groups at the museum right?" Kakashi asked whining to Akira.

"Yes." Akira answered simply.

After that the ride wasn't that interesting since over half of the students fell asleep.


"Now students get in your groups and go through the museum. Since there is only one exit to the museum we figure you do not need chaperons. If any of you are caught doing something bad by the museum cop people I will personally make sure that on the next field trip you will not even be able to take a piss without a chaperon. Also if all goes well Akira has suggested letting you sleep in student only rooms for the next field-trip. Don't ruin it for your fellow students, they will lynch you and I will watch and laugh." Anko told the students startling the museum people with her speech.

"Remember to use the buddy system." Kakashi told them eye smiling at them all.

"Wait, so that means if we have more than two people we can split up. Hinata come with me." Naruto decided, still angry at Sasuke and Neji.

"No, that's not what I meant!" Kakashi whined but Naruto was already too far away.

"You shouldn't have said the buddy system then." Hidan informed him having no pity for anyone that day.

"Just for that I am not letting you sit next to me on the bus ride back." Kakashi informed him.

"That means that I am stuck with the Uchiha all day?" Neji asked glaring at Sasuke.

"Like I want to be with you." Sasuke answered, "I'd much rather be with the dobe, or Hinata."

"Akira-sensei can't you let us pick our own partners?" Neji asked, pleading with Akira since she seemed the most likely to be able to change Kakashi's mind.

"Sorry teams are Kakashi's business." Akira answered simply.

"Wait what are the teachers going to be doing?" Shikamaru questioned realizing that the teachers had no purpose in the museum.

"All but the chosen teacher are going going somewhere else." Kurenai explained.

"Who is that teacher?" Sakura asked.

"Why he would have to be the most youthful of all." Akira said smirking.

"I am the most youthful! I will guard the students!" Gai announced.

"Works every year." Anko said giving Akira a high five.

"Have fun, now get!" Hidan announced in a slightly better mood because someone else was going to be miserable.


"Hinata-chan look at this!" Naruto exclaimed dragging Hinata around behind him.

"..." Hinata could not say anything back because Naruto continued to drag her along with him by the hand. Hinata was as red as a tomato because they were technically holding hands.

"Hinata-chan look!" Naruto exclaimed pointing out something else that Hinata didn't even look at because she was too transfixed on staring at their entwined hands.

"Amazing." Hinata whispered to herself.

"What Hinata-chan?" Naruto asked tilting his head in confusion.

"N-nothing." Hinata managed to get out.

"Hinata you aren't upset that I ditched Neji and Sasuke are you?" Naruto asked randomly since Hinata wasn't saying much he assumed she was upset with him.

"N-no." Hinata answered simply.

"Good because the Teme and your cousin deserved it." Naruto said.

"Oh. L-look at th-that!" Hinata said trying to distract Naruto by pointing to a colorful painting so that he would no longer be unhappy. Naruto looked at her and saw the picture.

"Pretty!" Naruto exclaimed and dragged the both of them to the picture smiling at Hinata.

And so Naruto dragged Hinata to every single pretty picture and Hinata never said a word about being dragged about because she was holding his hand the entire time.


Preview from next chapter: Bus Rides again

"Hinata-chan! You'll sit next to me right?" Naruto questioned looking next to her as they exited the museum, still hand in hand.

"S-sure." Hinata answered blushing.

"Are they going out?" Kurenai asked Akira in a whisper while looking at Naruto and Hinata's joined hands.

"Not that I know of. I will do some digging when I get home and find out." Akira whispered back.

"They should, they look cute together." Kurenai admitted.

"You know who else looks cute together?" Kakashi asked coming between Kurenai and Akira to whisper to them both.

"Who?" Akira and Kurenai both questioned.

"Sasuke and Naruto!" Kakashi said showing them a picture he took on his phone the night before.