Penhaligon and Webbuu made their way in darkness. Webbuu in the lead, his powers of night-vision, as he chose to call them, guiding them without fail. Penhaligon was close behind, following the sounds of his third in command's footsteps. Easy work for him, for he had enhanced hearing, as did 5 other members of his very large group, but 3 were not registered. A pointless fact, I know, but deal with it…
They quickly got to the crime scene, and Penhaligon just had to ask…
Penhaligon: What do you see?
Webbuu: Well, the one know as "Cute Voice" seems to have disappeared… Spicymoney is being restrained because he is suspected for murder, even though the body has disappeared… Nobody seems to know where screaming voice is, even though we think screaming voice was cute voice, who seems to have just disappeared…
Penhaligon: I can't stand not being able to see anything… Spicymoney, where are you?
There was no answer.
Penhaligon: Spicymoney?
Webbuu: He is no longer where I said he was, he got away from the restraints…
Penhaligon: We will need to search for him yet again… But we can't do it in the dark… You all now your orders! Find Spicymoney!
The noobs all separated, except Webbuu, who seemed to not want to search again. They both sat there in darkness, just thinking, until after five minutes, Penhaligon clapped twice. The lights turned on 1.2 short second after that.
Webbuu seemed surprised by the sudden return of light, trying to get used to the brightness. Penhaligon, though, was unruffled. He was still thinking, though the light seemed to help him concentrate.
Penhaligon: I have the feeling that Spicymoney is the one behind all this weirdness, Webbuu, though I still don't know why… It seemed that Cute Voice and her fairies-
At this point, Webbuu was confused. How did he know they were fairies?
Penhaligon: - were out to take over the world… I have the feeling that the reasons for all this demented twisting of the Runescape rules is just some dastardly plot to rule the Runescape world… For the purposes of these explanations, we shall call the enemy Black Matter… Spicymoney might be Black Matter, and thus, he killed Cute Voice, as to not share power in this world… As soon as we capture Spicymoney, he will be demoted to third-in-command… I can promise you that…
Webbuu: How do you know all of this, and who will be second-in-command?
Penhaligon: I was bored, had nothing better to do, and thus, thought of all this… You will be second-in-command… Now let us hurry and end all of this, Christmas is almost over…
Penhaligon started to run forward, only to trip after three steps. Webbuu looked over at where his leader had tripped, only to see a shoe sticking out from between the crates. He pulled out his sword, and held it in front of the gap menacingly. Not that he would kill the guy… Heck, he wouldn't even hurt the guy… Just letting the man know he was in trouble, no matter what anyone did… Kind of like pulling out a gun on the bad guy, to make him do what you say, in the middle of a movie…
Webbuu: Come out, please, we mean no harm.
A fairy came out of the gap.
Webbuu: What is your name?
Fairy: I'd rather not give it, in case this might come back to haunt me…
Webbuu: How would this come back to haunt you?
Fairy: I'd rather not go into the specifics…
Webbuu: O.K. then… So, what were you doing in there?
Fairy: Our Leader, for that is what she makes us call her, doesn't want us working more than we have to. In fact, it's a law, punishable by death…
Webbuu's eyes: O.O
Fairy (Continued): But I like making baubles so much, I just can't stop… Please don't tell her I was making them! Please!
At this point, the fairy was on the verge of tears. You had to feel sorry for him, for whatever reason… He was just doing what he liked to do. Even if it was punishable by death…
Webbuu: And who is this leader of which you speak?
Fairy: It's pronounced Leader… Accent on the "L"… Anyways, she is the one you guys seem to recognize as "Cute Voice". She is our ferocious dictator, out to take over the world with an iron fist… She thinks baubles are all she will need to do it, but I disagree.
Webbuu: Hmmm… My ears did not deceive me, she had said the word slaves… Fairy, if I may call you that…
Fairy: Sure, go ahead.
Webbuu: Since you seem to know so much, will you help us?
Fairy: Do what?
Webbuu: Wake up Penhaligon, to begin with…
They both looked down at where Penhaligon was sitting. But that is just an expression… For he was lying there unconscious. It was going to be a long afternoon… That meant Christmas was almost over.
Fairy: Mombletupnar signeto mochepico.
Penhaligon awoke with a start. Webbuu was amazed. Words that meant nothing to him could do wonders…
Penhaligon: Oh, hi Webbuu, did you find Spicymoney?
Webbuu: No, but I found what caused you to trip…
Penhaligon: I'm guessing you wanted to get a signal out to us, so we could invite you to talk to us, which is against you rules, so tripping me was your only outlet. You want us to help you all, and thus, you caused an "accident" to get us to talk to you…
Fairy was so impressed by Penhaligon's knowledge of his rules and customs that his jaw was almost touching the floor. No lie. Having magic in your body kind of affects you in that was… For some reason though, when the body is in huge amounts of shock, is expressing a lot of emotion, or a combination of the two, they revert back to their native language… This happened to the fairy.
Fairy: Histen, notama chinteno!
Penhaligon: Konten mocanti soshente, miko sotama hinentun.
Webbuu: You speak Gnomish!
Penhaligon: I'm quite fluent…
Fairy: I can tell…
Penhaligon started walking again, this time, for no apparent reason. He made his way over to the wall, and, pushed what appeared to be a secret button. How he knew it was there, no one shall ever know. But, on the other side of the mysterious door that seemed to have appeared there as well, was none other than cute voice. And, for some reason, Spicymoney.
Penhaligon: Well, what have we here? I would presume you are Cute Voice. And Spicymoney, you never did kill her, or, in fact, harm her. This was all part of her hair brained scheme to take over the world. She wanted me and you to fight, so she set out to ruin your reputation. If, I was mad enough, I would attack you, which is now possible outside of the wilderness. It would seem Black Matter and Cute Voice here are working together, for, as soon as one of us killed the other, they would finish him off… A smart plan, had it not backfired because of one thing. The voice I heard screaming was not you, Cute Voice. Or, shall I say, Rosie? Iron fisted dictator of the fairies, out to rule the world and all those who inhabit it? Man, I'm good…
Rosie: It would seem that out of all that none-sense you just said, only three things were right: One, I am Rosie; Two: I am out to take over the world; Three, I am the leader of the fairies. What you failed to understand though, is that I only wanted to confuse you guys with this mystery long enough to keep you in this factory when it shut itself forever tonight at midnight. Thus, entrapping the only two people and the army at their command that could stop me. But, since that didn't work, I guess I'm just going to have to kill you all.
Kind of a long chapter, huh guys? Had to go… Really sleepy…
Don't expect new chapters soon… Still grounded…
Penhaligon: Until next time!
Rest (in unison): Bye!
Rosie: I will take over the world!
Black Matter: Not if I do it first!
Penhaligon: You guys are crazy…
Author's note: Sorry about not being as hilarious here. I wanted to be serious for once… But I promise you all, the next chapter is going to be an all-out-who-can-embarrass-themselves-more-in-a-fight-a-thon.
MWAHAHAHA!
