Narutolovesme2 is back! I have someone to talk to! XD

Oh yeah. Someone suggested me a yaoi and pushing the rating up to M. ... I meant in my comments like ... if the language or the scenes in the story is too explicit for the rating T, and when I get 10 reviews that say it's too sexual/violent for T, THEN I will change it to M. But~ I guess it still counts as one. So. Nine to go.

I don't own HP or FMA, characters or plotline. This story is more like a subplot .... enjoy, and please Review.

Some confusion may occur, please tell me and I'll try to explain.

Prolly lots of cussing, especially since it's ED we're talking about.

There will be some hints about Boylove, mainly RoyEd cause I'm a fan like that. It won't be explicit, and all hints of pairings... okay, all hints of RoyEd is ultimately for humour. Humor. whatever. It's for fun. Don't take it seriously.

Rating. The day I move this fic to M Rating is the day I get 10 reviews saying 'change it to M!'. I trust ye people to be calm about some cussing and some nekkidness. No scenes, people. Remember, T. TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I'm keeping the main story around two pages limit, even if I have to cut it in the middle of something.

And Please review! XD

Anyways.


Hirahayami - lol, I think it was more disbelief than asking out.

Hostile Silence - Uhh... yeah. I explained it in the above, ... but if you still want it, I will consider it. It still counts as one, unless you'd like to cancel it. If it does go through, tho, I will have to change some scenes later on ...

Lolmaster - Aww, I like dragons too! Especially the one Ed's going to fight.

Sapphia - I dunno, really. I've been doing it since 4, it's like a habit I can't break. And yes, it is. XD

Trustdeceit - I know. But, since I made in this fic the male students... well, quite numb, I don't think they'll be able to read it before they hit on Ed.

Narutolovesme2 - Yes, but what do you want Roy to blam?

Mistytail - "YES DAMNIT!!"


Enjoy! And I actually researched the dragons, and I SWEAR The dragon and brothers pairing was ACCIDENTAL.

Ed was chosen to fight RANDOMLY The Antipodean Opaleye.

The Antipodean Opaleye is the most beautiful dragon and is one dragon that doesn't really like harming humans... Well, it more or less ignores humans.


The brothers shivered as cheers roared outside the tent.

Every time one champion left the tent, the crowds cheered and booed, yelling something or groaning unintelligible things. The Bagman guy's comments from here and there didn't really help the brothers' adrenalin-induced anticipation. The crowd roared once again, louder than ever before, showing that Harry had gotten the egg.

One of the Hogwarts teachers came into the tent and informed Edward that his turn had come, and Ed nodded briefly to Al.

"Good luck, brother," said Alphonse, his smile unwavering.

"This will be nothing Al; it's going to be all cheers you'll be hearing from here," replied Ed, and with a small punch in the air, which Alphonse returned, the golden manes disappeared through the sheets of canvases.

Alphonse stayed on the bench, trying to calm himself from worry for his brother.

And here comes Edward Elric!

The Crowd cheered again, but it sounded more like out of excited-politeness from the previous, probably awesome show from Harry Potter.

Alphonse started tapping the floor with his feet. The crowd was quiet.

Too quiet.

What was happening? Alphonse started biting his lips.

People were wowing. What was happening? Al shook his head. The Antipodean Opaleye, from what he had been told and read, was near harmless when it came to humans.

It was probably alright.

Probably.

Somebody screamed. Alphonse started to distract himself by looking at the little replicas of dragons. The Hungarian Horntail really looked scary.

There was a grunt, and the crowd sighed. It was a relieving sigh; it was good news.

It looks like the Opaleye ignored him! That's going to be an easy win for-

And then he heard Ed's voice.

"who … call-… short … overgrown … torch … ?!"

Alphonse nearly ran out when the crowd started screaming.

BLOODY HELL SOMEONE GET HIM!!

Correct that, Al did run out.

BAM!!

When Alphonse arrived at the sidelines where the wizards were climbing out the arena, he saw an immense mass of beautiful pearl-white scales cascading down the beautiful curve of the dragon's front body.

That must have hurt, did anyone see what he used for that explosion?

Trailing his eyes upwards, he momentarily saw a blue mass of silk… correction, his brother, falling from the sky. Alphonse looked at him, his heart clenched, his mind screaming along with the crowd, as Edward rolled in the air and landed gracefully onto the long pearly tail.

As he slid down the white tail smoothly, the Dragon bared teeth, which had quite a few missing, and huffed at the small human running-sliding towards her eggs.

Bloody Hell! shouted Bagman as Ed flipped in mid-slide, effectively evading the dragon's bright red flames. Ed proceeded to run up the curling tail, and jumped off, landing immediately among the pale blue-green eggs and onto the Golden Egg.

And he gets it! For the shortest time, even before Harry Potter!

Just then, the mother's other breath covered Edward and the eggs.

The crowd gasped.

"ED!!" shouted Alphonse, dashing towards the site, where the beautiful pupil-less opals stared curiously at the approaching human. The younger brother could hear shouts from the crowd and the dragon keepers for him to stay back, but Alphonse didn't take off his eyes from where Ed had been.

Alphonse was about to clap when he saw the familiar electric-blue flash sizzle through the red flames and black smoke.

He barely noticed the wizards at the sideline step in, wands zapping stunning spells at the mother dragon. The smoke started to clear, and the small dome alchemisized back into the rock nest underneath. The eggs were safe, Al noted. Edward looked around, the Golden Egg tucked under his arm and blue silk tattered and singed from the closeness to a dragon's fire.

Alphonse would have cried in relief when Edward finally noticed, grinned, and waved at his brother. Alphonse would have hugged his brother and then scolded him for being thoughtless and worrying him. Alphonse would have punched him for busting that beautiful dragon's teeth.

Edward ran towards Al, his unoccupied hand up in apology (as he could guess what his brother would say by that point). His eyes were sparkling in adrenaline and happiness from success, his boyish smile free from its usual lurking melancholy and maliciousness.

Edward was happy that he managed to beat the dragon and get the best score by two points. Perhaps he was too happy that, running towards his brother, he didn't see the swishing white tail flying towards him, nor did he hear the warning cries from the crowd behind him.

Alphonse was about to hit Edward, when all of a sudden, Edward was gone.

Ooh, that had to have hurt!


This type of writing is Bagman shouting... if you haven't noticed yet.

So Ed gets to fight the most beautiful and the most gentle Antipodean Opaleye, and he manages to get eated.

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