End of Term Assessment – Cadet Seifer Almasy. Class – SeeD Candidates4, Inst. Trepe;
1. How can it be argued that GF use is beneficial in the long run, despite the obvious health issues incurred?
If your health is holding you back, then you weren't strong enough to fight in the war anyway. You should just pack your bags and leave the real soldiers to the GFs. In this way it can be said that GF use is beneficial in the long run by separating the men from the boys – as it were.
2. What are the moral issues concerning GF use?
Yawn yawn. Who gives a shit? Morals are for the people who need an excuse to stop. GF use is just another example. But for your benefit, some wimps were scared about the memories that GF users inevitably lose and were worried it meant they were losing their humanity.
3. Outline the key figures in the fight to make GF use a safe commodity in battle. What are their contributions?
Well, well, well Instructor, is this not simply a plea for your most intelligent and loyal students/Trepies to compose a sonnet or two dedicated to your dear self? Very well, I shall humour you and join the masses in their proclamation of love. "Oh Quisty, your shining golden hair has captured my attention and I cannot look away. Your eyes have struck me like a fork of lightning from heaven and I am electrified by their beauty! Each day I sit here, waiting for your sweet voice to grace me with a word, a soft word, a kind word. And yet I find your attentions drawn to another. I am unworthy of your gaze, but – I must apologise – when your eyes fall on me and your red lips part around a cry of my name, I surrender to you my heart, time and time again. I am lost in your heart… You don't happen to have a map do you?" I'm sorry Instructor, that sort of heartfelt crap has never really struck me… Although you wouldn't be able to tell with the nights I have spent alone in my bed, thinking of that supple whip of yours wrapped sensually around my-…
4. Who was the scientist who is responsible for the discovery of the amnesiac tendencies exhibited by GF users?
Just a guess – Kadowaki?
5. Why is it important that you understand the controversy surrounding GF use before you use them yourself?
This is one of those questions you're asking to evaluate how much of your lessons we slept through, isn't it? I think by the calibre of the previous answers you can already guess who slept through class and who didn't, and if you weren't shouting at me for 'tardiness' then it was for sleeping in class…
We need to know about it so that we can decide for ourselves whether or not we'll use the GFs.
6. Do you consider GFs to be a commodity you will make use of?
No. I am awesome. That is all.
C-
Seifer, this is a respectable grade, for a gorilla. You are smarter than this and as such I would expect better answers, although I will admit your handwriting has improved from the illegible scrawl it was at the beginning of the term, into something barely perceivable as chicken scratch – well done.
Trepe.
