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Emmett try not to touch anything!

APOV

2:00 A.M.

Are you serious? This is the only isle left open? Please tell me someone else is working here! Betty cannot be are cashier!

I saw this whole scene play out in my head-twenty different ways! Bella cannot think like that, I didn't know she could think like that?

I stopped the cart and grabbed Bella's arm-keeping her from whatever she had planed. "What is it, Alice?" She question, as she tried to get out of the grip I had on her.

"Bella, whatever you have planned-well just try to be, just don't do anything that could wind you up in jail." I didn't know any other way to put it, but it seemed that Bella got it.

"Alice, My dad is a police officer-he would never put me in jail. I'm just going to talk to Betty-if that is her real name." She tried to squirm out of my grip again. I tried to look and see what she had planned. She was right about talking to her-I didn't see anything too terribly awful…she is Bella for crying out loud!

"Ok, but just remember-" She already left and was walking fast over to the only lit up counter.

I pushed the cart again and made my way-is that those pretzel bits, Oh boy those things are so good-I bet Bella would love this! NO! NO! Stay focus, you can do this.

I tried to calm myself down from the high-saturated snack and gracefully walked human speed to the lit up checkout counter.

"Do I know you?" Betty asked Bella. Bella was leaning on the display box where they mention something about wiggly dolls. They look as if they were all ready in a heated argument-just after two minutes of talking.

"I'm Isabella, but you can call me Isabella!" She had her chin high and was holding herself back from pouncing on Betty.

"Well that is all fine and dandy-but what do you want?" She was very irritated and it was showing through.

"Are you married?" Bella asked randomly.

"Well that is quite personal child-"

"I'm eighteen!" Bella snapped and the sliver of her pupil decreased even more.

"Well than maybe I should call the police for harassment!" She snapped back-the hair on her mole stuck out and I shivered.

"Uh, oh." I said in a loud enough for Bella to turn her head.

"What is wrong Alice?" She looked frighten by the sound of my voice.

"Emmett." Was all I could get out before I rushed-a little faster than an Olympic runner, which probably turned some heads.

I ran straight over to the baby section and saw…Emmett!

"Emmett-what did you do?" I asked starring out the mess he made.

"Alice that is a stupid question, what does it looked like I did?" He just-what?

"Emmett." I harshly snapped.

He looked up at me with wide eyes, and a cute pucker of his lips, also known as the puppy dogface. He had baby powder all over his face, and diapers thrown every which way-why does he do this?

"Emmett," I sighed trying to calm down my voice. "Why did you do this-why do you have to touch every thing?"

He shrugged and then put his hand on his super powered white face and said a very normal answer for him. "I don know?"

Now knowing how Rose feels, I had sympathy for her-but none at all for this sixty year old vampire.

"What the hell happened-you know you have to pay for this!" Betty finally made it here with Bella and has shaking her fist every which way like an old lady when some kid ambushed her flowers.

"Yes, we will pay for this." I said defeated.

"No we won't-not after you flirted with my fiancée." I stared at Bella, and shook my head no.

"Fiancée, hun-I knew he was kind of on the protective side." That's Edward, for ya.

"So you did flirt with a minor!" Bella acted as if she had just found buried treasure.

Betty looked surprised by what Bella had just said and waved at someone." Amber, did you call them!" She called out-Oh no they called the police, Charlie is coming-again!

Betty walked over to the Amber girl and I walked over to where Bella was standing. "Charlie's coming." Her eyes widened again and she started to run-before Betty came back.

"The police are-" She cut herself off when she realized Bella wasn't standing there anymore." Where-" This time I cut her off, knowing already what she was going to say.

"She had to use the bathroom, we just had Indian food and she gets a little gassy." I am doing pretty good at this lying thing, I just got to make sure I keep it up when it comes time to talk to Charlie again.

"How long will it be?"

"Last time it was for almost an hour-but I could-"

"No, no that will be fine," she said with a disgusted smile. "Amber will do it-Amber!" Betty called out and the women came over like she was some kind of dog being called over to.

"What now Betty." Amber asked in a dull voice.

"Well will you talk to the police-I am getting paged by Jack in isle fifteen, messy-messy…. bye!" She ran off and left Amber there with sleepy eyes.

"So what's the problem?" She asked again in a dull voice.

"Bella, the…blonde girl has bad gas." (A/N: I know Bella has brunette hair but you will see why Alice said Blonde.) She starred at me and blinked-just like Emmett would do when he doesn't know what someone just said.

"Why does she-" It wasn't the person who I wanted to get interrupted by, but I knew where her question was going.

"So what seems to be the problem-Alice?" Charlie said as he made his way around the corner to see me standing in front of Amber and Emmett behind me sitting on the ground with a diaper on his head and white baby powder all over him.

"Alice, I thought you said you were going home?" Oh yea-I guess I forgot about that. I sure didn't forget about him changing his mind so much, though.

"I was-but Emmett needed his pills." That was stupid-Wal-Mart doesn't have pills, or does it?

"Why didn't you go to the hospital? Was Carlisle there?" Charlie asked concerned.

"You know them-and the blonde girl, that has bad gas?" Amber asked totally out of it. I tried as hard as I could not to smile.

"Rosalie, has bad gas-and what, Emmett?" He shouted the last part. I must have been blocking Emmett, because Charlie just noticed him now.

"He needs his pills-otherwise this kind of stuff happens." I looked back at him-still wearing that ridiculous outfit.

"Pills? Maybe I should call Carlisle-"

"No! That's why we are here." He stared at me puzzled. "You see, Carlisle hates to have us disturb him. Right now he is operating and told us to come there, that's why we are here." He lighten his face a little bit and sighed a big breath.

"Alice why do you have a video camera?" What-I guess I never realized that I had the video camera on this whole time.

"To get more tapes and batteries-in my cart you can see that!" I remember putting that in.

"Oh, Sorry about this mess…. Amber, we will have someone come in and clean this up for you. These kids have some-challenges." At that moment I felt anything but special.

"Oh!" Was Amber's oh so genius answer.

"So if there are anymore problems?" I'm not sure if Charlie mint that as a question or a statement-but stared right at me.

"No thank you officer." Amber said and walked off to isle fifteen. I thought for sure Charlie was going to walk off now but he stood there and starred at me.

"Is there a reason why a mechanical pony is laying on the other side of the parking lot?" I forgot about Looney Jr.

"What pony?"

0k I couldn't resist leaving you guys there. Sorry but I thought it was a good way to end this chapter. Sorry about spending like five chapters on a simple store such as Wal-Mart, but I had a lot of ideas and the next chapter-IS the Newton thing, and sense I left you guys hanging on what they are going to do for the last two weeks. They are-yes, T-peeing Mike Newton's house (with a twist). So keep that in mind when I post the next chapter-which will hopefully be soon. Review please!

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