"Skinny dipping?" Alice said as she looked at me sceptically.
"Well, you have no clothes, and the rest will probably have ended up in the water, so I will also go into the water with you with no clothes on. It seems only fair since none of you lot will have any clothes."
"You would seriously do that for me? Best sister ever!" I already knew that, but it's nice to hear.
So I stripped, with no concept of self consciousness. Thank any one and every one that the water was warm. It was like taking a really really big bath. It was nice. Even though Alice was there.
Actually, that wasn't really a problem, considering we found out vampires can actually get drunk. So Alice Rosalie and I may have been drunk and had a threesome. And as far as I know, the guys don't. From the look of Alice, she was thinking of what I was, which wasn't really a good thing, considering I just found Edward.
And he looks heart broken! I think Alice might have made it sound like the lot of us were having an affair or some thing. I made a plan to tell Alice to make it seem as if this was true. Alice blanked out and then turned to me with an evil grin. She is so in! I know it's cruel, but this is payback for leaving me!!!!!
"Hey Edward! Come on, help us find the others then we'll find clothes." I said as I beckoned to him.
We walked in stony silence. Well, swam. I was doing backstrokes, until I remembered that this left my boobs for all the world to see. I may have wanted to go skinny dipping, but that doesn't mean I want every one else to see!
I saw Jasper and Emmett up ahead, they were arguing about something, where to go by the looks of it. When they reached us, Edward pulled them aside, and when they joined us again, they were all subdued. We didn't pay much attention to it. We were messing about in the water, as much for fun as to attract the attention of Rose Carlisle and Esme.
We found Rose and pulled her aside, filling her in on our plan. Alice actually had a reason to punish Jasper, he refused a makeover, I would to, Rose was mad at Emmett for totalling her BMW. That, I really don't blame her for.
We swam around a bit more and eventually found Carlisle and Esme, who were gazing in wonderingly at every thing around them. I don't blame them either, I did too.
"Hi!! We found you!" I shouted as I swam as fast as I could towards them, which I am proud to say is faster than vampire fast.
I engulfed them in a hug, not giving a penny that they were naked. It's Edward I'm trying not to think of naked. It's not really working. He's just so hot…And he's got no clothes…I'll just stop myself there. Nobody really seemed to want to swim with any speed. For the guys, it was mostly because of our supposed 'affair'. And the rest of us? It was really rather pretty here.
After about 10 minutes of silence, Esme asked what it was that was getting the guys down. And then Emmett got really riled up. He was mad. Really mad.
"Why don't you ask them! They're the ones that are having the affair!" Jasper and Edward just looked…broken. And Jaspers mood began to affect Emmett and he calmed down and sank very quickly into depression. The parents turned to us.
I'm amazed I wasn't drowning yet. It's not easy to laugh in the water and not drown. "Are you having an affair?" Esme asked us with a disappointed tone.
"Dear God no! That's just ridiculous!" I gasped out between laughs. They really thought we were having an affair. I suppose vampires really do get stupid when it comes to their mates.
"But Alice! She was thinking about you three having sex!" Edward protested.
"We were drunk!" we all shouted at the same time. We've been doing a lot of shouting. I'm sure the people above us can hear us in the Matrix and are now being carted off for psychiatric help.
"You…were…drunk? That explains every thing." Jasper said. Then he hugged Alice and kissed her like the world was ending. You don't really want to know what Emmett and Rosalie did. All I will say is that they have a new place to add to the places that they have done it.
And Edward, well, he still hasn't let me go and I've been thinking this over for a while now. Along with grinning like, I don't know what like. And this would probably be an inappropriate time to have 'two-timing touch and broken bones' stuck in my head. But hey, I do, so why not sing it.
This had the very desirable effect of Edward kissing me. "Am I forgiven?"
"Mmmhhmm." Bella speak for, 'Yes yes, and if you do that again yes'.
So naturally when I got back to land, thankfully to find clothes for all of us laid out along the water's edge, I was grinning like a Cheshire cat.
And Morpheus had news I don't know how to categorize. Good, or bad?
