And now, Zorua son of Zoroark would wish to respond to Keldeo the Critic's editorial concerning Zorua Reviews.
Zorua's POV (First Person)
(Zorua appears to be very angry)
I'm Zorua, and that Keldeo the Critic-
I review Pokemon FanFiction when I'm not training with the other Swords of Justice!
-has been really mean to me lately-
I have a bone to pick with a certain little Zorua.
So here's my big comeback to you, Keldeo the Critic!
. . .
You're stinky.
(Zorua then threw a Pecha Berry at the screen)
Yeah! I got Pecha Berries! And I'm not afraid to use 'em!
Now, you might be thinking, "Aww! Is that his comeback? Is that all he's got?"
. . .well no. . .
. . .I got more. . .
(Zorua smirked and said)
You're a background pony!
(Zorua threw another Pecha Berry at the screen)
You want me to spell it out for ya?
(Zorua transformed into a Loudred and started shouting at the top of his lungs)
YOU'RE A BACKGROUND PONY!
Zorua is petty,
-MY LITTLE PONY!
-over dramatic,
-SEAPONY!
-and a cry baby!
-SOMBRA CLONE!
-little punk-
-BIG HORNED!
-little con artist!
-RARITY SLAVE!
(Zorua then transformed back into his normal self)
But I really like how you figured out my little joke I did before. . .
That little punk took scenes from my movie, and cut and pasted them together to make it look like the Swords of Justice were mad at me.
Well, you were close. You see since Zoey and her trainer Luke are in the movie business, I actually got the footage through them and they helped me edit it all together.
I'm a Sword of Justice! How can you get so worked up over a single comment? It's beyond me!
And plus, he insulted my reviews too!
Well, Zorua son of Zoroark, I propose a challenge! I dare you to review a Fanfiction! Choose anyone you want! It can be of your own choosing, or maybe someone can suggest one for you to read in a comment! Then we'll see who's the better reviewer, and everyone will see that I was right about you!
Go on! I dare you, Zorua! I dare you!
(Zorua shrugged)
Yeah, I guess we both insulted each others review, so we're pretty even. So in that case, if you're gonna challenge me to review a Fanfic, then I'm gonna challenge you to review a movie! Go on! I - dare - you!
Oh yeah, and my first review was published before yours, so In - Your - FACE!
No matter how many reviews you write, or even if you show up on Youtube or Blogger, I am the greatest Pokemon reviewer!
(Zorua then turned into Kyurem and did a scary laugh.)
AHHHHHHH!
Okay, seriously! What is with this guy! He's terrifying!
Thank You
(Zoroark here. I'm just going to let him have his fun. I'm sure Keldeo doesn't mind playing along ('Z'))
Credits
Keldeo the Critic
-Editorial 4- Zorua Reviews
-Chapter 18: Breaking the Chains- Chapters 5 to 8
The Angry Video Game Nerd vs The Nostalgia Critic
pokemans pink: the end- by *CSImadmax
