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Ven:You know what I noticed, John?
Me:What?
Ven:The chapters are too short. Sure this one makes like 11 but, the chapters are short. Like what, only about like 500 words per chapter? I-Iono man.
Aqua:Ya, me too. I'm tired of freakin getting hurt by the darn mosher ducking blushing mucking doggone fawn mawn drawn stawn muncher bruncher grawn ENEMY!
WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME GETTING ALMOST KNOCKED OUT!
Me:Well, uh, sorry but aparently the monsters don't like those that get cheap shots from far away.
Aqua:Cheap shots?!! It's cleverly keeping my distance while attacking.
Terra:*watches as John and Aqua argue* Uhhhh....John doesn't own anything....especially social skills...
Ven:Sponsored by Hello kitty WOOOO 8D!!!
Me:Oh and by the way, go to my profile and vote in the poll with what keyblades Ven will gain. It will go Ven, Aqua, then Terra that will get a new keybalde.
Ven got knocked by the side by a big, thick, heavy, red, octopus tentacle. It knocked Ven out cold. By big, I meant FREAKIN GIGANTIC. IT WAS LIKE THE SIZE OF A FREAKIN DOUBLE DECKER BUS IN HEIGHT.
"VEN!" Aqua yelled out. How dare that lowly octopus do that to her Ven. Ven was knocked out cold proven to be by the stars being physically in sight rotating around his head.
Aqua now getting up with her rain storm keyblade in her hand, look up at the octopus. Aqua wanted the octopus to suffer. She looked at the octopus with hate and despise in her blue eyes. She will rip that octopus limb from limb, making it feel it's wrath she will PERSONALLY inflict.
Terra, seeing the hate in her eyes, swam to go aid Ven, letting her take the octopus. 'Wuh-hooooo. That octopus is in for it...Oh wait, focus on Ven.' Terra reminded himself as he pulled out multiple potions from outta nowhere. 'To knock Ven out cold, that must've been some hit.' Terra thought. That freakin octopus knocked Ven out in one freakin hit. Ven. VEN! We're talking about the dude who crashed through a window and landed on his bare feet without passing on any damage to the person he held in his arms.
Once Ven was all healed up, but still unconcious, Terra looked over to Aqua who was now beating the living Cheeze-Itz outta the octopus. She was going berserk on that bitch.
'WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HURTING VEN LIKE THAT' Aqua mentally screamed at the octopus. "NO FUCKING MERCY!" Aqua yelled out of her lungs that could somehow breathe and talk under water. Aqua, getting impatient, decided she should end the octopus' life right there and then. Imbueing all her vengeance into her hand, she blasted out the thing that first caught the octopus' attention, fire. Fire underwater, octopus was getting pwned by science.
Aqua:FUCKING DIE YOU MOTHER FUDGER! I'LL FRY YOUR TENTACLES TO OCTOPUS.......SPAGHETTI! THEN, I'LL FEED YOU TO THE PIRAHNAS!
Terra:WOOOOO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF IT! AIN'T NO THANG BUT A CHICKEN WANG!
