How was this possible? Dimentio was dead, wasn't he?

Ki looked at the above statement, breaking the 4th Wall.

"Yeah, aren't you supposed to be dead?" Ki questioned.

"Ah, but here I am! I'm as indestructible as…"

"You need to shuddup. Your similes are about as clever as…that guy." Ki insulted, pointing over at Fice.T.

"HEY!" Fice.T yelled.

"Hey look, a ghost." Eni lied.

"ZOMG WHERE!? NOOOO!!! DON'T LET IT END LIKE THIS!!!" he sobbed. Dimentio looked un-amused.

"Oh yeah, back to you. Umm…hold on, I was going to say something." Ki thought for a moment. Everyone was paused.

"Wait, wait, wait…I almost have it…"

"I swear Ki, I'm going to destroy you if you don't hurry up." Eni muttered angrily.

"Okay, think of positives." Linn told herself, still in a comatose state.

"You…can hear things…oh who am I kidding I'm hopeless." She muttered. She couldn't struggle anymore. She just had to wait for things to happen naturally.

Crud.

Vita closed the shutters for the windows.

"Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap…" Vita muttered as she paced frantically around the Inn. It really did make sense.

She should've known it was Dimentio the whole time.

But that was a problem, seeing as Linn was still vulnerable and unconscious.

"Oh crud…" she mumbled as she continued pacing.

Linn could still hear, but faintly.

"Why is she so nervous? Crud. Something bad is happening. Figures. I bet it's about me too. Just because I'm unlucky like that." She mumbled to herself.

"FICE.T!!!" Vita yelled. He came out of his hiding place, under the table.

"Y-yes ma'am?" he stuttered.

"Give me your cell phone."

"What h-happened to y-yours?"

"Nothing. I just feel like using yours. NOW FORK IT OVER!"

"OKAYOKAYOKAY!!!" he shouted, giving Vita his cell phone.

"Give me the phone book." Fice.T handed it over without hesitation.

"Hmm…okay, got it." She said, dialing in numbers.

Back outside…

Ki still was thinking, and Eni was about ready to smack her upside the head. Everyone else remained still, when they obviously had better things to do.

"Yo, can we just lay the smack down on this clown?" Bob asked.

"Yo, that rhymed!" Frank noticed. Nee sighed.

"I don't see how I got stuck with these idiotic freaks…" she mumbled to herself.

Back in the Inn…

"FICE.T!!!" Vita yelled.

"Put on this mustache." She demanded.

"Oh, and this stupid outfit."

"W-why?" Fice.T asked shakily as always.

"DON'T QUESTION ME! JUST DO IT!!!" Fice.T put on the stupid outfit. Vita grinned evilly as she pressed the final button on the phone…

Back outside…

Suddenly, Dimentio's cell phone rang. It has a nifty polyphonic ringtone of the Mario Theme Song thing.

Back in the Inn…

"Congratulations! You just won 1,234,567,891,234,567,891,234,567,891,000 Pizzas!"

"What in the name of the Overthere is she talking about!? Or to, for that matter. DANGIT! I MISS EVERYTHING!" Linn complained to herself. Wait a second, shouldn't she be freaking out?

"If Vita has to do an extremely lame prank call, that has to mean that something bad happened…" she thought to herself.

"Oh crud." Linn began trying to struggle again, but her energy was burned up. Surprise, surprise. She had already been unconscious for almost 3 chapters now, and that was long enough for her. So, she struggled more. Her mind focused on getting out of this flipping Void and finding out what the crud was going on.

"Come on…just a little more…" she struggled as hard as she could…

Linn gasped as she sat up. It was about time she woke up.

"HOLY CRUDSTICKS! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Vita exclaimed.

Back outside…

"Who's alive?" Dimentio asked, obviously hearing Vita.

Back in the Inn…

"Umm…Fred! Fred the Pizza guy! He got hit by…a truck!"

Back outside…

"I didn't know demented jesters had cell phones. Especially ones with polyphonic ringtones that play the Mario Theme Song…" Ki said.

"Shuddup…" Eni mumbled, holding a cell phone.

"I'm listening into their phone conversation." Ki blinked.

"You can do that?" she asked.

"Yeah, villains get special advantages. Now shuddup." Eni explained.

"Oh."

"Oh, sweet mother of Grambi…" Eni mumbled.

"What?" Ki asked.

"She just said that "Fred the Pizza Guy" got hit by a truck and lived."

"Okay…and?"

"Have you EVER seen a truck on this planet?"

"Oh, crud."

"My point exactly."

Back in the Inn…

"Vita…what in the name of the Overthere is going on!?" Linn asked. Vita put the cell phone on the non existent "auto-talk" mode.

"Linn…we found out who is behind all of this pointless crap."

"WHO!?" Vita smacked her and the opened the blinds ever so slightly so Linn could see.

"Crud." Linn muttered.

"I know. I'm ticked off too."

"What's all of this about a non-existent pizza thing?"

"It's such a long story, I'm not even gonna bother." Vita commented.

"I'm not sure I want to---what the…" Linn started. Fice.T had wandered outside carrying several boxes of pizza. He was wearing a fake moustache and a cheap costume.

"Why the heck is Fice.T wearing a cheap Italian costume!?"

"…SOMEBODY had to deliver the pizza!"

"Oh dear Grambi…"

Back outside…

Fice.T came out in his cheap Italian costume carrying piles of boxes of pizza. Suddenly, his fake moustache fell off.

"Psst. You dropped your moustache." Ki whispered.

"Crud." He said, putting it back on.

"Umm, I understand somebody just won 1,234,567,891,234,567,891,234,567,891,000 pizzas?" Fice.T said, trying not to stammer.

Back in the Inn…

"Oh please…just kill me now…" Linn mumbled, hitting her head on the table.

"Hey, that's what we're trying to PREVENT here. Be grateful." Vita said.

Back outside…

"Yo, we need a new plan, this one is going nowhere." Bob suggested.

"Yo, I has to agree with my main homie o'er here." Frank agreed.

"I know…" Ki mumbled.

"But I don't have any ideas…" Ki explained.

"Maybe I do." They all turned to Nee. She yanked out a shiny cell phone.

"I've been in the background for FAR too long…"

Dimentio's cell phone rang again.

"Hello there. This is Ms.Blarita at your phone insurance company. I understand that your phone bill is completely fake and you just got ripped off by approximately 5,452 coins last Tuesday. Oh, and Bowser owes you 100 coins. If you would like to destroy us all, we are located approximately 5 feet away from Bowser's Castle. Thank you." Nee hung up. There was an awkward silence for all of 10 seconds.

"It appears I must depart, like a troubled teen minutes before curfew! Ciao!" and with that, Dimentio was gone. There was another awkward silence.

"Dang. I can't believe that actually worked." Ki said, breaking the silence.

"It's a gift." Nee said. With that, they all entered the Inn.

Back in the Inn…

"Well." Vita started.

"We found out who kidnapped Linn in the first place. I guess that's it."

"What…is that it?" Linn asked.

"What do you mean?" Ki asked.

"Do we just leave it at that, or what? It's just going to keep repeating itself, we all know that." Linn explained.

"What else to you expect us to do?" Eni asked.

"According to your theory, you're basically doomed."

"So much for optimism…" Linn mumbled.

"We need to get you somewhere else. Where nobody would expect you to be." Vita explained.

"But, there's only one place like that." Linn stated.

"That place would be…?" Nee asked. Linn paused.

"Earth."

TO BE CONTINUED…

Kitayl: Well, that concluded what was most likely our most random chapter yet. After the past few chapters, I decided we needed a little comedy and humor. Soo, that's what I did.

PS: You might be wondering: "Why the heck did she call this thing Mirror?". Well, that question will be answered very soon. Promise. ;)

Dun forget to R&R!

Ciao!